OMG! Thank you to everyone who checked out my first chapter! I can't believe I got 6 reviews already! I know that's not much, but to someone who has never done this before, it's so exciting! Since I got so many reviews for my first chapter, I decided that I should write a new update! And I want to thank all of my reviewers: TwilightSagaLover543, TwiLigHtDancEr93, Angelius Cullen, Horsewhisperer990, SugarAndRainbows, and Hazl! Your guy's reviews were awesome! And thank you to all of you who added me on alert, and favorited my story! It meant so much to me. And I want to thank Horsewhisperer990 for the idea of making Jasper sending waves of naseua to Emmett and making him throw up! It was a awesome idea! And now I present you with my new chapter!

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As Esme was turning on the camera, Emmett and Jasper were looking at each other weird, kind of like they were sizing each other up. But every few seconds their eyes would flicker down to their 'food' and their noses would wrinkle up in disgust.

Of course Emmett, being the macho man that he was, just thought that this was just another challenge that he would win and that no one else would win, no way, no how.

As I was sitting here watching my two future brothers, I remembered how Esme had said about no cheating. I then burst out laughing.

Everyone looked at me once again, like when they thought I was crazy earlier, and Edward asked what I was laughing about.

"Nothing." I told him.

He just shook his head and went back to look at the two numb nuts he calls his brothers.

I was still snickering every few seconds. I mean come on, Emmett or Jasper playing fair? Now where is the fun in that be? Especially Emmett playing fair! That's like him saying he didn't leave a huge hole in the wall while standing in front of a Emmett shaped hole. It's just not possible to believe that.

As I was still snickering, I happened to look at everyone else. They all knew this was going to be extremely entertaining for all of us to watch and they all knew neither would play fair.

Alice was literally bouncing around with the biggest smile on her face. I had momentarily forgotten that she could see the future, in which she would see who would win this little contest.

All of a sudden I could feel excitement, disgust and the intensity in the air. I could tell this was Jasper's doing because I could see all of these emotions playing across his face.

Everyone was also chatting excitedly when Esme interrupted with one final rule.

"Boys, I seem to have forgotten a rule," Edward and Alice bursting out laughing once more, what with Edward being able to read Esme's mind and Alice's, who can see the future, "you have to go at human speed."

"WHAT?!" they both shouted while everyone else in the kitchen burst out laughing!

"Yes boys, I said I wanted a fair fight and with you both going at human speed, I will be able to tell who cheats." she said very sternly and motherly

"Fine, your no fun you party pooper. " Emmett muttered quietly.

"What was that Emmett?" Esme said.

"I said nothing mommy, I said would play fair. I love you!" and as he said this he made himself look like a cute little kid who knew he had been caught but was trying his hardest to not get yelled at. At this, Edward rolled his eyes.

"Stupid idiotic buffoon." I giggled as Edward muttered in my ear.

As soon as Emmett heard that, he shot daggers at Edward, leading us to only laugh harder.

"Anyways," Esme continued like nothing had happened, "are you boy ready to start?"

"HELL YA!" Emmett screamed and Jasper just rolled his eyes and said 'yes'.

"Well then," she started, "on you marks, get set," both boys were now had their game faces on and were in complete competition mode, "GO!" and both boys picked up their Oreo's real quick, or as humanly as possible and began to lick.

As soon as their tongues touched the filling, their faces turned into one of revolt, like they thought that this was the stupidest idea ever, and started to spit and try and scratch the flavor off their tongue.

I was laughing so hard and my face was turning a deep red because it looked like they had eaten one of the most foul things ever. Kind of like they were eating garbage or dirt.

Everyone else in the kitchen was laughing hard too. If they could have, they would have died from lack of oxygen.

Esme was standing in-between the two boys trying to keep a straight face, but failing miserable. She would let out a little chuckle every now and then.

But that all of a sudden changed, when her face was livid, making me want to go find a hole and bury myself in it, and then never come out again.

"EMMETT," she screeched, "WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT THROWING THINGS IN MY HOUSE?!"

"Um not to," he replied quickly in-between twisting the top off his second Oreo.

It had taken them both about 5 minutes just to fully complete one Oreo. But Emmett, being how he is, decided to take the top and bottom part ,that they didn't have to eat, of the Oreo and proceeded to throw it at Jasper, trying to distract him.

"Emmett, since you don't know how to follow my rules, you can't not have a Oreo for one minute." she continued.

"But Esme, that isn't fair." he whined.

"Yes it is Emmett, you don't follow my rules, you suffer the consequences."

"Oh man, this sucks." she said sounding just like a two year old.

Alice was in a new round of hysterics along with Edward.

"Edward what did Alice see." I asked.

He just shook his head, mouthed 'you'll see in 3 seconds' , and held up three fingers letting each one drop for every second that passed.

When his last finger was down, something happened that I didn't even expect.

AN: MUAHAHA! I almost stopped there, but no I'm too nice to not stop.

Emmett all of a sudden turned green, which I didn't even know was possible for vampires, turned his head and threw up on the floor with bits of Oreo's which came flying out. The sight was enough to make me gag.

Everyone started to laugh, I thought it was because of what happened to Emmett, but when I looked up at everyone, they were all staring at me and laughing.

"Why is everyone staring at me?" I asked still revolted.

"Bel-la," Alice said between breaths of laughter, "you should have seen your face! Oh wait you can, I took a picture of it!"

She then brought the camera that was in her hand that I hadn't even noticed, and then showed me. I burst out laughing. My face was so funny looking. It looks like someone had shoved a month old dirty, sweaty gym sock under my nose. My face was all crinkled up in complete disgust with a tint of green.

"Hardy, har har." I said sarcastically, "Hey I can't help it, I've always had a weak stomach when it comes to other people puking."

Everyone continued to laugh at me.

Then Esme face was livid once again.

"JASPER, I TOLD YOU NO CHEATING! I KNOW YOU SENT HIM A WAVE A NASEUA, SO DON'T YOU TRY AND TELL ME YOU DIDN'T DO IT! AND LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO POOR BELLA. I SWEAR YOU TWO WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME." she screeched once again.

Jasper then turned to me looking apologetic and said, "Sorry Bella, I didn't realize that that would have that type of a effect on you."

"It's ok Jasper, it was pretty funny." I smiled back at him.

"Now Jasper, since you too can not follow my rules, you will have to sit out for a minute." and by then Emmett's time had just run out.

So now things were back even between the two.

We sat there watching Emmett trying to lick as fast as he could to try and catch up to Jasper who was still a little ahead, even with him sitting out for a minute.

As soon as the minute was up, Jasper and Emmett were on their last two Oreos.

The family had started to root for someone different.

While Alice was rooting for Jasper to win, Rose of course was rooting for Emmett to win. Carlisle had then sided with Emmett in winning and Edward had chosen Jasper. Esme had decided that she wasn't going to choose a side, and me, I was secretly rooting for Jasper to win. It seemed like he wanted it more. Yet I thought it would be better to keep who I wanted to win, a secret.

Both of their faces were still scrunched up in disgust, yet they were still licking away. I would bet anything that these two boys were going to get quite acquainted with the porcelain goddess upstairs in the bathroom. Just the thought of that made me giggle quietly to myself and this time Edward didn't ask why I was laughing because he already thought it was because of Jasper and Emmett, technically it was, but for a different reason.

Both boys had just finished their fourth Oreo and were just moving on to take the tops off of their last one. But as they went to take the tops off in their hurry, they both smooshed their Oreos and then both needed new ones.

Of course they both looked at me, knowing that I would have extras, and were right my side in a instant.

"Do you guys know what I said if you wasted and of MY OREOS." I said really quiet at first and the was screaming.

They both shrunk away seeing my death glare that, if it could, would have burned a hole through their heads.

"Yes Bella," Emmett said rather quietly, "but we only need one more each, and if you give it to me then I will not bother Eddie boy here about being sexually repressed."

"Yes, same goes for me Bella." Jasper put in very suddenly.

"Hmm Edward, what do you think?" I turned to him and asked.

"I think that might be ok with me, but I'm more worried about what will happen next time they ask you for more Oreos." my beloved said to me.

"Ok guys, but if you destroy any more, you will be sorry." Wow did I sound evil just then. All I needed was the dark cloud and thunder and lightening to make the picture complete! I must be going semi crazy. Oh well, back on to the race of doom!

Both of them had just returned to their seats and had unscrewed the top to the Oreos. They then licked away furiously, not even caring about the taste anymore. I could tell they both wanted to win.

Now it was down to the last few licks for the both of them and it was getting very close. It was almost as if I could see the excitement and anxiety coming off of everyone.

All of a sudden I realized that they were both going for that last lick, everyone shouting 'GO JASPER!' or 'GO EMMETT!', and I realized I had shouted 'GO JASPER!'.

And then…. It was over.

It looked like a tie from what I could see. But since everyone else is a vampire, and the speed they were going was extremely slow, they were able to tell the winner. But for my benefit and to make it more official, Esme was going to announce the winner.

Esme then gave the camcorder to Alice so she could tape the 'ceremony', cause it's not everyday you see vampires having a Oreo licking contest.

"Boys, will you come stand next to me please so I can announce the winner?" she asked.

They both then stood up and walked over to her. Jasper on her left and Emmett on her right.

"Ladies and gentlemen," she said sounding like a WWE announcer, "Our winner of the 2008, first ever Oreo licking contest is……."

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