YOU GUYS ROCK! I can't believe how many reviews I got in the last chapter and all together! Also the fact that over 1,000 people have read this is simply amazing! I can't believe you all love this so much! I'm sorry this chapter has taken so long. I had writer's block and then it took me a while to write this. But I want to dedicate this to my special friend Michelle, without her I wouldn't even have written this, she truly helped me with the idea! The next and final chapter will be dedicated to a very special friend of mine! So now I present you with my newest chapter! Enjoy!!
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When I finally became conscious, I noticed that I was in a lit room. The room itself looked like someone had throw stuff at the walls, there were dents and holes all over the place. The walls were a off white color. There was a door to the north of the room and no windows. It was like I was stuck in a cellar. I had noticed that the floor was cement and the air had a chilly feeling to it.
After I had taken in my surroundings, I then realized that I was tightly bound to a chair. The reason I knew had something to do with Emmett because I remember that he was the last thing that I had seen before I had unfortunately passed out.
The door then creaked open, revealing a big bulky figure, or my future brother in-law. What joy, I thought to myself. I can't believe it. I never even did anything to that idiot and here I sit tied up to a chair in a basement., this is the thanks I get for being a human. Maybe this will help Edward in his decision about my Vampirehood.
"MMMMMMMMM" Was all you could hear out of my mouth, I had been to caught up in my surroundings that I hadn't noticed that my mouth was covered so all you could hear was a bunch of mush.
"Now, now Bella. We can do this the easy way or the hard way." Emmett said as he walked over to me.
I decided I would give him a little present as soon as he stood in front of me. Luckily he didn't bother to tie up my legs, so when he was standing right in front of me, I kicked him in his family jewels.
His reaction actually surprised me. His eyes widened in surprise, he fell to his knees while holding onto his 'jewels', and then keeled over on his right side, moaning something about me and nuts.
His reaction made me laugh. It was hard to hit them since I was tied up, but honestly I didn't care. He is the stupid one to knock me unconscious and then tie me up and gag me.
"Bel, Bella?! Why did you just kick me in my happy place? I thought you , I thought you loved me?" He stuttered out while jutting out his lower lip and making his eyes so sad that I almost, and I said almost, caved.
I just looked at him, with a look that said 'if you don't take this thing off my mouth, you WILL be sorry'.
He then very slowly, even for a human, crawled over to me and took the thing off my mouth. As soon as he took it off I started to yell at him.
"EMMETT, WHAT IN THE WORLD DID YOU DO TO ME? I WAKE UP AND FIND THAT I AM TIED UP AND GAGGED? DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING IN THAT PEA-SIZED BRAIN OF YOURS? WAIT NEVER MIND, DON'T ANSWER THAT. OF ALL THE IDIOTIC THINGS THAT YOU HAVE DONE, THIS HAS TO BE THE STUPIDEST ONE OF ALL. WAIT TILL EDWARD GETS HIS HANDS ON YOU, I HOPE HE RIPS YOU LIMB TO LIMB." I yelled at him while giving the dirties and meanest glare I could muster. It must have worked because he shrunk away from me. At that sight, I was rather pleased with my accomplishment.
"Bella," he said regaining his composure, "Now I have brought you here for a reason. This here is my secret lab that no one knows about. Except that little kid that followed me home, but I took care of him." he finished, grinning from ear to ear.
"EMMETT, WHAT DID YOU DO TO THAT POOR LITTLE KID?" I screeched.
"Relax Bella, jeez don't have a cow! I scared the kid a little and then he ran home. I didn't eat him. You know I'm a vegetarian." He looked at me accusingly.
"Sorry Emmett, I forget sometimes with you." I answered, giggling slightly.
"It's ok Bella, I mean…wait, HEY!"
"So Emmett, why did you bring me here again?"
"Oh yes, that's right." he said getting back on topic.
"You, my little companion, are going to be helping me get revenge on our little winner, Jasper. But we have to keep changing our minds because of his fortune seeing pixie of a wife, who will be able to see my ultimate master plan. Bella I'm going to tell you something about Jasper that no one, not even his dear wife, knows about that I happened to come across a while ago." he said to me looking as excited as well, as excited as Emmett can be.
"Bella, I found out that Jasper has a gnome shrine in this extra room in our basement. You see I was looking for my potato launcher, that Esme had taken away, because well, I was firing it anybody who came up to the house. We had a bunch of people come to the house because I ordered a bunch of random things just so I could shoot them with my sweet gun. Esme got really mad, so she took my gun away. But this was before the paintball incident. You see, she usually just puts the things, she takes from me, and puts them in the basement, thinking that, I Emmett Cullen, am not smart enough to find my things again. Well phooey on her cause I found it."
"Anyways, my revenge is to take Jasper's precious gnome shrine and blow it up with the explosives that I bought the other day. That gnome shrine is one freaky thing though. Just trust me when I say that the shrine is one freaky looking thing and now I have one really freaky brother, but he always has been freaky so in the end it really makes no difference." he finished up.
"Ok, first off, what did you buy explosives for and second of all why in the world do you have a potato gun?" I asked him in confusion.
"For you first question Bella, I was going to blow up your dear Eddie's stero because he made fun of me the other day and I just like blowing things up. For the second question, potato guns are the bomb but I shoot way more than just potatoes. I use potatoes, obviously, oranges, apples, eggs, dirty socks, underwear, you name it and I'll make it work." he giggled at the end.
"Emmett, why in the world did you just giggle?" I asked him, giggling myself.
"That was no giggle, that was um, um, that was a chuckle." he said nervously.
"No Emmett, I'm pretty sure you just giggled." I said, starting to laugh even more.
"Bella you need to clean out your ears, for that was not a giggle, but a chuckle, for I am Emmett McCarty Cullen, manly vampire, and I DO NOT GIGGLE!!" he said while pounding his chest like he was King Kong.
"Sure what ever you say Emmett, I still say you giggled."
"Anyways Bella, I will untie you know if you promise not kick the boys again." he said.
"Fine, but why did you tie me up in the first place?"
"Oh I just wanted to see how you would react when you woke up, obviously I won't do that again."
"You think?" I asked him sarcastically.
"Anyways," he continued like I hadn't interrupted and untied me "I need to go and get changed, but first you have to agree to help me out."
"Emmett, do you really know how stupid this sounds, and I don't want to make Jasper mad at me, this is between you two. And besides, his little pixie of a wife will torture me with only god knows what. She will take me shopping for the next, well, FOREVER!" I explained to him exasperated.
"Bella, if you agree to this, I have ten new packs of double stuffed oreos just for you!" Emmett said, while pulling out a shopping bag full of the most delicious and most intoxicating substance in the world.
"Oh my god Emmett, GIMME, GIMME, GIMME!" I yelled at him, while trying to free my hands so I could take the bag and eat all the Oreos that are inside of the bag.
"Woah Bella, I will give you these if you agree to partake in my revenge." He said seriously.
"Yeah, yeah Emmett. Fine whatever you want, just give me the Oreos or this is going to turn very ugly, very soon." I promised him.
Of course no one had seen me throw a tantrum when I didn't get my Oreos, but they did know how scary I got when Jasper and Emmett had both destroyed my precious Oreos during their contest. I was so sad about my babies being destroyed.
"Wait Emmett, when did you get all of these Oreo's?" I asked still hugging my precious babies.
"Well, when you fell asleep, I had to make a pit stop at the grocery store, I asked if anyone wanted to come in with me, of course they decided to ask 'what for' and I told them 'for condoms' and they all passed. I don't see why they would pass on that, but anyways, my real plan was to buy the Oreos for you so you would agree to my fricken amazing plan of ultimate revenge." he explained.
"Fine Emmett, if it will make you happy, and you did buy me more Oreos and I no longer hate you, but I only hate Jasper now because he destroyed my babies and didn't pay me back. So let's go!" I said enthusiastically.
"Ok Bella, what I need you to do is go out of this room and take a right, then go straight and then go in the second door on your left, and in there is a bag full of the things I need. On the bag it says 'Fairy Harry's Supply and Stuff'." He explained quickly and quietly to me.
"Emmett, why are you speaking loudly?" I asked him at a normal voice.
"Shhh, Bella, they will hear us if you don't quiet down, well actually never mind. This is a sound proof room."
"Wow Emmett, I honeslty wonder about you sometimes. By the way, where are we exactly?"
"We're actually in our basement, I just led everyone on a wild goose chase, so they could get away from the house so I could bring you back here. I wasn't trying to hurt you or anything because I know Edward would kill me if I even let you brush up against a leaf." he said while rolling his eyes.
"I would have to agree with you on that, ha ha! Ok I'll go grab the things and I'll be right back. Wait why don't you just get then yourself? It would take you so much less time." I honestly was curious for his answer.
"Well I need to change, I have a special outfit and what not, you don't have one because your just going to act like the good little girl that you are, and pretend that nothing happened at all to you. I'm going to put you on the couch before the others get back. But I will tell you the rest of my plan as soon as you get the stuff and I'm all changed."
"Ok, I'll be right back then." I told him as I walked out the door, while wondering where everyone else was and why in the world Alice couldn't see any of this.
I followed his instruction, and saw the bag, with the name he gave me, and then turned around and walked back to the room I had originally came from.
When I walked into the room, Emmett then came out of the closet, in a ninja outfit? What is seriously wrong with that boy? What was even stranger was that I hadn't even noticed the closet there before.
"Emmett, why are you dressed as a ninja? You look completely idiotic" I asked finally getting over the initial shock of him dressing first as a Rambo impersonator and now a ninja.
"Bella, why must you question the ninja outfit. My outfit makes me the hottest thing alive. I know that every time you look at it, or anyone else looks at it, they are blinded my outrageous sexiness." He said while striking a pose and showing his ultra white vampire teeth.
"Sure sure Em, are you sure that you weren't the one who was in the asylum, or in your case, the crazy house?" I asked.
"Hey Bella, you know what?"
"What?" I asked, having absolutely no idea what he would say.
"Shut up." he stated simply.
"Wow, ok then, I think someone is pmsing." I told him, sometimes I swear that most men can pms.
"Silly little human, vampires don't pms." he chuckled his deep booming laughter.
"Are you ready young grass hopper?" he asked me in a Chinese accent.
"Yes, Master Emmett." I said while putting my hands together and bowing in front of Emmett.
"Well, let's go!" He said while jumping up and down, out of his ninja/master Chinese trance, like a little child all hyped up on the magical things that I like to call pixie sticks.
Emmett then told me to climb on his back, which I did quickly because he said 'we have very little time to set up'.
He then raced to one of the rooms at the other end of the basement, and stopped outside of a chestnut door, with a shiny gold doorknob.
"OH MY GOD! Emmett, it's so shiny!" I exclaimed, jumping up and down while pointing at the shiny doorknob.
"Oh, isn't it? This knob is like so entrancing, it's hard to keep my eyes off. Wow, getting off our mission now aren't we? Anyways, what I am about to show you, may scar you for life, so be prepared.
He then took a deep, very unnecessary breathe, and slowly opened the door.
My first thought was, this is what was so scary to Emmett?
But that was my thought at first until I got a look at 'the thing'.
The gnome was approximately three feet high. It had on a red robe with a tan patch on the stomach. In it's left hand was a sack. The thing had only one tooth in it's mouth, big ears which had big gold hoop earrings, and a long nose that looked like a pickle, somewhat. To say this thing was a female, was what I had been wondering. The skin texture looked extremely rough too. This thing was so disgusting and I can't believe that Jasper actually worshipped this thing.
"What the HELL is that?" I whispered screeched.
"That is one ugly piece of crap, that should be burned immediately, is what it is." He said from right behind me seeing as he had followed right behind me as I went to see what was originally horrible about this so called 'gnome'.
"Thank the lord that you are doing all of us a favor and blowing that thing to smithereens." I said happily, yet still quite terrified that the thing might come to life, jump at me, and gouge my eyeballs out with it's ugliness.
"Emmett, please get this thing out of my sight, I can't take the ugliness anymore, I think it's catching onto me." I said and then I started to scratch myself, to make it seem more realistic.
"Bella, I have never seen you so wound up. But I like it! We need to do it more often!" he chuckled while taking the gnome and placing it in the bag with everything else.
"Sure. How about we set a date? How about June 31st?" I asked sarcastically.
"Yeah! I think I'm free then!" He exclaimed excitedly, obviously not realizing that that date didn't exist and not noting the hint of sarcasm in my voice.
Emmett, then, threw me over his shoulder, and rushed up the stairs and outside, while carrying everything.
As soon as we were, about thirty feet from the house, he set up the gnome and then put the explosives inside of it and set it back onto the ground.
We then made sure that none of the explosives showed, and hurried back into the house.
Once we got in the living room, Emmett quickly said "Bella, I can hear everyone right now, so pretend to be asleep on the couch. I'll be hiding outside so just go lay down and then hopefully someone will notice the 'beautiful' lawn gnome."
I quickly nodded at him and laid down and shut my eyes, as Emmett disappeared around the corner and outside the house, just in time to hear everyone entering the house.
"Bella?!" I heard a the anxiety in Edward's voice.
"Hmmm?" I mumbled lazily.
"Love, are you ok?" He asked, while checking me over for any possible scratches or anything he could find so that he could find a excuse to beat Emmett up.
"Edward," I said calmly grabbing a hold of his hands, in which he returned the gesture, "there is nothing wrong with me. Emmett just ran around with me. He was just being, well, Emmett."
"Where is the big idiot?" Jasper asked.
"I don't know. Last I knew, he was playing his game, but then I fell asleep watching him. So I really don't know what happened." I said still keeping up my façade, actually surprised that I was actually believable.
We all then went to sit down , with our respected couples, Rose being the one in the recliner because Emmett was no where to be found. We sat like that, in comforting silence when Edward had interrupted our quietness.
"Hey guys," he asked, with all of us looking right at him, "Why is there a gnome in the backyard?"
We all looked out the window, and when everyone saw the gnome, they all filed outside. Standing on the deck, Jasper, being the brave one, took one step towards the gnome.
And that is when I heard, BOOM!
HAHA! Another cliffy! Wasn't that chapter just the best! Hehe! The link for the gnome is in my profile. So go check it out! That thing truly is ugly and scary! Please go and take a extra 30 seconds out of your life to review. It would mean so much to me! Thanks!