AN,

Sorry about the typos in the previous chapters. So I'll SpellProof this.

Mucho Love to those who reviewed. I appreactiate it!

NE hoo, I decided that if since people are taking the time to read my story, I would write much faster.

Ohh, Ands there's a cat fight going on!

Im gonna copy 'gossip girl' and conclud with this.

You know You Love Me,

Mimsy101

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But everything he said were lies. All of it.

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I laid there thinking about what I just endured 6 hours before. Thoughts of Edward and Tanya swirled around my head.

Are they in my house?

That's not your house, you're leaving him.

Why?

Because the bastard cheated on you.

But I can forgive.......

That's your flaw. You don't think highly enought of yourself so you let people walk all over you.

Not true.

Yes, it is. You just want to act like nothings wrong.

So? and whats wrong with that?

Its called surpressing thoughts.

Dammit.

I turn to my side and turn on the radio.'Before He Cheats' by Carrie Underwoods starts playing

Great.

Right now he's probably slow dancing
With a bleached-blond tramp
And she's probably getting frisky
Right now, he's probably buying
Her some fruity little drink
'Cause she can't shoot whiskey

Right now, he's probably up behind her
With a pool stick
Showing her how to shoot a combo
And he don't know

I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped-up 4 wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seat
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires
And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats

Right now, she's probably up singing some
White-trash version of Shania karaoke
Right now, she's probably saying, "I'm drunk"
And he's a thinking that he's gonna get lucky

Right now, he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars
Worth of that bathroom Polo
Oh and he don't know

That I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped-up 4 wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seat
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires
And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats

I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl
'Cause the next time that he cheats
Oh, you know it won't be on me!
No, not on me

'Cause I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped-up 4 wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seat
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
Oh, maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
Oh, before he cheats
Oh

At that moment, I could relate to Carrie. I would do exactly what her song said because it makes the most sense.I mean, c'mon, payback's a b****?right?

Yes, it is.

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I decided not to be a wuss and go back. As I drove, I thought about how it should play out:

I walk into the house

"Oh Tanya!Tanyaaaaa?"

"Yes? Oh. Its you."

"Yes, Its me. I wanted to give you a gift."

"What?"

I punch her and rip her hair out.

"Now you look WAY better.!"

I run out the house.

Hey, I never said it would make sense, but I thought it would be fun.

Pulling up to the famaliar drive way, I hoped I'd see Tanya.

A flow of strawberry blond hair walked out of the house.

Wishes come true.

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"Tanya, Hey! Tanya?"

She acted as though she couldn't hear me.

"Tanya!"

"What do you want?!"

"I just wanted to tell you something."

With that, I ran towards her and grabbed her by the neck forcing her into the gravel.

"I just wanted to you that you're a homewrecker, total whore and that you're going to rot in hell if its the last thing I do. Have a nice day!"

I said with enthusiasim.

I turned around towards the house. She grabbed my long, dark hair pulling me back and whispering

"Say it to my face."

"I would but my back's to you and your breath stinks." She pushed forward to face me and slapped me as hard as she could.

I swear I saw everything in red when I looked back up. I grabbed her hair and pulled into she looked like a bald monkey. I laughed when she winced out of pain and told her every cuss word I knew.

"You whore, you should become a prostitute. At least you'll get paid to sleep with married men. And with that I puched her and drove off, leaving her and deformed face.

Payback's a b*****!