Okay… this one is practically perfect in every way. I'm just sayin'. Haha. :) Basically, it's weird to read because so many of these parts go on top of each other in the original song, and it won't sound just right. HOWEVER, you can trust me when I say that each syllable is perfectly matched. Get a friend and a karaoke recording if you don't believe me. :)
But either way, it's silly and fun, so just R/R. ;)
[Harley:]
As a shrink I was mediocre
So I ran off with the Joker…
But now I'm stuck back here in Arkham
Just like before, but now I'm a patient!
[Ivy:]
Girl you know I warned you
Men are pigs and love's a joke
But I'm not gonna scorn you
Even though you've lost it bigtime
Baby, you can't hide it
I'll know if you lie and
I'll just call you out
[Harley:]
Not now, no way
I won't say it, no, no
[Ivy:]
If you won't quit,
Just admit it, uh-oh
[Harley:]
It's not that way -
I won't say it's Mad Love…
...
I was alone when we first started
But he seemed so tender-hearted
I still forget he's homicidal
Until I have to help hide the bodies
Ohhhhh-ohhh!
[Ivy:]
You can keep on sayin'
That he loves you and he's changed but
Baby, he's just playin'
Hon, we both know he's deranged -
You used to be a head-shrink
Did you ever once think
It was Stockholm Syndrome?
[Harley:]
No chance, no way
I won't say it, nuh-uh!
[Ivy:]
Soon you'll give in
And agree it's Mad Love
[Harley:]
That's not okay,
I won't say it's Mad Love
[Ivy:]
Time to end the pretend
It's Mad Love
[Harley:]
You're so insane
I won't say it
That's such a pain!
I won't say it
[Ivy:]
Don't be so proud
We both know it's Mad Love
[Harley:]
Oh
At least out loud,
I won't say it's Mad Love….
[Both:]
Sha-la-la-la-la-la…
Ahhhh.