I want to give a huge thank you to all of you who reviewed and favorited my story! Seriously, you have no idea how much it means to me. I decided I would try writing this Episode more like the show: including backstage footage and short interviews with the contestants. Please let me know if my portrayal of the show works or not.
Gotham's Got Talent! Episode 2
Alfred: Welcome back to another addition of, Gotham's Got Talent. After last week's contestants, our judges are ready to see what else Gotham has in store for them.
- - Behind the Scene Footage - -
Joker: So...Jerry, right?
Henchman: That's right, sir.
Joker: How many contestants were you able to gather up?
Henchman: . . .You mean hostages?
Joker: *glare of doom*
Henchman: Oh, right! *clears throat* Me and my boys were able to find quiet a lot of ... contestants. Funny how a little persuasion goes a long way, eh? Haha, eh?
Joker: ... Wanna know how I got these scars?
Bruce: It doesn't take a rocket scientist to see they were obviously caused by paper cuts.
Donna: You're so gullible, Bruce.
Bruce: What does gullible mean?
Joker: It's a term females use to imply that they think you're simply the best there is.
Donna: No it's not!
Bruce: I'm so flattered!
Donna: Watch it, Clown. I have a very good memory. BWHAHAH!
- - Back Stage - -
Alfred: Our first contestant is Gotham's very own Police commissioner.
Gordan: My name is Jim Gordan and I'm a huge fan of Polka. Ever since I was a little boy, Polka has been my inspiration. It has helped me through...so much. Last year, my hamster was brutally murdered by my next door neighbor, Mrs. Exterminator, and Polka really pulled me through. I'm hoping by showing Gotham, Polka's magical beauty, that people will follow my lead and join this new music trend.
Alfred: You ready for this, sir?
Gordan: You bet!
Alfred: Good luck.
- - Stage - -
Donna: Hey...I know you!
Joker: Aren't you that one guy? Gary Oldman?
Gordan: What?
Bruce: Ignore them. What are you going to be doing for us today?
Gordan: I am going to be performing one of my favorite Polka songs.
Joker: *snickers* This outta be good...
Donna: Well, give us what you got.
Bruce: 'Cause you ain't got much.
Gordan: What?
Alfred: I suggest you start Polking, sir.
Gordan: Uh, okay. *pulls out accordion - plays Mary Had A Little Lamb*
Bruce: *holds head - starts screaming* Not...this...song!
Joker: XD
Donna: *BEEP*
Bruce: What on earth was that?
Gordan: Mary Had A Little Lamb?
Bruce: Oh. I thought it was Tinkle Tinkle Little Star.
Joker: It's Twinkle Twinkle, Batsy.
Bruce: Not the version I know!
Donna: Gordan, I know Polka means a lot to you, but the song choice was terrible. Now, if it had been something like..oh, I don't know...
Joker: 99 Bottles of Beer?
Donna: Yeah, something like that, I would have reconsidered.
Gordan: *pouts*
Bruce: Time to vote. Personally, I thought you did great.
Joker: *snorts* Yeah, right. Sorry Commissioner, you just aren't Gotham's best.
Donna: OFF STAGE, OFF STAGE, OFF STAGE!
Gordan: WAAA!
Alfred: *blinks - shakes head* Our next contestants have traveled from quiet a ways. Friends, Superman and Spiderman have been touring America showing off their special talent.
- - Backstage - -
Spiderman: Sups and I have been friends for a very long time.
Superman: A very long time.
Spiderman: We first discovered we both had a gift when I was slurping my Strawberry Milkshake.
Superman: Slurping...milkshake.
Spiderman: *glares*
Superman: *evil grin*
Spiderman: *shoves Kryptonite down Superman's tights*
Superman: OH BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.
- - Stage - -
Joker: Hello, gents. What's your group's name?
Superman: We are known as the Amazing Super Dudes.
Bruce: ...right. Do you think you have what it's got to win Gotham's Got Talent?
Spiderman: Nope, not really.
Superman: He meant, Yes. We are both very confident peo-
Spiderman: Nope, I meant what I said.
Superman: No. You didn't.
Spiderman: Yes, I did.
Superman: No...you DIDN'T.
Spiderman: Yes...I DID.
Donna: *nervous laugh* Why don't you two do your act and then we'll decide if you have what it takes.
Joker: Teheheh...
*Superman & Spiderman - pull out sock puppets*
Superman: Well, hello there, Bob. How are you?
Spiderman: I'm just great, Fred. How are you?
Superman: I'm doing wonderful. Would you happen to know how I got herpes?
Spiderman: That wasn't in the script!
Superman: Oh, please, not now!
Bruce: You guys are going to the next round!
Donna: They are?
Joker: Welp, gotta go. Places to destroy and people to kill...
Alfred: Tune in next week for another exciting episode of...Gotham's Got Talent!
Sorry for cutting this short, all this writing is killing me! I will have more character auditioning, so no worries. Review and I will love you.