A/N:
Yo! Demon here! And firstly, I would like to thank my first and only reviewer so far, (ToT Why'd yah have to be anonymous?!?) Le blank. So...COOKIES AND PLUSHIES FOR YOOUU!
Who else wants cookies and plushies, anyone?
Disclaimer: I own nothing, blah blah blah, if I did then you'd probably catch Axel going to the nearest sex- I don't want to scar you.
Warnings: Typical warnings on chapter 1, this one includes kidnapping, rape, ect., destroying Mickey mouse alarm clocks, the works.

Now then, another (terrible) chapter!
ENJOY!!


Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep.

The blond shifted slightly in his twin sized bed. He crack open an eye lid to reveal a 'bluerthanocean' eye. He frowned, realizing it was morning before hiding his head underneath his pillow to try to block out the sounds of his angry mickey mouse alarm clock that sat on the dresser next to his bed. It read in big red letters,
5:21 AM

He waited three minutes before shifting again, groaning and muffled-ly shouting, head still underneath the pillow,

"Go away...stupid...beep beep beep..."

Nothing changed.

"All right... All right, you little bastard! I'm up, I'm up!!!"

The high pitched beeping continued.

"YOU WIN!...I GIVE UP!! YOU WIN, NOW SHUT UP!!"

He groaned again, showing he had been defeated, rolling out of his bed until he fell and hit the hard wooden floors.

"Stupid floors...being hard...and floor-y" He mumbled to himself as he slowly rose. He faced his dresser, facing both the alarm clock and a large rectangle mirror. He glared at the clock that was beeping loudly. He growled, pointing, glaring enough to burn a hole through it,

"You..." Glancing around the messy that was cluttered with random, unnecessary things until he found it, he grinned evilly before vanishing for just a second, returning with his hands behind his back. Slowly, he walked up to the dresser, to the clock,

"Ohh little aaallaarrmm clock!" His grin became larger as he took his twin's struggle bat from behind his back, "Time. To. Die."

He gently picked up the alarm clock by the giant Mickey mouse ears, placed it on the ground, patted it lightly, then swung the struggle bat above his head and smashing it repeatedly, not stopping until wires were visible from the crushed face of the clock, the ears were terribly contorted. He smirked and threw the bat aside, picked up the clock, then placed it on the dresser where it belonged, acting as if nothing had ever happened.

"That'll show you to wake me up on a freakin Satur--Aaaah, crap! It's Monday!" He turned to his bed, messy and un-made, "Good enough." He turned directly around to see his twin, still fast asleep in his identical twin sized bed. Roxas walked over, yawning,

"Sora, get up. We're gonna be late."

The spikey brunette did nothing but shift and groan. Roxas chuckled at how they really were twins, before becoming serious again.

"Sora c'mon....Now."

Sora groaned again before mumbling,

"Go away...stupid" Roxas glared at his twin,

"That's my line! Back off and get up!" Sora laughed weakly,

"Tough. I have twin rights, mine now....wah ha ha." Roxas narrowed his eyes at Sora, even though Sora wasn't facing him.

"This. Means. WAR!" Roxas grabbed the pillow from under Sora and began to bash him with it, Sora flipped over to face his twin and try to defend himself with his arms, saying,

"Roxas! I'm up, I'm up! Stop it! You win, you win!" Roxas smiled, laying the pillow back on Sora's bed with the lightest touch,

"I knew you'd see it my way. Annnd, I GET FIRST HOT SHOWER!" Sora perked up and shrieked,

"NOOO ROXY! YOU ALWAYS TAKE TWO HOURS AND IT'S COOOLLLDDD!" Roxas looked back from the doorway where he had his towel in hand and said,

"Tough. I have twin rights...sound familiar? Wah ha ha!" With that he dashed to the bathroom, leaving his bitterly sulking twin behind.

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Xemnas grinned,

"I was hoping you would react happily. I have files for both of you on your targets, if you want to switch, I don't give a damn. Good luck." Xemnas tossed two thick, yellow files that landed on the bright white floor with a soft thunk. He put his hood back up before calling, "Meeting adjourned. Now go away, all of you."

Slowly, the room began to empty, leaving no one but Axel and Riku. They both randomly picked up a file. Riku flipped open his and read the name, Roxas Hikaru, seeing the picture of a spikey blond haired kid, no more than sixteen. He didn't bother to read anything else.

"Soo, Axel. May I see yours." Axel shrugged,

"Guess so, I'm not really into- DAMNN!" Axel had seen a peek of Riku's file picture. Riku chuckled,

"Switch me? I'm not into blonds myself." Axel had already grabbed Riku's file out of his hands and replaced it with his own. He was now staring lovingly over the picture of the blue eyed, spiky blond haired boy. Riku laughed again,

"Have fun."

"Will do! Got it memorized?" Riku raised an eyebrow,

"Sure...got it..." He rolled his eyes and began to walk out, flipping open his new file as he did.

Sora Hikaru

'So Xemnas really wasn't lying, they ARE twins.'

Riku thought as he looked at the picture, this one was of a boy who also looked sixteen, looking identical to the Roxas child, except his head was spiked with chocolate locks instead of bright blond. His eyes were a blue even Riku had never seen before, a dazzling smile too. Riku read on,

Age: 16

Gender: Male

Current Address/Household members :

326 Moogle lane;

Twin Brother-Roxas; Mother- Aerith Hikaru; Father- Leon Hikaru; Older Brother- Cloud Hikaru.

School: Destiny Islands High.

General Behavior Analysis: Very rarely is he alone, whether it be with his twin or various friends from his school; always seeming to be in a cheerful, outgoing mood; Non-aggressive, gentle, fighting styles unknown/ no known fighting abilities. Though many times Youngest of twins.

Riku smirked,

"Cute."

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Axel didn't care as he heard Riku leave,

"Sure...got it..."

He flipped open to the first page and squealed like a little Yaoi Fan-girl.

Roxas Hikaru

In the picture, the boy's beautiful blond hair stuck up insanely, and his strange blue eyes and face features reminded Axel of the other, less attractive twin, except Roxas had a pouting lip that Axel couldn't resist. He licked his lips eagerly

"Delicious."

Age: 16

Current Address/Household members :

326 Moogle lane;

Twin Brother-Sora; Mother- Aerith Hikaru; Father- Leon Hikaru; Older Brother- Cloud Hikaru.

School: Destiny Islands High.

General Behavior Analysis: Often spends time alone, but does enjoy time with his twin and few friends; can be very quiet unless around certain people, usually serious and calm, but can easily change moods to anger of joy; younger twin's protecter; knows various techniques and styles of fighting. The eldest of the twins.

Axel grinned and shook his head,

"I think I'm gonna have fun with you, Roxy."

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