Warnings: swearing, violence, yaoi and for the very best A TERRIBLY ADORABLE HIEI!
Disclaimer: do not own Yu Yu Hakusho or its characters…though I would love to own Hiei kukuku, he'd be tied down to a chair and never let go…kukuku
Chapter 2
Yawning Hiei tried to ignore the simple idiots around him bicker.
Botan had gathered Yukina only an hour ago, sending her over to stay with Shizuru while they stayed at the temple. Kuwabara had been greatly disturbed at the idea of the ice maiden getting injured by the rampant youkai and even though he wanted to spend some more quality time with her he insisted that she went to his sister's immediately. Swaying his tails Hiei rolled his eyes when he thought of the oaf and his sister spending quality time together.
The buffoon wouldn't last a second.
Kurama looked at the cat lounging beside him on the floor. Hiei was lying on his side, completely and utterly relaxed and looking lazy in a way that only felines could pull off. When the demon snorted and huffed he tried not to imagine the things running through his friend's head.
"So…," Yusuke started sitting on the futon his brown eyes stuck on the fire demon. "How is it that Hiei went into puberty before Yukina? They're around the same age aren't they so why isn't she…morphing or whatever?"
Kuwabara shuddered at the thought of any similarities, even age, between his rival and love. It was simply just too atrocious.
Genkai answered him. "Yes they are around the same age however Yukina has already hit her demonic puberty. The only thing why she didn't change is because ice maidens – even their demon forms look human."
The idiots nodded in understanding before glancing about the room in an obviously conniving way. Kuwabara was fingering something in his pocket as he and Yusuke occasionally exchanged looks and Genkai stood exasperated and left the room altogether, leaving the men alone. Kurama tilted his head slightly when a sly smirk flitted onto both of his former teammates faces.
Rubbing his ear Koenma started his speech. "Anyway it'll be best to have all of the girls in one location so that they'll be stronger incase anything went after them. I'll be sending Genkai over as well to permit the ones who don't really know how to fight some form of good protection."
Hiei, who had become alert almost immediately as the infant slash teenage lord spoke of any type of possible danger calmed slightly when Genkai was being sent over. No way in Hell was he going to sit back and let simple minded ningen females and a ferry girl protect his little sister alone. Closing his eyes he lazily listened on as Koenma continued.
"Honestly, I have no idea what kind of power they all possess so you four must proceed with utmost…What the Hell are you two doing?"
Kurama narrowed his eyes as Yusuke and Kuwabara stood from their seats and calmly walked towards the slumbering fire cat, smirks lifting their lips and mischief shining in their eyes. Oh Inari, Kurama thought as he too stood and walked where the psychic was sitting to inspect a small package that Kuwabara had placed down. Prodding the square shaped package he cocked his head as a strange smell invaded his sensitive nose making it tickle from the inside before a wry smile was placed on his lips.
Catnip.
Being the fools they were Yusuke answered Koenma just as they got behind Hiei with a finger pressed tightly into his lips urging the Lord to be silent. Kuwabara let out a faint giggle and unbeknownst to those in the room one of the two tails jerked along with a twitching ear as a black nose wrinkled in apparent aggravation.
The fox spirit turned just in time to see Yusuke and Kazuma pounce from where they stood and onto the cat demon. Eyes wide from both Kurama and Koenma they both jumped back and towards the wall as Hiei reacted.
"TIME TO WAKE UP HIEI!"
Caught completely off guard, red eyes snapped open as a loud yowl tore through the now open mouth before the lion sized body convulsed, sending the human and half human flying into another wall. Eyes blazed with fury as Hiei bristled, smoke puffing out of his nostrils as he made his way slowly and leisuresly towards the two fools.
They were both chuckling and scratching the back of their necks nervously while glancing at each other as the enraged cat demon stalked towards them. The white diamond on the cat's brow brightened and a slight greenish glow emenated from deep within it. 'Idiots! I hope you've done everything you've wanted to in this life because you are going to die!'
Koenma cringed beneath the loud echoes reverberating through his skull and by the way everyone else whined and sunk he knew their heads were aching as well. Who knew that Hiei could still talk telepathically in this form?
"Ah come on Hiei, you know we were just foolin ya," Yusuke's brave words did nothing to help their impending doom. "Yeah short stuff, we were just messing with you." Kuwabara's foolish words just seemed to make the situation worse.
Foot long fangs gleaming with the reflecting candle and sunlight in the same way it did off of his katana and the cold hungry glare in those crimson eyes had the two backing away as far as they possibly could. Hearts pounding within their chests they wondered just why they had to have such a large death wish as the angry cat stalked ever closer, claws extended.
'You are both going to die!'
Powerful muscles bunched tightly together underneath the dark fur as the large animal form pounced, claws outstretched and jaws open wide. Yusuke and Kuwabara yelped and froze, unable to find a proper escape route around the cat seeing as how Hiei had tossed them into a corner.
A yip and a flash of air made them open their eyes to see a magenta outfit in front of them and a blood red mane as Kurama made his stand in front of the freezing Hiei. Hiei landed back on his feet to glare and hiss at the offending fox demon standing on guard before snarling at him. 'Just what the hell is up your ass Fox?! Move it! Move damn it before I kill you along with those fools!'
Said fools cocked their heads to the side as they noticed a small package being fingered in the long hand of their more rational friend. Kurama smiled before shaking his head at his hot tempered companion and before Hiei had time to move or react the fox demon thrust the catnip at the twitching black nose.
Yowling Hiei moved away from the trio and away from the offending smelly package all the while rubbing relentlessly at his poor assaulted nose. The strangely smelling thing had sent shockwaves up into his brain and his legs began to feel like jell as his tails became loose and his claws retracted. Eyes now at half mast Hiei could feel his heart thrumming peacefully and his muscles felt loose and relaxed as all anger and frustration fled from his body to be replaced with happiness and playfulness.
Koenma blinked at the distorted cat as he tumbled about the room, ears drooping but not with anger and looking closer he could have sworn that a lazy smile was settling on that whiskered
face. Kurama smiled and stood away from the human and half human still reclining against the wall and moved to his swaying friend, catnip still in hand.
Yusuke and Kuwabara stared dumbfounded as the fiery demeanor left to be filled with jolly drunkenness. Hiei's right front leg gave out underneath him and the cat toppled over onto his side in the center of the large room a soft trill escaping from the corded throat at the landing. Kurama sat cross legged before the cat's face and stroked a furred cheek grinning at the loud purr coming from his usually aloof friend.
'Fox…I want more…tis smells gooooodddd….'
Loud guffaws blew from the former detectives mouths at the strange gurglish giggle bubbling from the sprawled out cat that was acting more like a lazy kitten. "Haha! Hell yeah man, Fox boy give him some more catnip tehehehe." Yusuke's chocolate brown eyes went wide as a new round of laughs escaped him and another thought ran into his head. "Holy shit, you guys we're going to need to get a camera, and a hellova lot a new toys for our new little kitty kitty."
Kuwabara fell onto his ass at the pictures running threw his head of Hiei chasing a ball of yarn and meowing for more catnip. Giggling Kurama pushed the package beneath Hiei's face so the large nose could take as many sniffs as he wanted from it as thoughts rampaged through his mind.
YEAH I KNOW THIS CHAPTER WASN'T VERY GOOD AND I'M SORRY FOR NOT ONLY THE QUALITY OF THE CHAPTER BUT ALSO THE VERY LONG WAIT I MADE YOU GUYS ENDURE FOR IT. BUT BEAR WITH ME PLEASE THIS IS THE FIRST KIND OF STORY I'VE EVER DONE LIKE THIS AND HOPEFULLY I'LL GET BETTER AT IT JUST PLEASE DON'T LOSE INTEREST.
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