Disclaimer: I know, I know I don't own Twilight...Gosh!
Bold=Karla's interning thoughts. Hehe
This is still a flashback!
Previously
"I dare you to.."
Rosalie pov
"I dare you to go on a date with Mike Newton and you have to wear a short dress" he said.
"What?!" I panicked
"And you have to kiss him at the end of the date" he added
"You son of a crap eating monkey!" I said
I have got to stop being around Emmett so much.
"Here's the phone" said Jasper and he threw me the phone.
I dialed his number and he answered on the first ring.
"Hellooooo" Mike said in a squeaky voice.(This is Karla because I am editing and I just have to say that this is so Tania's way of answering she always answers wierldly*How is wierldly not a word!* I just call and its Tania with her weird answering ways. Lol I know completely random but I'm bored and I have to entertain my self some way. Kay back to the story.)
"Er, hi Mike, it's me Rosalie Hale" ugh this sucks
I heard him choking than he cleared his throat.
"H-hi Rosalie I'm just fixing my Harley and flexing my muscles" he said.
I could hear the t.v turn off and he can't afford a Harley, he's too poor. Plus he has no muscles, he just jiggles.
Edward started to laugh.
"Uh, I was just wondering if you wanted to go on a date tonight" I said.
He started hyperventilating.
"Yes, Yes, a million times Yes!!!" He screamed (Karla: cough*Desperate*Cough sorry something was in my throat.)
"Ok see ya later" I said
I hung up and turned to Jasper.
"I think you have a date to get ready" He said with a grin
I groaned and Alice dragged me to her room
Mike POV
"Looks like the Mikester has a date" I said to myself.
"Honey do you want ketchup with your fish sticks!" my mom called out.
"Noo mommy, I'm going on my first date" I said.
She came rushing up the stairs.
"Oh, my baby has his first date!!" she said .
"Yeah!" i said.
"Now get ready, I understand that you have to get- what's that word?, You say it all the time." she said.
She paused and said "You have to get yummy! Yep that's the word!" she said.(Yummy yummy in my tummy! Idk I just thought of that. Ugh Editing sucks but anyways...)
"Mom, don't say that!" I whined.
"And don't embarrass me when Rosalie comes" i said.
"Rosalie Hale?!" she said.
"Mmhhmm"I said nodding my head
She muttered something else,and I could have sworn she said "She is WAY out of your league".
Edward pov
"Daddy, why is aunt Rose so upset about her dare?" asked Renesmee
"Because Mike Newton is a perverted jackass"I answered. (Tania I'm surprised I'm the one who is always cussing! And your the overprotective mom that always gets on to me. Haha I'm free to cuss! I'm getting annoying but I don't care.)
Bella hissed at me. I wasn't allowed to say bad words around Renesmee...
"Oh, okay" Nessie said.
Jasper and Emmett began to laugh.
Rosalie pov
"Ugh! I'm going to kill Jasper"I said while Alice was picking out my clothes.
"No you aren't" said Alice.
Alice finally got me ready and I was ready to go.
Lets get this date over with...
Jasper pov
Rosalie came down in a black short dress.
"Let's go!" I said.
"Let's go?, what do you mean?, are you coming too?"asked Rosalie.
"You ask a lot of questions and yes we are coming so we can record Mike's first date!" I said.
Renesmee, me, and Emmett skipped to the cars.
"This is going to be a long night" said Bella.
Rosalie pov
We got to Mike's house, I stepped out of the car and was distracted of my appearance from the side view mirror.
"Well hello gorgeous!"I said to my reflection.
"Rose go!!" screamed Edward.
I sighed and approached his house.
Ding Dong!!
He came out and he deepened his voice "Rose, baby let's go" he said.
I groaned.
We got into his car which oddly smelled like a dead squirrel and headed to a little restaurant.
Edward pov
"Guys, come on we have to get into that restaurant" i said.
We went in and got a big table.
Suddenly a waiter a approached us and said "Estevan!, We have been looking for you everywhere!"he said to Emmett. "Er, yeah sorry " Emmett said. The waiter led Emmett into a backroom.
"What just happened"asked Alice.
"I think they mistaked Emmett for someone else and he must be a waiter" said Jasper.
-Tania! and intervened a lot by Karla