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A/N: So yes, I did it again, but you wanted me to and I got an idea so what the heck. I decided that I'll make a couple of short oneshots about how the twins err… don't know how to put this, makes it happen. So here's another, love your reviews by the way.

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It had been two weeks since Ernie had gotten the proposition and one week since he succeeded to escape getting the proposition again. He did his best to ignore the ones he dreaded and spent almost every waken hour studying in the dormitory. The library was far too risky, not that he thought the twins would ever set their feet there but they did hang in the corridors. However the studying did help to keep his thoughts absent from the troubled situation he was in but as soon as he had to switch a page or do anything that didn't include full concentration his mind slipped. His dreams weren't helping either but he kept telling himself it was wrong and that he didn't want it so this Saturday, after dinner he actually thought he had made progress and decided a bath was well deserved. This however appeared to be a mistake, as he left the great hall telling Justin Finch-Fletchley he was going to the prefects bathroom, two identical redheads left only minutes after.

Keeping his mind from what he wanted turned out to be more difficult than ever when he got into the bathroom. He was glad he had left dinner early since it meant he probably would have at least have twenty minutes alone before anyone else came. He undressed slowly in front of a mirror in the changing room; he had definitely lost weight this past two months and knew his mother would nag about it when he came home for Christmas. She would probably cut his hair too he thought and ran a hand trough it, his soft blondish hair. No, it's so wrong he thought as his mind crept back to the Weasley twins. What they want to do is so wrong, they're brothers, they're freaking twins and he is most definitely not gay. He might not have anything against gays; he even thought Justin was sometimes but then again, maybe not. He grabbed a towel and decided to get into the water.

Ernie sighed heavily as he heard someone murmur 'bright purple' and the door to the bathroom opened. He had just been about to toss his towel away and enter the bath, he whished deeply it wasn't some horny couple and turned around to see it was something worse than that.

"What the fuck are you two doing here?" he roared in both anger and fear as he tied his towel firmly around his waist. "You are not allowed in here!"

"We know but…" said George.

"…since when do we care about rules?" continued Fred smiling with glee. Of course Ernie wasn't surprised but this was not what he had imagined when he decided to get a calming bath.

"Te- ten points from G- Gryffindor," stammered Ernie as the twins slowly walked towards him.

"You think that's gonna make us leave?" asked Fred and stopped just a meter in front of the younger boy.

"It's almost offending Macmillan," said George faking a hurt face and put a hand to his heart.

"We're just here to ask you a simple question," said Fred and tilted his head as his eyes flickered over what the towel was covering.

"I've already said no to your disgusting offer," said Ernie and tried to decide who was who.

"That was two weeks ago…" started George.

"…so we thought you might had reconsidered," finished Fred.

"Well, I haven't," replied Ernie harshly. "Now leave, you're not supposed to be here."

"No," said the twins in unison. "We don't believe you.

"How'd you get the password anyway?" asked Ernie rapidly, honestly he didn't care but it would give him time to come up with a plan if there was a story to it.

"You think that was hard Macmillan?" scoffed George.

"With our charm it most certainly wasn't," said Fred and moved a hand forward to stroke a finger on the naked boy's torso but as soon as Ernie realised the finger touching him he shuddered, slapped the hand away and gazed furiously at the redhead.

"Can't you just admit you want us to touch you?" asked George and tilted his head impatiently.

"So," tried Ernie with a casual voice, though it sounded annoyed and ignored the question. "How did you get the password then?" Both twins sighed.

"I already said Macmillan," said Fred. "We used our charm."

"On who?" asked Ernie.

"What are you gonna do?" asked George. "Tell on her?"

"No."

"Good," said Fred and tried to touch the younger boy again, this time there was no slap and Fred looked pleased with himself as he stroke his finger along the edge of the towel. George however, even if he'd never admit it, felt a bit sorry for Ernie.

"It was Alicia if you must know," said George as his brother tried to slip his fingers underneath the edge but this made Ernie flinch. If they were going to do this, even if he maybe didn't want this as much as his brother, they could at least do it on Macmillan's terms he thought.

"Err… ok…" said Ernie, fully aware of how hot his face had become. This was so wrong, he should leave, he should walk away, he should try to walk away but he didn't. He just stood there as a hand carefully was put on his waist and a face was leaning closer to his. This was it, he thought, I'm giving in to them and I'm so going to hell.

Both twins jumped as they heard a far too familiar voice speak the password and turned so fast Fred almost pushed Ernie to the ground.

"WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING IN HERE?" growled Ronald Bilius Weasley from the doorway and stared at his twin brothers.

"Oh great," grunted Fred and tucked his hands in his pockets, his replica did the same. They both knew they couldn't continue this now and Ron was definitely going to pay for ruining this. Even if he didn't know what he had been ruining.

"We were just asking Macmillan if he could leave so we could test some of our water products," said George, he knew this wasn't a good excuse but he also knew Ron was stupid.

"GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I TAKE POINTS!"

"That's likely," murmured George as he and his brother walked past their younger brother out from the dazzling bathroom.

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You so hate me now don't you? I so know what you want, heh heh… but I hoped you liked it anyway.