Sora and Riku got back to their house with a baby Roxas and they both were exhausted. Though they didn't do most of the work but they still were. They fell onto their bed with Roxas between them and fell asleep, cuddling Roxas.

~time skip five years~

"Roxas," Sora called for the five year old blond. "Roxas, Come on we're going over to my friend, Kairi's house! You can see…uh... meet her son, Axel!"

"Ok, ok! Jeez mommy!" a pouting Roxas came down the steps wearing a black shirt with checkered trimming.

Riku, who was right next to Sora, smirked when Roxas called Sora 'mommy' "yeah mommy, God! Give him a break."

"Oh be quiet!" Sora pouted, identical to Roxas. "I'm sure you'll get along great with Axel, honey. He's a very nice boy."

"But he's two years older!" he said holding up three fingers. "He'll pick on me!"

"Well boys will be boys. But I'm sure he won't pick on you too much. He is our friend's son. She always seemed like the… motherly type." Sora coughed.

Riku clicked his tongue, "How 'bout OCD?"

Sora elbowed his silver haired lover and said "that's not very nice to say about friends Riku!"

"But it's true~" he chimed.

"Even so!" they began having one of those sissy slapping fights where they don't really hit each other.

Roxas stared at them for a while then said "Mommy, Daddy…. Shouldn't we get going?"

Riku sighed "oh hell… a five year old is the voice of reason." He said, smiling, ruffling Roxas's hair.

Sora smiled "Could be worse!"

Riku eyed his lover "how so?"

"…. I can't say it in front of said a five year old… they might call child services" he said, winking.

Riku hit Sora over the head "what the hell happened to the innocent kid who didn't know why kairi found it funny that bananas were your favorite vegetable?"

Sora smiled "He found out why bananas are so frickin' funny!" he then added, wiggling his eyebrows "and now I like one specific banana the best"

Riku madly blushed and Roxas asked "what's that mean?"

Riku laughed awkwardly and Sora waited to hear what Riku's response would be. "…. No one knows what goes on in your mother's head, Roxas." Sora laughed at that and Roxas gave a confused look. "Don't mind it and get in the car, Roxas." He did as told and they set off to go to kairi and Axel's house.

When the three of them got there they found Kari and a seven year old axel waving to them from the front door. Kairi ran over to Sora and hugged him, squealing and gave Riku a bit of the cold shoulder. "Yay, Sora you're here! Aww Roxas is so cute~!" she was acting like a spazzing fan girl and Riku was getting a bit of a headache.

Sora sensed his lover's growing irritation and shut kairi up by saying. "Um... Roxas this is axel! I'm sure you'll get along great with each other!" Roxas snorted and axel gave him a once over. (1)

Roxas held out his hand, displeased. "I'm Roxas…"

Axel smirked, his green eyes glinting even as a child "Hey Blondie! I'm Axel! Commit it to memory!"

Roxas looked at him like he was crazy. "Right… what's with your hair?" said hair was about shoulder length with a few random spikes.(2)

"It's like fire! I love fire! Fires fun! It's like…like… fun and stuff!"

"I guess its ok… I mean it keeps dark places lit…"

"You're scared of dark places?" axel teased.

"Only a little… and I just don't like not being able to see where I'm going is all! It's not like I'm some big baby or anything!"

Axel smirked. "Right, right Blondie~!"

"My name is Roxas, Why should I 'commit your name to memory' when you can't even remember mine?!"

Axel put his elbow on Roxas' head and said, "Ok, ok! Roxie it is then!"

Roxas mumbled and Sora cut in. "...Uh… ok boys lets… go to the beach!"

Axel smiled like the seven year old he was and Roxas just shrugged.

They all got in a car and drove down to destiny beach. Roxas was a little hesitant to get in but was tackled into the water by a seven year old red head.

"…Didn't think Axel would like water…"Sora said, rubbing the back of his head

"Yeah surprised me too, when he was five the boy nearly burnt down the house though."

"Wait… he's getting his powers already?!" Sora started freaking out.

"No, no"

"Then how did he…"

Kairi grimaced, "let's just say I shouldn't have left a lighter on the table…"(3)

Sora laughed awkwardly.

"Well at least Roxas hasn't blinded us yet…" Sora looked at him, confused. "Roxas' power is light…. Too much light can blind. Get it now retard?"

"….OH I get it! It was a joke!" Sora laughed awkwardly.

"For the last time Axel I do not want to go out and ride a dolphin! They poop where they sleep!" Sora, Riku, and Kairi all looked over at Axel and Roxas. Axel was pulling Roxas in while Roxas was being very reluctant and holding on to whatever he could grab. Namely rocks, sand, and seaweed, none of which helped him get away from Axel.

"See! They're friends already!" Sora chimed. Riku and kairi looked at him with a 'are you serious?' look. "…what'd I do?" Riku and kairi started laughing at him and he started laughing too. (4)

After a while Roxas and Axel came out of the ocean and everyone went home.

~Time skip one month~

"Oh boy, oh boy this is so exciting!" Sora squealed, jumping up and down and clapping his hands. "Come on Roxas! Are you sure you have everything? Your books? Your lunch money?"

"Yes mom, I have everything! I'm not a baby anymore!" Roxas said, pouting.

"You'll always be my little baby boy though!" Sora chimed as he hugged Roxas. "Now remember what I told you! No getting into fights, no letting axel get into fights, and just do your best and have fun!" he squealed yet again and hugged the child, squeezing him half to death.

"Stop it Sora you'll kill him!" Kairi said, coming through the door.

"Well Riku's not here so I need to give him twice the lovin'! Seriously Riku thinks work is more important than Roxas!"

"That reminds me, he never told me what he was." Kairi said, tapping her chin.

"Oh he's a fashion designer!" Sora said, proud of his silver haired lover.

Kairi started cracking up. "Seriously!? He's… oh GOD! I HAVE to tell Rikku and Yuffie! Oh Yuna too! This is priceless!"

Sora was confused by Kairi's reaction but was soon pulled out of his pondering by a blond child pulling at his sleeve. "Mommy, we're ganna be late!" he said, pouting.

"Oh that's right you and Kairi and Axel better get going."

Kairi smiled warmly to Roxas and said "Go to the car darling, Axel's waiting for us so we should get going." Roxas walked away and kairi asked "how come you never got a driver's license?"

"Why get a driver's license when you can get other people to driver you around?"

Kairi snorted and walked out, waving good bye. She got in the car and found the two boys playing thumb wars.

"No way! You're such a cheater!" Axel yelled.

"You're bigger than me I should get to use two hands!"

"Not my fault you're short."

"PSH! I'm not short you're like really big!"

"Am not!"

"Are too!"

"Am not!"

"Boys… we're here…" kairi said, thankful to be getting the boys to stop their bickering.

"Bye bye mommy!"
"Bye aunt kairi!"

"See you boys!" she blew them kisses and drove off. Soon after she left she got a call from her boss, the C.E.O. of 'gossip weekly.' "This is kairi speaking how may I be of service sir?….I… I what?..... b-but sir! My child just started at his school and-… yes but he already has a friend- I know he can make friends in radiant guardian but-… yes sir, I'll make the preparations and be ready within a month. Yes see you later sir." She hung up, dumb founded.

Roxas and Axel walked in the school and waved their goodbyes. Roxas was excited for his first day of school and walked into his homeroom. He sat next to a blond girl named Namine. "Hi! I'm Roxas." The blond boy said, smiling.

"Hi, I'm Namine" the blond girl also smiled.

"I have a friend in a higher grade his name is axel! Have you heard of him?"

"The boy with the red hair?" she asked, pondering.

"Yeah that's him!"

"I've heard a few things about him." After a short while they became friends.

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Excuse me for any spelling or grammatical errors oxo I mixed up the rough draft and the edited one and now I don't know which is which =w= but don't tell my editor! I didn't tell her cause I didn't want to bug her too much since I've been thinking about doing a short xigdem oneshot oxo so SHHH anyone who tells her I will send Lexaeus and the box of doom : *inside joke* if anyone wants to hear the story behind the Lexaeus and the box of doom just say so in a review =w=''

Btw FUN FACT *O* Lexaeus = sue axel backwards ._. (so his somebody might be an axel marry sue :OOOOOOO *gasp*) =w=

But yes R&R PLEASE 3