Alright Chapter 2, this is pretty much a bridge chapter, describing Meekrob, where they set up camp, and a couple stories and awkward scenes. (Ignore how choppy the beginning is, Sheret has a short attention span)

Sounds like my usual writing style

Meekrob

Sheret

Dear Diary

The trip to Meekrob was short and boring. No one talked! Well 'cept, for Zim and Tak. They sound just like Lea and Ron! Or Lea and Zanna, Veronica sat in a corner the whole time looking pretty shocked.

I guess GIR was just so tired from our excitement playing Frogger just tired him out. Then the ride got all bumpy as we landed.

Lea's making me put away my journal. Bye!

Zanna

We walked outside and looked around; we landed in the middle of nowhere! "Great." I muttered sarcastically. "Where is the salon?" I asked Ron, whom in turn shrugged. Lea strutted by us.

"Welcome to Hell Zanna!" Lea laughed spinning in the smoky air. I spat at her in response. Tak walked beside me. "Uh, Susan, you do know we're at war right?" Tak asked me as if I were an idiot.

"Of course I do!" I yelled. "Now where is my facial mask?" I asked Ron. He sighed tiredly and shrugged again. "Hey, Zanna, You might want to Y'know set up camp" Lea ordered me. I glared. "Physical labor? I don't do physical labor!" I hissed. "That's because it sees you before you try." Zim muttered walking past me.

"Hey! Mr. Crazy! Where are you going?" I demanded. Zim turned around and thought. "Away from Tak" He hissed at Tak. Veronica walked up to me. "I don't feel very much like a leader at all…" Veronica whimpered. I glared and walked away nose in the air.

Zim

"Nice dis Zim!" Lea called after me. I groaned, this female…She's like a horrid cross between Tak and a Parasite. "Thank you, yes I am amazing…" I boredly played along. "Hey, wanna play a prank on Tak, Zanna, and Ron later?" Lea asked. I turned around and stared dumbfounded.

"Pranks are for lesser souls. Zim is far above pranks." I dismissed. Lea got within my comfort zone again and glared.

"Let me clarify: Water Balloons, Tak, Zanna, Ron, later, got it?" Lea threatened. I glared at her. "When did Devastis turn into a pitiful Earth college?" I demanded. Lea thought for a second. "I don't actually know." She answered and got all cheery. "So, wanna prank?" Lea asked cheerful. "You're Bi-Polar!" I shouted. "And you're Crazy, now that we know each other, prank?" Lea asked.

I groaned realizing I was not going to win this. "Fine, we'll throw a couple balloons at Tak." I groaned rolling my eyes. Walking off I paused and looked back at that stupid female. Who did she remind me of?

Lea (Later)

"Okay, so Sheret you and I will go around-" I paused as Zim walked up and sat down to my planning of pranking Zanna. "Glad you could make it." I greeted cheerfully. Zim glanced at my plans and laughed. "This will never work!" He pointed at my plans. I glared annoyed.

"Zim, I assure you I've been planning a whole lot longer than you to destroy Zanna. Right Sherry?" I hissed. Sheret looked up. "No, there definitely is something wrong with it. I'm just not sure how He noticed it." Sheret shrugged.

"Okay so what if Zanna isn't by the fire?" Sheret asked. "No, I'm thinking that by increasing the size of the water balloons we can hit all of them easily." Zim suggested. I stared dumbfounded. "How did you even become an invader?" I asked.

Sheret raised her hand. "Lea, can I vote Zim out of this discussion?" Sheret asked. I stared at him. "Sadly, no. Zim, pray tell how you came to that conclusion?" I demanded. Zim stared at me. "It's common logic, and who are you to question the almighty ZIM?" He accused. I laughed.

"No, we're sticking to my plan. Have I ever been wrong?" I asked. Sheret raised her hand again. "Have my plans ever failed when it wasn't your fault?" I asked. Sheret lowered her hand. "Okay, I smuggled a couple of these from my Dorm." I said tossing Zim and Sheret a water balloon.

"What about GIR?" Sheret asked. I laughed. "I wouldn't trust that thing to buff my shoes!" I hissed. And on that note we got up and snuck over to Zanna's campsite.

Tak

We sat around the fire calmly, Susie was talking to her girlfriend about Lea. "So, Sarah, why do you hate Lea?" I asked calmly. Veronica happened to glance at Zanna, and then me, and then rolled her eyes. I stared trivially. "Oh, please, I don't hate her. She hates me! And I have no clue why!" Zanna cried.

"Sounds a lot like I guy I knew on Devastis, his name started with a Z too!" Veronica piped up. "What was his name? Zachary? Zen?" Veronica pondered. Suddenly we were covered with something wet, my skin started to peel, and I started screaming. Sally just glared behind her while Ron was trying to get himself dry.

"Zim!" Veronica shouted. I glared at her shout of glee. "That's who Zanna and Lea remind me of…" Veronica said quietly and then nonchalantly started to try to dry me. "Lea, don't try to refill, I swiped Minnie while you were walking away." Sharon called behind her.

Lea trudged out into the open and grabbed Minnie out of Zanna's hand.

"So where were we?" Veronica asked ignoring the four very annoyed people standing in the open. Ron stopped Veronica and called into the trees. "Hey, Sheret, He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named, why not join us?" Ron called back.

"No!" I yelled standing up. "Zim is not sitting at this campfire!" I yelled. I picked up what was left of the balloon and threw it into the bushes. "Go to Hell you ignorant, arrogant, stupid-" I got two taps on my shoulder. I jumped back yelping a little. Now looking up I glared at my attackers; that stupid Blonde-eyed female and Zim.

"Some alliance you guys have, I know Ron saw me." Sheret commented helping me up. I pulled my hand away upset from her. "Fine, you can stay." I hissed.

Lea, Zim, and Sheret sat down on one end of the fire; thank Irk, far away from me. Veronica finished drying me off. "So, Sheret, what is Lea to you anyway?" Veronica asked, noticing how that Gold-eyed female stalked the morons around like a vulture.

"She's my Bestest best best, Most super-" Sheret started when Lea covered Sheret's mouth. "We're friends," Lea said quickly not waiting for Sheret to take a breath. "So, Tic-Tak, if you don't mind my asking, why do you hate Zim?" Lea asked in the most sinister way she could ask that sentence. Sheret held up a card that said 'Will sell moron for cash.'

"He ruined my life." I hissed after noticing Zim zoned out looking at a fly. Lea stared at me. "You have all your limbs, no kid; as far as I know you're still a virgin, explain this." Lea said trying to think of ways Zim ruined my life.

"He shot me out into space and damaged my-Hey where is Mimi?" I asked looking around. Lea looked around. "Probably in the same place as GIR. Now spill!" Lea demanded, Zanna was powdering her face and Ron was sitting intrigued with my story.

"It was a little over 50 years ago on Devastis." I said quickly dismissing it. Veronica looked at me now confused. "What are you talking about Tak? Veronica hissed. I stood up and glared. "He forced me to fail my test! Alright! I'm not an invader!" I shouted. Lea stood up and fake-cried.

"Oh my Irk! A little test!" She mocked. "You aren't very exciting, you know that? Come on Sherry and Zim, we're heading back to our camp!"

Zim

Walking away, I felt a cold hand grab my arm. Turning around I realized it was Veronica. "Veronica, let go." I hissed trying to pull away. "Let go of the mighty ZIM!" I yelled trying to run off. Lea walked back and pushed me down. I looked up and glared.

"You tricked ZIM! You want me to die!" I yelled at Lea, who simply sat down. "Not in front of Sherry." Lea explained to Veronica.

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"Tak, you will sit down too." Veronica hissed grabbing Tak with her free hand. Lea sat back, looking quite content with our misery. "Now, I am team leader, and we are on a squad." Veronica hissed to both of us. "And I don't want to hear you two fighting and dooming us in a battle." Veronica asserted.

"You cannot force me to work with such a lesser Irken!" I yelled. "I refuse to work with that moron." Tak hissed at me. "Then stop being whiny, get smarter, get a hobby, I don't care!" Veronica yelled throwing us aside. "But think about the team for once for Irk-sake!" She continued.

"Now as your leader, I demand you guys hug…or handshake…or something" Veronica ordered us. Tak and I glared at each other. "I'll kill you when she's not looking." Tak hissed. "I'll kill you when she is…" I hissed back.

Tak stared a little shocked and creeped out at my response. Lea laughed. "You two are so…what's the word? Ah yes, stupid." Lea laughed at us and then paused and glared at Zanna.

"Hey Zanna! That isn't apple juice!" Lea called over to Zanna and turned back to us. "Here I know how much you two hate each other, so word of advice…" Lea said quickly. "Never die alone." Lea hissed and grabbed Sheret. "We're going to intercept a small Meekrob caravan tomorrow and see what we can find." Lea hissed at us.

"Why?" Tak and I asked. "Because it's fun." Lea said slowly (and epically) I rolled my eyes and stood up. "Hey Zim, there's a spider on your back." Lea said quickly. I jumped and turned around. Then suddenly I fell on Tak as Lea pushed me back onto the ground.

"Good. Now get some sleep around this campfire, Sherry extinguished our other one." Lea ordered. I stood up embarrassed and dusted myself off. "Zim does not need-" Lea grabbed me and glared. "If you don't like it Zim, tell me." Lea challenged. I pushed her off and glared.

"Fine. I'll sleep here." I hissed. Lea smiled and skipped off leaving me and Tak alone. We glared at each other; it was going to be a long night.

Done with Chapter 2! Yesh, no stories or awkward moments… Yet. But there will be a bridge chapter after every encounter with the Meekrob. It'll get more awkward, and Lea will probably be the reason for this.