Jet glanced at the petite earthbender below him. She looked like an angel so kind and sweet her pale skin shining against her beautiful ebony hair, a determined smirk playing at her rose colored lips. Looking at her now he knew that she was the one, not Katara with her motherly, girlish charm, but Toph with her tough attitude and tomboyish nature. There's a girl who won't get scared in the woods he thought making up his mind that he had to woo and win her, now. He leaped to the ground turning a flip in mid-air in an overkill display of athleticism and acrobatics. Leaning up against his tree he muttered in his usual suave manner, "Hey, I heard there was a beautiful earthbender around here, any idea where to find her?" to his surprise Toph blushed a lovely crimson spreading across her cheeks. "I might have some idea." She replied turning to face him and somehow looking him in the eyes despite the fact that she was blind. And what lovely eyes they were so green and depthless. Suddenly he broke all composure "Oh Toph my blind beauty…."
"Oh Jet my-wait WHAT?!" Toph suddenly remembered the tricky feeling she had picked up earlier when Katara had randomly suggested they had tea, but she wouldn't, then she remembered Katara mentioning something about feeling bad for dumping Jet for Sparky, so yes, yes she would. Toph stormed off towards camp determined to settle the score. "But my blind beauty where are you going?!" Jet asked chasing after her.
"To ring Sugar Queen's neck." Toph muttered rushing towards the camp on an earth wave. "SUGAR QUEEN YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO SET ME UP WITH YOUR EX-BOYFRIENDS!!! I DON'T CARE HOW THEY FEEL I DON'T WANT THEM EITHER!!!"
Jet fell into a dejected, rejected pile until he heard a pure, angelic voice fill the air "CABBAGES! CABBAGES FOR SALE!"
A/N So this was a combination of requests sent in by 3 reviewers, Khajmer who said TophXanyone but Aang, Raven Frost Feather who wanted Toph/Jet something I like to call Joph, Raven also gave me the lines "Oh Toph my blind beauty…" "Oh Jet my-wait WHAT?!" I just thought that I would include those for you. And finally last but in no way least The Sweeping Channel who requested JetXCabbage man and don't worry I will expand on this crack pairing more as soon as I think of a good plot for it. So I have more requests to fill but, keep the requests coming!! I will write them as soon as I can, btw I try to write one chapter a week for my normal stories but there's a good chance that I will write more often on this fic because I get requests for chapters that I want to get up as soon as possible and these don't take me that long to write. So thanks for your reviews and keep 'em comin'!
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