Review PLEASE! Anyway I really hope you like this chapter. Sorry for not writing in forever. Been going through some intense friend issues. But I think it's over. I think are the key words. Anyway give me some ideas.. :) I have some, but maybe yours will be better. Oh and sorry in advance to the Team Jacob fans and Miley Cyrus fans! 3 you guys!
Nessie's POV
Ugh! Lauren and Kayla are piecing the puzzle together! I can tell! They are going to figure out our secret. Then we will have to move. Again! Grr…. Now I'll have to tell Mommy and Daddy what's going on. They won't be happy, but Lauren and Kayla are my friends. It would be easier if they knew.
Then I'll have to tell them about Jake. Do you know what I never got about Jake? He was in love with my mom. And kissed her. TWICE! That's really awkward. Especially because it was Uncle Emmett who told me. Well he didn't know I was in the room. He was talking to Jake about telling me! It was pretty ironic!
Anyway I'm going to stop talking about Jacob the man whore right now. I need to fin Mommy and Daddy! I really hope they're not in their room, doing stuff. Ugh I hate when I used to walk in on that! Now I just steer clear of there.
Nope they aren't in their room. I can hear them outside with someone. Who was it? Oh wait I recognize it. It's Man Whores voice. (A/N Team Jacob readers do not feel offended! This is just a story. Jake is NOT A MAN WHORE!) I should come up with a nickname for him. Maybe I'll call him… Ugh I can't think. Wait what am I supposed to do again? Oh ya, find mom and dad. They were outside yelling at Jake about rage and violence.
I knew dad was reading my mind, but I really didn't care. He just started laughing when I thought about Jacob being a man whore. Then when I wanted to talk he instantly shut his big, fat mouth. When he heard that he growled. He deserved it. I mean you can't just go into people head and take stuff! Ugh now I have to deal with his mad ass!
Edward's POV
Did my daughter just call me an ass? I think she might have to be grounded for that one. Anyway she needed to talk to Bella and me. When I looked back to tell Jacob, "The Man Whore", to go the hell away he was already gone. Good riddance.
Nessie started talking and Bella and I were quite surprised. "I want to tell Kayla and Lauren about us because they are both catching on pretty quickly. Can I please, please, please tell them?" She finished so fast I almost didn't catch it. But of course I did. I'm just awesome like that. I bet that's why Bella chose me instead of Jacob.
"Edward are you listening to me?" Aw shit that was Bella. "Yes I was. I think Ness should tell her friends the truth."
"Excuse me? You didn't tell me! I had to frickin figure it out own my own! Ness why don't you have your friends do that? It was easy for me, but I had Jacob." Then Ness and I both said at the same time," You mean Mane Whore?" We just started cracking up while Bella stared at us questioning our sanity.
She had no idea what she was in for when she married me!
Bella's POV
I really need to find Emmett. He's like my guy best friend who cheers me up. Of course. He's in his room. Singing. Oh god. It's Miley Cyrus! I barged into the room, to find him dancing in his boxers and singing. And guess what? Miley Cyrus was on his boxers! Her face was on his….. privates. And on his ass it said "BEST OF BOTH WORLDS!" Wow. I just stared in shock. Then the song ended and he looked over at me. He smiled and said," Hey Bells! Didya like my performance?"
"Um it was interesting?" It came out as a question because I really didn't know what to say. I mean he's Emmett, but…. What the hell? Miley Cyrus? What's wrong with him (A/N Sorry Miley Fans!)
"Thanks Bella! I knew you'd love it!" Wow, he didn't sound the least bit embarrassed. He sounded.. excited. At that I just fell on the floor laughing. He still didn't have any pants on it was hilarious! Then out of know where he turns up his stereo and starts singing Party In The USA!
I couldn't help it. I jumped up vampire speed and started singing with him!
I hopped off the plane at LAX
with a dream and my cardigan
welcome to the land of fame excess,
am I gonna fit in?
Jumped in the cab,
Here I am for the first time
Look to the right and I see the Hollywood sign
This is all so crazy
Everybody seems so famous
My tummys turnin and I'm feelin kinda home sick
Too much pressure and I'm nervous,
That's when the taxi man turned on the radio
and a Jay Z song was on
and the Jay Z song was on
and the Jay Z song was on
By now Rosalie and Edward were just staring at us in complete shock. I usually don't go along with this kind of stuff, but I just needed to let go and relax. I just blocked them off and kept singing with Emmett.
So I put my hands up
They're playing my song,
And the butterflys fly away
Noddin' my head like yea
Movin my hips like yea
I got my hands up,
They're playin my song
I know im gonna be ok
Yea, It's a party in the USA
Yea, It's a party in the USA
Get to the club in my taxi cab
Everybody's lookin at me now
Like "whos that chick, thats rockin' kicks?
She gotta be from out of town"
So hard with my girls not around me
Its definitely not a Nashville party
Cause' all I see are stilettos
I guess I never got the memo
Pretty soon Alice, Jasper, Ness, and Jacob had joined Rosalie and Edward. Edward and Rosalie got over their shock. Edward looked amused and Rosalie looked like she was going to rip Emmett's head off. Ness looked disturbed, Jacob looked like he was having trouble not laughing, and Alice and Jasper were looking at Emmett's ass. He wasn't facing them and he was dancing.
My tummys turnin and I'm feelin kinda home sick
Too much pressure and I'm nervous
That's when the D.J. dropped my favorite tune
and a Britney song was on
and the Britney song was on
and the Britney song was on
So I put my hands up
They're playing my song,
And the butterflys fly away
Noddin' my head like yea
Movin my hips like yea
I got my hands up,
They're playin my song
I know im gonna be ok
Yea, It's a party in the USA
Yea, It's a party in the USA
Feel like hoppin' on a flight (on a flight)
Back to my hometown tonight (town tonight)
Something stops me everytime (everytime)
The DJ plays my song and I feel alright
So I put my hands up
They're playing my song,
And the butterflys fly away
Noddin' my head like yea
Movin my hips like yea
I got my hands up,
They're playin my song
I know im gonna be ok
Yea, It's a party in the USA
Yea, It's a party in the USA
So I put my hands up
They're playing my song,
And the butterflys fly away
Noddin' my head like yea
Movin my hips like yea
I got my hands up,
They're playin my song
I know im gonna be ok
Yea, It's a party in the USA
Yea, It's a party in the USA
Once we were finished pretty much everyone was on the floor laughing except Rosalie and Nessie. Rose looked pissed and Ness looked embarrassed. Em went up and hugged Rose. He still wasn't wearing pants. She slapped him. Like a legit slap. Right on the ass. Then they started making out. Umm ew? I laughed then grimaced. Then I left.
"Hey Bells!" Oh great I needed to deal with Jacob and now I was going to be mocked. And harassed. Just frickin perfect.
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