Forks : A Twilight Parody

by V i n e s s a L y n n x HarHar

Yeah so this is about Twilight, except its me making fun of it. Even though I make fun of it, it doesn't mean that I do not like the book/characters. I actually love the books, and have read all of them and have enjoyed them all.

2. Chapter 2: Forks High

Chapter Two: Forks High. (Bella's POV!)

I woke up to the sound of rain drops making a pitter-patter noise on the window sill. I got ready for school.

And blah blah blah blah....

(later on that day)

And Then A car ALMOST hit me but then Edward saved me with his ultra big hands and saved it from crushing me! "BAHAHA!"

Then in Science Class....

The wind blew my strawberry hair as I walked into Science. Woosh Woosh! I skipped in, and plopped down into my chair. I patted the dude next to me. "WHY HELLO THERE YOUNG MAN!"

He stared at me, opened the window, and pushed me out. He jumped out too after about 15 minutes and pulled me to the forest.

I thought about what I would say to him...

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a creature I never thought I would have to deal with, a mermaid. Second, there was part of him — and I didn't know how potent that part might be — that thirsted for the smell of my strawberry hair. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him (even though mermaids scare me like hell)