Forks : A Twilight Parody

by V i n e s s a L y n n x HarHar

Yeah so this is about Twilight, except its me making fun of it. Even though I make fun of it, it doesn't mean that I do not like the book/characters. I actually love the books, and have read all of them and have enjoyed them all.

3. Chapter 3: I know you?

Chapter Three : I Know You? (Bella's POV!)

He finally let me go and I fell onto the floor. He started to mumble. I looked up to him.

"I know what you are..." I said.

"Say it, out loud." He said. "Say it!" He said, getting louder.

"A...well...um...".

"Just say it!"

"Well...."

He waited. He began to get more and more frustrated.

"FINE! A....A Mermaid...."

"Ye...Wait what!?"

"You heard me...a mermaid."

"What no!"

"Oh. Teeheee!"

"Im a vampire."

"A vampire mermaid?"

"No! A Vampire!"

"Are you afraid?"

"Well, duh! Your a mermaid!"

"Ugh! No Im not You idiot!"

Pssh Posh. I'm a vampire.

Well then .... i thought.