Jasper ignores Alice
"I don't know what to do he's annoying the hell out of me Rosalie" Alice told her, they were sitting in the living room alone. Everyone else was out hunting. "Well he's ignoring you right?" Alice nodded "then make sure he is always looking at you."
"But how?" Alice questioned her.
"Men want one thing and one thing only" Rosalie told her.
"Sex" they both said at the same time.
"So when he wants to go on the computer in your room make sure your there lounging in your underwear, when he wants it just pull back and be a tease. Trust me he will never ignore you again." Rosalie told her exactly what to do with a devious smile on her face, coming up with plans to make guys sweat is where she shines Alice thought to herself. At the end of there talk they decided Edward could help Alice be prepared to be where Jasper was going by reading his mind. They knew Edward would never agree to it by himself but if they talked to Bella they were sure they could convince him.
"No" Edward said.
"We thought you might say that so we talked your wife into talking you into." Alice said with a grin.
"I have some will power you know, I'm not a push over" he stated.
"I know but you're whipped when it comes to your wife and also we may have talked your wife into with holding certain things for awhile." She said mischievous grin on her face.
"You didn't" he snarled
"Oh, oh but we did. One hundred something years of not getting laid can get to a man can't it?" she said raising her eyebrow.
"Fine. I'll do it. You better get ready he's going to read in your room in an hour."
"Thank you dear brother of mine." She gave him a kiss on the cheek and skipped away. He grumbled something like "stupid little pixie devil" and she laughed