Penname: BellsNWhistles/DDofEve/BellsNWhistles4Edward
Creative Original or Derivative Fiction: creative
Rating/Warning(s): M (language)
Notes: this sucked.
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Word Challenge: electrocution
Sonofabitch. Someone (Rosalie, because I heard her cackle from literally a mile away) left the hair dryer on the bathroom floor again. I guess I won't be making that date with Jessica after all. Electrocution was one of the few ways to ensure our immobility. This was the way of things around here. Can I just say that the date never really ever had a chance?
A guy just tries to have a normal life once in a while. I didn't want to go out, I really didn't. This all stemmed from the thoughts my brothers and father had been having about me again lately. Things get repetitive when you are animated for one hundred years and counting. It had been about twenty years or so since I went out on a real date with a real girl (don't ask, don't tell), vampire or otherwise. So, I understand it was necessary to waylay their fears that I was still...erm...one of them.
I guess I really wish that they wouldn't try to interfere. The girls interfered the last three times. The first time, they tricked me into helping out the elderly lady across the street that was as deaf as a stone and she needed me to tune her radio to the nightly news program. Then I had to spend the next two hours filling her in on the stuff she missed while she talked to me through the program.
Then Rosalie took her turn tricking me into thinking she was hallucinating on LSD. She was flipping out and lolling on the floor while she took her clothes off. Emmett had gone with Jasper hunting. I mean, I couldn't just leave her like that.
The last time Alice got us all to change our hair into styles typical of the 80's decade. Who knew mine would never go back? Apparently the proteins in our hair bonded with AquaNet. It was a damn disaster. I mean, I realize Alice wanted me to stay put, but come on already!
Now, here I am, lying in a puddle of water with the hair dyer electrocuting me. I wonder what will happen next.