A/N: Angle 14, Max 15, Nudge15, J.J. 15, Fang 15, Iggy 15, and Gazzy 14

Disclaimer: I do not own anything except for that box on the side of the road labeled 'My House'

Fang P.O.V.

'Right upper cut, Left hook, right knee, left, right…' I chanted

"…I mean, I could understand why we can't have them in the Academy, but why not in the town? It's a crime against nature! What do they expect us to do in our free time? Walk around like mindless zombie! On vacation in California I had one and, boy, was she a beauty! Her soft gold bun-"

"IGGY! I don't care about GIRLS! I yelled. Making the whole class stare.

"I wasn't talking about girls! I was talking about burritos! Duh!"

"Burritos?" asked Gazzy from the other side of the punching bag.

"They don't allow burritos in the school because of Monday's incident." Iggy sighed, eyeing Gazzy.

"It wasn't my fault. They now I have a bad digestive system." Gazzy moaned

"It's been two days and the stench is getting STRONGER! I think they are going to fumigate it." Iggy said

"But where will we go?" I asked

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Max P.O.V.

"Mmm! I love pasta, It is so delicious!"

"You know what is good on this…CHOCOLATE! Chocolate is good on everything frit veggies, crackers, ice cream, chicken, sloppy joes…you know I haven't had a sloppy joe since April. We need more sloppy joes. You know what else we need? We need tooth paste. But not just any kind of tooth paste. We need Crest Whitening Vanilla flavored tooth paste. I just mean I don't want any cavitys. They are like black holes, They are dark and scary and-"

"NUDGE!" Angle, J.J, and I yelled

"Sorry."

"Girls I would like your attention please. Thank you. We have some guests that will be joining us for a little while." The room got silent. No one ever visited this school, it's a government secret project.