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Chapter Two: One of THEM!
Emmett's Point Of View
For the whole Summer, I planned on completing this whole list of things to do in an elevator. So today, we had another one to do of course. Alice was so eager for it that I told her she could pick out the one we would do for today. She was ecstatic.
I wasn't quite sure how we were going to do it, but we'd find a way.
Alice had already told me that I was selected to do this one, I was thrilled about that.
This one would be pure gold, mostly because I was doing it. Just kidding.
As for the place we were planning to do it at, we just picked some theatre to do it at, I wasn't quite sure of the name though.
While Edward was driving all of us to the theatre, we discussed how we were going to do it this time.
We arrived at the theatre, there weren't many people there, which was a good thing.
For this one we all needed to chip in a bit, only towards the end, but we had it all planned out already.
We got into the elevator, all six of us. There was already a guy on the elevator, but since he was getting off at the next stop, we decided to wait fro the next one.
As soon as the man got off, another one stepped right on. As the doors started closing, I walked in front of them, looked at the man, pointed my finger at him and gasped.
"Excuse me? Is there an issue? If there is, I'm sure we can resolve it without violence," the man said, then smiled.
"Don't try and act all innocent with me," I accused him.
"What may I ask are you talking about?"
"Ha," I snorted, "You can not fool me!"
"Sir, I am utterly lost here," the man said bewildered.
"You're – you're one of THEM!" I screeched. We were now at the man's stop, I pressed the 'close door' button and told him he wasn't allowed off.
"That – that was my floor," he hesitated for a moment, I could see the fear in his eyes. It was funny.
"I do not care," I spat, "You're one of them, so it doesn't matter what happens to you, you leach."
"Exactly what are you talking about? It's hard to follow you at the moment," he stated.
"You are an evil doer, a blood sucking, life draining, life stealing leach!" I hissed at him.
"And exactly what are these leaches you speak of?"
"Vampire," I told him matter-of-fact.
"Yes, I am totally a vampire," he said sarcastically.
"So you admit to it!" We all began to chant 'vampire' over and over again until he started actually freaking out.
"I- I'm g-getting away f-from you c-c-crazy people," he stammered. With that he cautiously backed out of the elevator, and so that he knew it was all a joke and didn't report anything, we all started laughing, slowly rising to hysterics.
"That was quite the most humorous thing I have ever encountered in my long life," Edward stated.
"It was." Bella agreed with him.
"I try my best," I said flexing my muscles. They all just laughed.
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