A/N: AHAHHAHAHA my friend was helping me put this together and we just had the funnest time deciding who does what. I'm probably going to finishing chapters 1-10 this week-month. And I'll be starting 10-15 whenever I have time. Pce yall's xoxoxo Alisia out. :P

Dramione Fanfic: Another Weird Love Story

Chapter 3: When Dealing with the "Prince" type, one must use idiotism.

"*Beep Beep Beep Beep Bee---*" The alarm clock was suddenly thrown across the room in a fit of anger, cracked into a million pieces. There was a groan and a few 'too early mummy!'s, and finally the drapes opened with a rather loud clatter.

"Ughhh five more minutes mother!!!" someone in the room mumbled out. I chuckled at them as I finished preparing necessary materials for class lessons. It was my first day at Hogwarts and I was planning on make a good impression.

The girl named Lavender Brown, started to stir in her bed.

"Morning Lavender." I said, while placing my books in neat orders by period.

"Oh morning Hermione, remind me never to slip in anymore Billywig Stingers before bed. God dam bright in here this morning!" Lavender moaned.

I smiled, it wasn't even light outside yet. "Lavender, the sun just started to rise. And there are barely any windows in here."

"Crappy side effects!" She muttered and picked up a towel. "And there better be lilacs in that shower or else…" she left it off.

I smirked to myself, there was lavender, but there were no lilacs. It goes to show that life was always one step in front of you. Within ten seconds there was a shrill cry of, "WHY GOD!??? WHYYY!!!" coming from the bathroom.

Several girls who caught the conversation started laughing as they slowly got up from their beds.

I fixed my tie and put on my glasses while staring at myself in a full body mirror, this is it…It's as good as it gets. I pouted at the mirror and began making different face expressions. My mother said it was good to move and stretch your face early in the morning, it relaxed the cheekbones and you'd see how you look when you smile beforehand.

"Is it morning already?" Ginny mumbled as she stirring from her sleep, I immediately stopped my face expressions.

"Afraid it is Ginny." I called. In seconds the drapery was open and Ginny slowly got out, looking like the perfect angel.

"How do you look so good in the morning!?" I shouted at her, in complete awe.

"Oh Hermione, it's just beauty charms. Here give me a moment and I'll teach you some." Ginny slowly changed into her own robes.

"Wait, it's alright. I don't necessarily need it…" I was about to rant more, but was sent a body-freeze charm from the bathroom.

"Come on Ginny, if she's going to be a Gryffindor then she needs to learn how to fix herself up." A glamorous Lavender Brown stepped out of the bathroom. Ginny and Lavender smirked at me before levitating my frozen body onto a chair. I closed my eyes in fright of what they were doing. Spells and charms were being recited in all directions and I could feel my hair being pulled and twisted. I kept my hands over my glasses just in case they tried to take it.

"Are you done yet?" I muttered.

"Mmm one second." Ginny replied.

Another five minutes passed and the room seemed more melancholy then before.

"OKAY andddd… enervate" Lavender recited and I could finally move freely now.

As I stared at the mirror that was levitated in front of me, I saw a gorgeous brunette with shiny pale skin. Her hair was in a side ponytail, twisted so it looked professionally done. And her uniform was shortened, skirt tailored two inches above the knees and her shirt was tightened to give her a less baggy image. The only thing amiss was that she was wearing rather dull looking glasses.

"What's the damage?" I asked my friends.

"Well I'd say you were beyond nerdy, above bed slut, obviously floating around glamorous. What do you think Lav?" Ginny suggested towards Lavender.

"Hmm I think we should try to convince her to get rid of the glasses, but other than that…I think she's up there with us." Lavender nodded towards Ginny.

"Alright, well breakfast already started so we must get going." Ginny and Lavender grabbed their bags and headed towards the door.

"Wait, what about Parvati?" I hollered at them, reluctant to leave a friend behind.

"Oh she'll wake up in about 10 minutes, come down, shovel it in, and be off to class with us." Lavender said.

"Oh…okay" I grinned and followed them to the dining halls.

As we walked through the corridors of the school, heading towards the dining hall, I could feel eyes on us. Boys were stopping what they were doing to stare as we walked pass them. A poor guy just tripped and fell on his friend and another accidentally walked into a wall. 'OOOH JUST LIKE CHARLIES ANGELS!' I thought to myself. We made into the dining hall without any more accidents happening. Harry and Ron looked up as we came through the door. Ginny sat next to Harry and started filling up her plate. I and Lavender sat across the table on both sides of Ron. Everyone said their good mornings and began chowing down.

As I ate, I began to reminisce back to yesterday and remembered I haven't met this so called Draco Malfoy yet.

"Hey Ginny, who's Draco Malfoy?" I asked her from across the table.

Everyone at our table suddenly stopped talking.

"Only the hottest guy in school!!!" Lavender suddenly shrieked.

"No, he's a total git! You girls are out of your mind to like a jerk like him!" Ron yelled back. Harry patted his back in agreement.

"Oh please Ron, just because you can't get a girlfriend of your own, doesn't mean you can blame it on him." Ginny stated calmly, biting into her mince pie.

Ron was about to retort, but instead sat down and began digging into his food, while muttering under his breath.

Lavender smiled pitifully at him and looked back at me.

"Now if you really want to know Hermione, he's the prince of the school. Every girl wants him and every guy hates him. Some of the teachers don't even know what to do about him, since his father donates like humongous amounts of money to the school every year. He gets to do what he wants in exchange for his family's galleons. He has a gang of troublemakers that follow him around school, like dogs on a leash. He breaks at least a thousand hearts every year, I even remember a rumor that went around that he bedded the minister's daughter!" Lavender stated excitedly.

Before anyone could make inferences on what she said, Lavender continued.

"Oh not only is he a badass, but he's the most intelligent badass in this school. He has the top grades at Hogwarts and even exceeded Ravenclaw's Jace Morland." Lavender sighed, "Ahh intelligence, slyness, and looks, all rolled into one perfectly sexy package." Lavender smiled at her.

"So Hermione, why did you ask? Do you fancy him already?" Lavender asked.

"How can I? I haven't even seen him." I told her while imagining what he'd look like.

"Oh right, he sometimes skips breakfast and dinner. Nobody knows what he does during those times." Lavender paused for a moment then continued eating.

'Hmm that's weird…' I waved it off and finished my meal.

I followed Lavender to potions class.

The classroom was hooded in darkness, all the drapes were closed. And from the tables on the sides of the classroom laid about 10 different pewter cauldrons and stacked next to those cauldrons were several varieties of ingredients with labels on them. The bell rang and crazy students started rushing through the door. The teacher was a middle aged man with short black hair that was oiled to a degree that it seemed to shine without light. He eyed us all with deception.

"I will now take attendance…" He stated as though bored already.

"Abigail Lencroft" "Here!"

"Lawrence Bobal" "Here…."

"Hermione Granger" he said causing me to immediately jump in the air and raise my right hand up.

"HERE!" I said smiling like an idiot. I suddenly remembered where I was and blushed like a cherry tomato.

"We can see that…10 points from Gryffindor for inappropriate conduct. Now sit yourself down Miss. Granger and stop interrupting my class." Snape sneered before continuing down his list. I sat myself down and glared at the back of his head. 'What did I do that was so wrong!?' I poked my tongue out at him but quickly took it back as Snape swiftly looked back over at me. I innocently smiled as he glared at me. 'The man has Espn or something…oh wait no that's sports channel.' I chuckled to myself.

"Draco Malfoy" He read out loud, making the class turn quiet. "Draco Malfoy?" Snape repeated. Since they thought he wasn't coming, girls pouted and boys sighed in relief.

"Great another year and Draco gets all the girls." The boy next to me mumbled while staring directly at the front of the class. He turned to see me staring at him and grinned, "Sorry didn't mean to disturb you." He leaned back on his chair and waited. He had smooth olive skin and soft looking brown hair. I blushed and looked the other way, fanning myself, hoping to get rid of the redness of my cheeks. I'm always like this when it comes to hot guys.

Suddenly the door slammed open. The girls screamed and the boys almost fainted. There stood a boy with long blond hair that stretched a little over his shoulders and smoldering blue-gray eyes. He had a couple of piercings on his ears and one on his lip. He wore black eyeliner and had an unlit cigarette hanging out of his mouth, which was a total plus in the girls department. His robes were messy and his green tie was hanging loose from his neck.

"I'm sorry…" his deep, rich tone made me go weak in the knees. He flicked his hand through his hair and continued, "I'm late."

All the girls stared at him starry-eyed, while the boys looked with disgust.

"Mr. Malfoy I will forgive you this one time for coming late to my class since it is the start of the school year. If it happens again I will be forced to take away points from my own house. Now take a seat." The sexy Draco Malfoy looked around the room before settling his eyes on me.

His blue-gray eyes piercing through me, making me freeze in my seat.

He walked over to me and stopped in front of my desk. He bent down until we were close enough that if one of us moves, we would have kissed.

"Get. Out. Of. That. Chair." He stated. His minty breath blew softly across my cheeks as he gazed at my eyes.

"What?" I said dumbly, catching everyone's attention.

"Like I said, get out of that chair. It belongs to me." He told me now glaring at me.

"Wait what!?" I repeated.

"Are you stupid or are you doing this just to annoy me!?" He yelled back.

"I don't see your name on this chair! And who are you to call me stupid! For all I know you're the one who's stupid for calling me stupid!?" I screamed at his face. 'Yeah Hermione keep attacking him with your sorry insults, its working!' I thought sarcastically.

His face was so close to mine that I could actually see the redness of his anger coming from his cheeks.

"You don't know who you're messing with little girl. I know people who can make your life a living hell, so I suggest you get off that chair." He threatened.

"Hah like I care who you know!" 'SHUT UP MOUTH, OF COURSE YOU DO!'

"Anyways why don't you take that chair? Its open and you don't need to bother people with your sissy attitude." I said, pointing towards the chair next to me.

"I don't want that chair you little---." He was cut off by Snape, finally having enough interruptions in his class.

"Granger and Malfoy, if you are finished!? Granger you stay and Malfoy you sit in the seat next to her. I will not tolerate any more interruptions in my classroom. The next person who wishes to do so will be leaving with a year's worth of detentions and 100 points taken off their house. NOW SIT!" Malfoy and I both sat down. I faced away from him avoiding his glare at all cost.

Snape went on with his lessons. I tried concentrating, but it was already stuff that I knew, practically common logic to me since I memorized it last year. Someone tapped on my desk and I looked to see that it was the olive-skinned boy. He grinned at me and gave me a note. I opened and read under my breath,

'Hello I'm Blaise.' The ink on the parchment suddenly disappeared to my wonderment. After a couple of moments came another statement in ink.

'What's your name?' It also disappeared after a moment.

I looked wide-eyed at him and he grinned back.

'Not used to disappearing ink parchment I see.'

I picked up my quilt and wrote, 'Hello, I'm Hermione. And yes I'm not very used to it. Actually I've never used it.'

'Well never too late to try. Quite convenient isn't it? Won't need to get in trouble by passing notes.' He wrote.

'Yeah, I guess.'

'You're cute.' He wrote back.

"WHAT!" I yelled, but quickly shut my mouth and ducked, trying to hide from Snape. Next to me, Malfoy snickered under his breath. Oh he finds this amusing does he? I kicked him hard in the shin and Malfoy gasped out, "AHH!" Snape set his eyes on Malfoy and glared.

"Mr. Malfoy, is there something the matter with you?" Snape asked patiently with an evil sneer on his face.

"No sir." He kept a straight face, secretly sneaking glares at me.

"Good, then don't interrupt me again." Snape went back to his lesson, leaving Malfoy home-free?!!! Malfoy glared at me before turning back to his notes.

I looked back at the note on my desk to see a new message,

'Scratch that, you're very cute'

I felt a blush crawling onto my face and my heart suddenly started beating faster. I stared at Blaise to find that he was already looking at me. He gave me a gentle smile and winked, the throbbing sped up faster. After a couple of minutes of staring, he went back to listening to Snape's lecture. I looked around while fanning myself. AHAHAHA HE SAID I WAS VERY CUTE!!!

I made a mistake when I turned to the side, seeing Malfoy's powerful glare directed at me was creepy. I sent him an annoyed expression, which made his glare stronger. I shrugged and directed my stare to the front.