Plan A
Author : I messed up in the last chapter, so let me give you some info concerning the Greek Santa. He is called Santa Bill and he is the one who lives in Caesarea, his celebration is at new years eve so this is why he visits Greece that day to give presents to the kids. Saint Nicholas in the Christian Orthodox religion is no related to the happy Santa who gives presents to the children but he is the protector of the sailors. For this reason, Greek people used to decorate a small ship instead of a tree at the day of Christmas, yet they barely do nowadays since the tree has won over that tradition.
Bakura : I searched the Wikipedia about that asshole called Santa Claus. He is not the only one, there's one more f*ucking old man called Santa Bill.
Author : I made Weevil mention Caesarea of Santa Bill you freak! You might have asked me, you know!
Weevil : What the f*ck, you put words on my mouth! I'll send you my cockroach army!
Author screams like a maniac
Bakura I command you to stop! Obey me!
Author : You have to obey ME, my slave, or I''ll have Santa Bill visit Yugi, just for a change!
Marik bursts into anger
Marik : Holy shit!!
Millenium Toilet shines and speaks in ancient Egyptian language
Marik : What? You want both Santas to sit on you?
Millenium Toilet shines more
Marik : What the hell, leave it alone. Lets get to the point. We have to kidnap both Santas now! And keep our plan secret from that strange sl*tty author!
Zorc : I have an idea , let's destroy Greece! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!
Author : Don't worry, the Greek government does this for you!
Bakura : Shut up! It's settled : I will sent her to the Shadow Realm for good! And she'll be forced to watch splatter movies.
Author is sent to the Shadow Realm
Marik : At last. By the way, I brought you the reindeer costume, Bakura, you have to wear this.
Bakura : I won't, I am not that stupid!
Weevil : Wear it, ha ha ha ha. You''ll look more fool than you are already!
Bakura : Grrrrrrrr... I said I won't!
Pegasus : Stop barking, my moisturising shearing won't be effective!
Marik : The hell with you Pegasus!
Pegasus : Fine, I am going to have Rebecca give me a blowjob. I love it because she doesn't need to to sit down.
Rex : Rebecca! I forgot that little whore!
Bakura : I got an idea. Let her do the job for us. She will kick the balls of that old man once she f*ck him.
Marik : And you will be dressed as a reindeer to support her!
Bakura : You idiot, I've refused one thousand times!
Marik : Do it or I will never give you again the Millenium Rod to play golf with the stupid Millenium Eye you took from Pegasus!
Bakura : Hmmm...Fine!
Bakura gets dressed as reindeer. Everyone laughs at him.
Bakura : Marik, I have accepted humiliation, now you 'll do what I say.
Bakura brings a Mrs Santa Claus costume and laughs in a wicked way.
Bakura : Now wear this, too, you fu**ing mortal!
Marik gets dressed as Mrs Santa Claus.
Pegasus : Lovely! But I won't give in, you're too old for me!
Marik : The hell with your preferences you psycho!
Pegasus sings
Pegasus : Psycho Killer, ques que ce est? Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa... Run run run...
Marik : Stop singing you fool! You're the reason music died!
Pegasus : S**k my balls. You haven't figured out a thing yet : HOW WILL YOU GO BOTH AT CAESAREA AND NORTHPOLE?
Zorc : Let's steal the aircraft of Seto Kaiba!
Pegasus : Oh lovely Kaiba boy, he gets me horny and I want to f**k him to death!
Marik : How do we do it you bastards? He has money, we won't stand a chance!
Rebecca : Kidnapping Mokuba! I will show him my boobs!
Pegasus : What boobs my little girl?
Rebecca : Oh...then I will give him a blowjob!
Bakura : It's so boring to kidnap that brat all the time!
Pegasus : Sure it is. But that will bring me closer to Kaiba boy, I am so happy!
Marik : Let's go! We have no time left!