Plan A successfull
Marik : Now my evil council, let's sum up the plan : we need to kidnap those two stupid old men who give presents to the children. But to do that we have to steal one of the aircrafts of Seto Kaiba by kidnapping his brother.
Weevil : that's still 's not right hows it supposed to work. It's stupid you weaklings, my bugs can think more than you.
Rex : my dinosaurs, too.
Marik : what do you suggest if you consider to have a mind of your own?
Bandit Keith appears
Bandit : Stealing is a pleasure, I suggest we have Bakura steal the checkbook of that bad tempered rich guy.
Bakura: so, what's the use of you being here, too?
Bandit: nothing, I'm just a villain who demands more screentime.
Marik : Shut up you bald headed fool!
Bandit : I'm not bald!
Marik : Wearing a bandanna all the time implies that. After some time you'll be like my stupid servant Odion the bulb!
Rew : Hey! I'm wearing a cap!
Marik: That's why you're here, too stupid mortal dinosaur shit. Bald people are destined to become my most loyal servants!
Odion appears. His bald head shines bright
Marik: See? At least this freak has more confidence than you.
Bakura: That's out of the topic you scumbag.
Marik: I give you a point. Let's head to find that stupid brother of Seto Kaiba. In the meantime Bakura will be stealing the checkbook and the aircraft.
Marik and Bakura tend to move but they have difficulty with the costumes. Everyone laughs at them.
Marik: Silence my stupid servants! If you're jealous buy a costume on your own!
Pegasus: I don't need it, my skin needs to breathe or I'll get filled with wrinkles!
Bakura: I've had enough of that gay, he's worse than a woman who speaks stupid.
Pegasus: Women, especially little girls just need to open their mouth for specific reasons only.
Marik: It's time we put our butts to motion! Let's head to that cursed corporation you fools!
Rebecca heads to Kaiba corporation and flirts with security
Rebecca: I want to see cupid little Mokuba!
Security : What relationship do you have with the boss small brother?
Rebecca : I'm his girlfriend, and my teddy misses him, too!
Security :You stay here, I'm gonna call him.
Bakura slips from the back entrance and heads to the office of Seto Kaiba who took his brother to take him down to Rebecca.
S. Kaiba : What the hell a stupid girl is doing here?
Rebecca : Shut up or I'll have teddy ruin your fringe giant pervert! It's your brother I want!
Mokuba gets surprised
Mokuba: Me? I don't know you!
Rebecca : You liar! All the men are the same! We had made love and you left me!
Mokuba : I don't remember anything.
Rebecca : Of course you don't! Let me remind you!
Rebecca shows her boobs. Kaiba brothers freeze.
Rebecca : What happened to you? You've never seen boobs before? I have bombs, too!
S. Kaiba : Are those supposed to be boobs?
Mokuba : I hoped that you could tell me bro. Guess you have no idea either.
Rebecca: He he he teddy's gonna love this! Mister Kaiba, you can have sex with my teddy or mister Pegasus!
S. Kaiba: I had enough of you girl, it's stupid to waste time and money. Mokuba, I'm going back to my office. I've got to test a new discover of me.
Meanwhile Marik and the council peek at them. Pegasus suffers.
Marik : What happened to your eye Pegasus?
Pegasus: It's because of that Kaiba boy, he got me so horny my penis aroused and hit my eye!
Marik : Ignore him. Plans going perfect, Rebecca's distracting small boy, let's get him!
Bandit : Why take that brat? We don't need him now.
Pegasus : Take him, take him! I'd love to have more company in our little games with Rebecca!
Marik: Just shut the fuck up you uselless mortals!!
Zorc : I have an idea! Let's destroy Kaiba corporation!
Marik : That's not on the plan.
In the meantime, a huge aircraft rises in the air. The evil council of doom is running after it.
Rebecca : Ha ha ha ha you fell for that you little innocent brat!
Mokuba : Will you kidnap me?
Rebecca : No, I am sick and tired of that!
Mokuba : Please kidnap me! It's a long time it happened and I am bored of doing nothing!
Rebecca : Fine, come with me!
Mokuba : Hey! What's that? My brother's aircraft!
Rebecca : We just stole it muahahahahahahahahaha and go get Santa Claus and Santa Bill!
Mokuba : Wow! That's great! I am coming with you!
Rebecca : Wait! I have to hit you otherwise it will not look like a kidnapping!
Mokuba faints and Rebecca takes him with her. After some time, they reunite with the evil council of doom and embark at the aircraft.