Plan B?
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The council of doom has gathered at the aircraft.
Marik wonders why Mokuba Kaiba is there, too.
Marik : You foolish girl! What the hell were you thinking when you kidnapped that little brat? We had a change of heart concerning the plan, if you remember well!
Pegasus : Bad Rebecca girl, I shall punish you so hard you will enjoy it!
Rebecca : It's not my fault you punks! He asked me himself to kidnap him! Hey Mokuba, wake up now!
Mokuba has not regained consciousness yet. Bakura gets him and slaps him.
Bakura : Nothing happens, you hit him for good. I still wonder how a girl as weak as you did this to him!
Rebecca : Hey don't look at me! My teddy stroke him so as to make it look like a kidnapping!
Bakura : Fine, we know now what to do. I hate to say this but you leave me with no choice. Pegasus, pretend you have s*x with Kaiba!
Pegasus : Ohhhh...! Oh my god...! You're so hot Kaiba boy, I just love it! Yes, speak bad to me, call me names, I enjoy it!!
Mokuba wakes up and stares angrily at Pegasus.
Mokuba: Hey! Where is my brother? What have you done to him you anomalous freak?
Pegasus : Nothing yet, small Kaiba boy, but he will give in in the end.
Mokuba : In your dreams, just like my brother says!
Marik : Now tell us, you filthy kid. Why did you want to get kidnapped?
Mokuba sees Marik and Bakura dressed in Mrs Santa Claus and reindeer and laughs at them.
Marik : I command you to stop laughing, or I'll get you back to your rich bro!
Bakura : And I will send you to the shadow realm, making company to the sl**ty author who's watching splatter movies the very moment we talk!
Mokuba : Pleaseeeeeeeeee don't do that!
Everyone stares at Mokuba in curiosity.
Marik : What the heck, I've never seen a person who likes to be the victim before!
Mokuba : I just love it! It's the only time my brother gets interested in me! Then, he finds me and hugs me, even smile! Most of the times I ask the villains to kidnap me! It's a great game to test my brother's love!
Pegasus : I am so jealous of you boy! Now tell me : does he kiss nicely?
Bakura : Why do you care about that? You just want to f**k him!
Pegasus : Hey guys, I don't want only s*x! I want some feeling, too!
Weevil : Ha ha ha ha you idiot! Feeling, ha ha ha ha!
Rex : This is really weird for Pegasus to say something like that!
Marik : Just shut up all of you, we don't care about his stupid feelings! We need to concentrate on our plan on kidnapping the Santas! And I want to know who will distract those fat men!
Pegasus : That's why we have the lovely kids to do that! I have a plan, let me take them in one of those rooms to explain...!
Marik : I forbid you my slave! At least don't scr*w the brother of that guy, otherwise we will be in trouble.
Bakura : Are you jealous, Marik?
Marik : No way you foolish man! I am an absolutely straight man who looks like a girl!
Bakura : What an achievement! I bet the world will be surprised by that!
Marik : Just shut up!! We need to get to the Santas with this airship!
Zorc : Let me command the aircraft! Then let's destroy it!
In the meantime, at Kaiba corporation Seto Kaiba is furious about losing his brother.
Seto : I will fire you all you useless creatures! How dare you hide him from me!
Security A : Boss, we have no signs of him!
Seto : You're lying! I know he's somewhere hidden playing with his dolls!
Security B : Boss, Mr Kaiba Junior is missing! Really missing!
Seto : What the hell, I can't do anything without his help! Who on earth will be used as my personal sack of box? I wanna beat that stupid adopted bastard!
Security A : You're adopted, too, boss!
Seto : You're fired , you scum!
Security B : Mister Kaiba, he must have been kidnapped!
Seto : Oh SHIT! They will have all the fun in the world! I won't allow that, I've got to find that stupid brat!
Security B : He's your brother, Boss!
Seto : You're fired, too!!
The securities leave the office of Seto Kaiba and they hear his screaming :
Seto : I JUST HATE THAT KID !
Author : Someone help me! I can't stand watching more splatter movies!
Leona* : Come back soon! I've got a performance to give, you silly girl ! I need you to write about that! And yes I know, my uncle's a freak !
Author :Lol
It was short but I hope you liked it! xD
*For those who don't know, Leona's the OC from my trilogy.