The Party

A month after the three young vampires joined the esteemed Volturi, they grew… well… really, really bored. There wasn't much to do at their new home, since Aro insisted that they stay cooped up in the Hall until night, on account of the fact that he didn't trust them enough to go out during the day without another member of the Guard to watch over them; he didn't want any mysterious "accidents" among the humans that resulted in the destruction of the three newbie's…

However, luckily, Morgan new a young vampire who was hosting a party for a friend over on the west coast of America. With much consistent pleading, the three girls finally got permission from Aro to go, having cleverly pointed out that a little time in a different country, far away from Italy, would help them achieve the stability needed to actually function as a part of the Volturi, and not be followed around by members of the Guard like little children.

***

"Are we there yet?"

"No, a little longer."

"How much longer?"

"Idk, go ask Amy."

"But she'd reading!"

"Just go ask!"

Morgan glanced over at Ceara annoyedly. The three vampires had been running for about half and hour; the other thirty minutes had been them swimming across the Atlantic. She estimated that they were in Idaho, just about to cross over into Washington.

"Amy says to ask you."

Morgan groaned and slapped a hand to her forehead, jumping over a fallen log in a single bound. Road trips with her coven were always a nuisance… especially since Ceara had ADD most of the time.

"Ok, uhh, about five mintues? Yeah, that's right. Hang tight, kay?"

"Kay…"

There was silence. The three girls broke loose of the surrounding forest and raced across a meager lay out of farmland. This place, it was so wet! Morgan glanced over at Amy, who was running full speed, her face buried in her newest book.

"Must be some page turner, huh Amy?"
Amy glanced over at Morgan and nodded, resuming in her reading.

"Would it kill yeah to answer for once-?"

"Are we there yet?!"

Morgan yelled in exasperation.

"NO! We are NOT there yet!"

Amy cut in, nose still in her book.

"Uh, is that the Cullens house?"

"How did you see-?"

"Let's go!" Ceara took off, racing for the large house like a squirrel for its nut.

"Oh boy…"

***

"Happy birthday, Bella!"

The Cullen family turned to watch as Bella descended the stairs, Edward at her arm. They all beamed, not having celebrated a birthday for decades.

Alice Cullen skipped over to her friend, giving her a warm hug. Bella blushed and smiled awkwardly. "Uh, thanks Alice… everything looks great!"

"You bet it does!"

The whole family whirled around in astonishment, surprised to find three young girls suddenly in their home. A blue haired one stood next to Emmett, while a brown haired girl popped up next to Jasper. Another was reading her book, lounging on the sofa.

"So, when do we get to eat cake?"

No one responded, still apparently shocked. Finally, Carlisle spoke. "May I ask how you three got in here?" …Without any of us hearing? They're clearly vampires, yet still we'd be able to hear them enter.

The blue haired vampire raised her hand.

"Oh! OH! I know this one, pick me! I HAVE THE CORRECT ANSWER!"

Carlisle nodded in her direction, casting Esme an amused (and scared) glance.

"Well, I'm Morgan, that's Ceara-"

"HI!"

"-And that's Amy. We were really bored at the Volturi's, so we decided to hop over here for the party! The more the merrier, right?"

Carlisle blinked. "The Volturi? You're members of the Volturi?"

"Never mind that, how'd you get in here?!" Edward was frowning deeply, holding Bella close to him.

Morgan nodded. "Uh, yeah we are! …So Ceara has the power to turn completely invisible, right? And I can copy anyone's power. So she used her power, I copied it, and well-ah! Here we are!"

"But what about her- Amy?"

"Oh her? She's just naturally a loser, fades from society like that!" Morgan snapped her fingers.

Emmett grinned. "Alright, so what if they want to celebrate with us, they're not doing any harm."

"But what if they attack Bella-?"

Suddenly, the doorbell rang.

The Cullens looked around, confused. Who could be at their door?

"That must be for me!"

Edward blinked. "Who is it?"

"Hopefully the delivery boy with my pizza, duh!"

Ceara frowned. "Your… you ordered PIZZA?!"

Morgan opened the door and snatched the pizza box away from the delivery guy, slapping a twenty in his face and then kicking him (literally) down the porch steps. She slammed the door behind her.

"Yeah, why?"

"'Cause maybe I wanted something!"

Morgan ripped open the box and picked up the pepperoni pizza by two sides, folded it in half, and shoved it down her throat. It took her a full minute to finally get it down; the Cullens watched, flabbergasted. Emmett, however, had a stupid grin on his face.

"That… was… AWESOME! Dude, that must've tasted disgusting!"

Morgan rolled over, suddenly holding her stomach. "Oooh… disgustingly good! … It hurts! Too much food! Medic! Someone call a doctor, I need some assistance!"

Carlisle walked over, unsure if she really needed help. Meanwhile, Bella was opening her presents. "Agh, papercut!"

Jasper suddenly charged, his eyes on Bella's bleeding finger. Edward slammed into him, knocking Bella backwards into glass with his hand. Morgan, who'd been talking to Carlisle, looked up.

"Oh! Yeah, violence! Get em' Edwardo! Go, go, gooo!"

Ceara was whooping and laughing, Amy was reading her book, oblivious to the action.

"Get Jasper outside!" Carlisle yelled, rushing over to help Bella. Morgan raised her hands in the air. "What am I, squash?! I'm in need of medical assistance, too, you know! Who gives a crap if the emo girl dies?!"

Emmett and Rosalie had made it to the door, still wresting Jasper. Emmett wrenched it open. A surprised delivery boy was standing there, hand raised mid-knock

. "My Chinese food!" Ceara cheered, racing over to grab it from the guy. She shoved a quarter in his face and pushed him out of the way so Emmett could get through. Leaning over, she nodded towards Jasper and whispered, "Didn't get his Happy Meal, not good… You might wanna skedattle…"

Forgetting that she still owed him money, the guy ran for it. Morgan started angrily at Ceara, eyeing the food.

Carlisle stared at Ceara. "You ordered Chinese food?"

"Yeah, I'm hungry!"

Edward flipped. "It's called BLOOD!"

"It's called NASTY!"

Suddenly, Morgan dove, snatching Ceara's food out of her hand and racing up the stairs. Ceara screeched and raced after her.

"MINE!"

From upstairs, china was heard breaking. A scream brought silence for a few moments, and then something crashed to the floor, sending its contents flying. More yelling was heard. Carlisle rolled his eyes.

***

Bella and Edward stared at the picture of the Volturi in Carlisle's study, Bella holding her newly fixed arm tenderly. It'd been half an hour since the chaos of the party, and Bella and asked who the Volturi were.

The three leaders were dressed in old Victorian clothing, looking out over a balcony. In the back of the picture, Carlisle was painted. Suddenly, the three young vampires popped up on either side of the couple. Amy froze, watching the picture begin to move.

"What is this, HARRY POTTER?"

"Of course you'd use a book reference!"

Ceara, catching Carlisle look at Aro, gasped, nudging Edward repeatedly in the arm.

"Oh! Oh! Oh! I bet Aro and Carlisle had a thing! Didn't they? Didn't they? Didn't they? That's why Carlisle left! They broke up! Ooooh… poor Carlisle, he has to pretend to love Esme… Too bad Aro's straight now, his mate's name's Sulpicia… See, I've always thought you pronounced it Sul-piss-ea, but it's actually Sul-pi-cea! Maybe he's pretending to like her too, they're always fighting…"

Morgan marched up to Ceara and glared at her, looking her straight in the eye. "Alright, who gave her coffee?!"

Bella glared at Ceara, partially surprised that she would dare talk about Carlisle like that. Edward was caught between extreme rage and confusion. Amy sighed as she read her book. Morgan gulped, seeing the rage side of Edward slowly beginning to win. She read his mind.

Carlisle… never really did talk about Aro that much. And he always avoided my eyes when he did! And what's up with that gay scarf he wears all the time?! Wait… didn't I overhear Esme yelling at him to put the past behind him and forget about Aro? WHAT?!

In his moment of confusion, Morgan grabbed Ceara, who was still staring at the picture, and ran to the open window. "Seeya later, nice party! Happy b-day Bella!" She leapt out the window quickly, followed by Amy, still reading her book.

There was a thud down below. "OW! Why'd you land on me?!"

"'Cause you got us into this, Ceara!"

"…Can I have a coffee?"

"NO!"

"I heard there's some hot wolf boys down the road, anyone wanna check it out?"

Morgan and Ceara turned to look at Amy, their expressions similar to what they'd be if she'd just thrown her book into a fire.

"Uh, yeah! HELL yeah!"

"Ok, then let's go… before Edward finally sorts through Ceara' stupidity and comes after us."

Ceara pouted. "Aw, but I wanted cake!"

"Here!" Reaching behind her, Amy withdrew the cake from the party, handing it to Ceara, who promptly smacked her face into the icing and began to eat. Morgan stared at Amy, weirded out.

"Where'd you pull that from?"

"I have my places."

"Eh-? EW! Not thinking about it!"

Amy slapped Morgan with her book.

"Not like that you idiot!"

"Oh… ok… Well then… To the hotties! Awaayyyy!"

Ceara raised her hand. "Dibs on the hottest!"

"No way! You can have the ugliest!"
"Nu-uh!"
"I'll get you a coffee."

"OK!"

"You're sick! Horrible trade!"

"I'll live!"

"Technically, you're not living, retard."

"READ YOUR BOOK AMY!"

Ok, so, this is basically a little fanfic me and my friends though up while watching New Moon. We were watching the Volturi scene, and I just started thinking of all the stupid stuff we would do if we were there. It eventually escalated to the point where we sat down and wrote it all down (in a corner of the library, hiding behind a stack of books. Great hiding place, right?). So this was just a little something I decided to throw out there, I hope you guys enjoyed it. Send me some feedback, a review or msg or something! Don't leave me in the cold, people! I want to know what you all think, and so do my friends! Anyways… Yay, today was a snowday (=D)! No school for me *throws snow at teacher*! Kay, peace.

~MarXno

Ceara – MarXno doesn't own the Volturi, the Cullens, Bella, and everyone else in the Twilight saga… She does own herself… and her friends own themselves… so… yeah.

Morgan – Ever get that coffee?

Ceara – No! Someone stole it!

Morgan – Ceara? You're a VAMPIRE! How could someone possible steal something from you?!

Amy – HEY GUYS!

Morgan – Amy, why are you shouting?

Amy – I… DON'T…KNOW! BUT I FEEL SO ALIVE! DOES ANYONE WANNA GO SLEDDING?!

*Ceara and Morgan share a "look"*

Together - IT WAS YOU!

Ceara – You're the Coffee Caper!

Morgan – Coffee… Caper- Alright you ruined it.

Amy – Muhahaha! MUHAHAHA! *Runs off*

Ceara – Get BACK here!

Morgan – Wait! You can just have Marcus coffee!

Marcus - *Marches onto stage* I don't think so! I need that to stay active during the day!

Morgan – Whataya mean "active"?! You're a zombie! All you ever do is zone out and… yeah, zone out!

Marcus – That just goes to show how much you know!

Morgan – OMG! So you and Caius ARE having a thing!

Marcus – Wha-? No-!

Morgan – MY EYES! MY EYES! WAAAAH! *Runs off stage holding face and crashes into something; Ceara and Amy run by, Ceara still trying to catch Amy*

Caius – So… she figured it out, didn't she?

Marcus – I'm going to bed *marches off stage*

Caius – You're a vampire, you twit!

Marcus – I SEE NO BOUNDRIES!