Long time no write anything, eh? Well, anyway I got a bout of inspiration on this story on how to go forward. This was never supposed to be a story with a continuous plot so the last chapter was a bit difficult in figuring out how to pervert Sakaki more while moving on from the lesbian rumours. But anyway, I got this idea, so I wrote it. Hope you enjoy.
Twisted 6: Animal Lover
"Hey, Sakaki!"
Fuck you, Tomo!
God! Can my school day start any worse?
The last thing I want to see first when I walk into class is your stupid, hyperactive and obliviously happy face telling me "good morning".
…After all that hell you put me through with your baseless gossips, I'm not going to be your friend in a while.
Of course, she's so dense that she'll probably never get the idea across unless I actually speak it out instead of just glaring at her… no matter how laced with poison my eyes are.
It's been a shitty couple of weeks for me anyway. Not only have I had to stand all those whispers and looks - and even a few egregious gropes from a few forward females - I've also had to stand the humiliation of being thought as some kind of a pervert.
And it's taken me ages to try and convince everybody else that I'm not in fact a lesbian…
…Or who am I kidding? I haven't done anything to try to convince anybody. Except from looking uncomfortable and constipated.
Yeah, I probably really should try to think about ways of becoming more open so that I could dispel such rumours in the bud. Just I don't know how to really do that without suddenly feeling at a complete loss for words and then just making me look stupid or even more guilty.
Yeah, I really have to be thankful to at least my other friends… those besides Tomo that is.
Of course not being oblivious to the rumours themselves, they've also been a huge support to me. Particularly Kagura and Yomi who, once they finally had gotten around to ask me how things really were, did a large amount of damage control in spreading the word around school that I'm really just as normal as everybody else, and that Tomo's just an ass not worth her salt to be taken seriously.
And thus, little by little, the gossips started to wilt and people got on with their lives. I did seem to notice a few people looking a bit disappointed for some reason - and I'm not sure but Kaorin seemed downright depressed for a few days from her normal happy self, but that was probably just my imagination. Maybe Kimura had picked on her again.
But anyway, if Tomo thinks that I'm just going to forgive and forget this easy, she has another thing coming.
Oh yes. I'll probably forgive her one day, but that day has yet to come.
But at least now things are looking up better. Even if school is as boring as it ever was, at least it's getting comfortable again, and I can just relax looking out the window as I always did before this whole mess started.
Not only that, but Kagura has shaved her legs as well so they're really smooth now. Mmm… That's certainly a nice perk.
Other than this and my anger toward Tomo, the school day ambled on rather uneventfully save for Osaka dropping her udon on her lap during lunch, causing her a few mild burns. And just as every other day, once the final bell rang I immediately left for home.
"Oi, Sakaki! Wait up!"
Oh… Kagura. I gave her an inquisitive look.
"Wanna walk home the same time?"
Well, I suppose that'd be okay. After all, apart from her usual boring ramblings about sports and other related mumbo jumbo, she was a rather nice companion to walk with. And with her legs looking so fine now, and her large breasts jumping in time with her breathing in a strangely hypnotic way, why not? At least she's a true friend. I give her a nod, "Mmm."
"Cool!"
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Having walked for around fifteen minutes now, and with Kagura jabbering on about wanting to become someone equal of some guy named Hironoshin… Furu---… something about a flying fish or whatever… I didn't really pay attention - the walk went on as normal as it could.
"…and the training with Kurosawa-sensei has really helped me learn some great techniques. I still have ways to go, but I'm really wanting to break out once I get out of school. Hmm… maybe I should also consider a breast reduction in the future. I mean, if I wanna break it into the big leagues, I want to get the best performance out of my body, and a little less pointless weight will always go a long way. Not to mention I'mada yadda ya ya yadda bla blar blahgleaghlalaa mlaaah…"
Kagura sure talks a lot.
"…Blah Bleh Bleach bob bop maah yadda yadda…"
I wonder does she herself even realise that I barely understand at all what she's even talking about…
"…And then blah blah blah swimming bleh bleh bleh track team yadda yadda MEOOOOW…"
HALT!
Wait! What was that last one? Sounded like a kitty…
But that wasn't Kagura, was it? Sounded more like… it came from that alley.
"Meoooow!"
A… a cat.
Must… resist… oh, shove it.
Walking into the alley, I am proven correct. There indeed is a cat there. A wondrous and majestic animal. The cat is a truly handsome, light brown haired cutie. Oh, maybe this one will let me pet him…
Come. Come on. Let me touch you…
Oh, how handsome a cat. Ah… and he's approaching me!
Maybe… maybe this is it. Maybe it finally happens…
"Yes… there's nothing to be afraid of."
Putting out my hand…
"GWAH!"
The cat suddenly jumps on me and sinks his claws into my abdomen.
Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow… I can't believe it but this actually hurts more than getting bitten on the fingers!
Oh, at least the cat is close to me, but… "AHHHH!" still…
Must… accept… the… pain! I can't let this opportunity go!
But… but still… "OOOH!"
Oh crap! I… I can't believe I'm thinking this, but I… I have to get the cat off of me! This hurts too much!
"Okay, come along, kitty. Time to get off-of-of-offf… oww…"
This is not fun…
"WAH AH AH AHHHH… OOH!"
Oh, no problem… Come along, let… let go…
"No! No, not the skirt… AHHH!!!"
Oh, bugger. Now he pulled my skirt down to my knees…
"HISSSSS!!!"
Don't you hiss at me young… cat.
"Oi, Sakaki? Sakaki? Where'd you go…?"
Oh… And there's Kagura's voice! She must have noticed that I left her side.
"Sakaki? You here? Sa…"
And there she is, rounding the corner and stopping in mid-sentence with eyes widening in shock… oh, I have a bad feeling about this…
Time seemingly stops for a few fleeting seconds before resuming with…
"Sa… Sakaki? Wha - - - what are you… doing?"
Of course at that moment the cat decides to let go of my shirt and, letting out a long screech, runs off down the alley, leaving me behind with my skirt halfway down my legs.
"Ah…"
"S-Sa-Sakaki…? What… just happened?"
"Oh, no, wait Kagura. It's nothing! He…he just wanted to play a little…"
"Oh… o-okay… Umm… You… you know what? I… I actually just remembered that I… umm… that I had somewhere I needed… to be right now… and… and I guess I'm already a little late, so… uhhh… I'll… I'll see you tomorrow at school… I guess… so… so bye!"
And then she takes off with all her athletic ability.
"Kagura! Kagura, wait!"
But no. By the time I get my skirt pulled back up and reach the corner of the alley, Kagura's no longer anywhere in sight. Guess she really did push every ounce of strength out of those wonderfully toned legs.
Oh, God… Please, don't let this be misunderstood!
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NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL
"…she was totally doing a number on that cat, Tomo. It was so freaky… her skirt was like down to her legs and she was grunting too… I could hardly believe what I was seeing, but… maybe you were right all along about her…"
"Told ya so."
Of course! Why did I even dare to entertain hope?
Anachronistic nyoro~n.
Sakaki, the cat rapist. She just can't catch a break can she? Or at least not in this story… since then there'd be no story. Also, I guess I should clarify for those to whom it may be unclear still, but inner Sakaki is very different to outer Sakaki. You just don't get to see that potty mouthed semi-pervert that she really is under her quiet tranquillity, coolness and animal softiness. Hope this continues being amusing anyway. Feel free to send a note if you want to.