So, new chapter!
Max II: Yay.
Me: Fail. Your supposed to say it like YAAAAAAY!
Max II: Yaaaaaay.
Me: Your enthusiam is mind-blowing.
Max II: Your sarcasm is slightly offending.
Me: Touche.
Max II: What does that mean?
Me: What does what mean?
Max II: Touche. It's such a stupid word but people use it all the time.
Me: I don't know. It's French or something for 'good comeback' I guess.
Max II: Well, it's stupid.
Me: It doesn't count when you say it because you think everthing's stupid.
Max II: I don't think everything's stupid.
Me: Well, according to you, the assignment I did for Lit. class, stupid. My cooking, stupid. My brother and sister, stupid. That total-win sign at the end of my street that says "I see dead kids on my lawn", stupid. Maximum Ride and her flock, stupid.
Max II: I never said that sign was stupid. I think that sign is awesome. And Max is stupid.
Me: No, she isn't. I suppose you think Fang isn't hot, too?
Max II: I've seen him in real life. Yeah, not that much to say. OW! You just slapped me!
Me: And you deserved it! How dare you say Fang isn't hot!
Max II: This is ridiculous. I'm one of the only people to have actually seen him in real life, and most of you just imagine him based on a couple descriptive lines written by a middle-aged man.
Me: And your point?
Max II: People are pathetic.
Me: Be honest, when you first saw him you didn't immediately think, 'Hot damn, I'd like a piece of that'?
Max II: No.
Me: Really? That's what I would think.
Max II: Well your mental.
Me: I'm eccentric. There's a difference.
Max II: No. There is a fine line between eccentric and mental. Your an overly-eccentric mental person.
Me: We're going to drop this topic now.
Max II: If you say so. But really, is Fang really that hot?
Me: Yes. And so is Iggy. But you wouldn't know that because you're a lesbian.
Max II: What?! I am not a lesbian!
Me: Well that is the only way to explain how you are not attracted to Fang or Iggy.
Max II: We didn't say anything about Iggy!
Me: Wait, so do you think Iggy is hot?
Max II: Well, I mean, he's okay. . . I guess.
Me: Your blushing! You think Iggy's hot! So your not a homosexual!
Max II: Shut up.
Me: Oooooh, do you have a crush on him?
Max II: *mutters something*
Me: What was that? Did I hear you profess your love for a certain blind mutant?
Max II: No, I told you to burn in Hell.
Me: You only want me to burn in Hell so you can be alone with Iggy.
Max II: Okay, we're gonna stop with this topic now.
Me: Hell we are! I love this topic!
Max II: Can I go to the bathroom?
Me: When we're on the topic of Iggy? Who knows what you'll be doing in there!
Max II: Your discusting. I'm gonna go piss.
Me: No, your not! Get back here. I need to know, was it love at first sight or were his bomb skills the first thing to turn you on?
Max II: Would you quit it!
Me: Nope. Now answer the question.
Max II: Screw you.
Me: Are you aware that there is a hint of an Iggy-Ella relationship in book 3? Oh, now your mad.
Max II: I HAVE TO PEE!
Me: You have to lock yourself in the bathroom and stare at your picture of Iggy that you sketched because you never wanted to forget his face.
Max II: Let me go piss.
Me: Maybe you'll passionately make-out with your picture and tell the inatimate object how much you love it like Max loves her emo-angel.
Max II: I will squat right here and pee on your floor like the 2% animal I am. Don't think I won't.
Me: Did you get his eyes just the right color, with the perfect amount of haziness? Is he laughing, frowning, talking, or smiling in the picture?
Max II: Do you have any tissues in here? I could substitute them for toilet paper.
Me: Does Randal know you love another man?!?!?!?!?!?! He'll be heartbroken!!!!!
Max II: I could pee on your couch. Little more cushion than the floor and toilet.
Me: Are you going to break it to him, or do you want me to? I'm his best friend after all. Maybe he'd better hear it from me.
Max II: Maybe I should pee on Randal's couch.
Me: Your going to pee on his couch after breaking his heart! How could you!?
Max II: I seriously need to use the bathroom. I wasn't kidding.
Me: Okay, I'll unlock the ball and chain from your ankle, but I'll be waiting outside the door and you better not try to run.
Max II: Whatever.
Max II: That was short.
Me: And informative! Max II and Iggy, flying through the trees, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!!!!!!!
Max II: I hate you so much. And excuse her pervertedness.
Me: I have an unusually dirty mind. It's a curse.
Max II: Yes, she really does.
Me: Bye! REVIEW!!!!!!!