Club Life. Chapter 2
Disclaimer: I don't own bleach or any of its characters. (Wish I did)
Ok so this chapter was inspired to me by 'Chippendales' and 'Britain's got talent DC cowboys'. I hope you all like it. I couldn't stop laughing when I first thought of this, LOL :3 hope some of you find it as funny as I did.
Previously
"So, how did you come up with this plan?" Renji asked.
"I called in a favour from a friend and they hooked us up with a couple jobs." Rukia said happy with herself.
"When do we leave?" Ichigo asked.
"Today!"
WHAT!!
Now:
After they got over the shock, they all agreed to the deal Rukia had given them. Except it really wasn't much of a deal. It was more of an order. Packing didn't take them as long as they thought either. Rukia packed all their dishes, while the Twins packed the clothes and knick-knacks, which left Renji to move the furniture into the moving van. By the time they were done it was about 2:30 in the afternoon. Soon Rukia had them all hustled into the truck cabin and where on their way to Karakura by 3:00. When they arrived it was 5:00 and they were hungry but Rukia said they could eat after they were settled.
Amazingly it didn't take them that long to find a place but they didn't have time to unpack everything. So all they did was unpack the clothes before they rushed down to the club where their interview was.
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I was personally going to kill that midget. How dare she make Shiro, Renji and I run? We had a job interview, I didn't know why we couldn't just take the moving truck. Gasping for breath I placed my hands on my knees, when I finally had oxygen back in my lungs I stood up looking at the building in front of us.
All I could think was wow. It looked like a proper, respected club. It looked clean too which was a bonus. We didn't get much of a chance to look and admire the place before Rukia was manhandling us inside.
"Ouch!" we shouted.
"Oh shut up you big babies." Rukia said.
"Ah, Kuchiki-chan~! I'm glad you could make it.`` Our heads snapped up at the voice. The owner of the voice was a man with blond hair and the most hideous green-stripped hat and Hiyori I had ever seen. He even had a pair of clogs on his feet.
``Ùrahara-san.`` Rukia said respectfully.`` Thank you for letting us try out here.`` She said bowing.
Suddenly she grabbed our heads and forced us to bow. The bitch.
``Well, these must be the boys Rangiku was talking about. She wasn`t lying, they are quite good looking. But the question is whether they can dance. So, go change, chose a song and wow me. Of course some other employees are going to be watching I hope you don`t mind.`` He said walking away to sit down at a table.
Rukia pushed us towards the change rooms. Before asking us what song. Once she had it she left to let us get dressed. Our costumes where matching cowboy jeans with cow print on the back. Their shirts where farmer patterned red vest button up shirts. Once they pulled their clothes on they waited for the lights to dim before walking out on stage.
Renji was four feet in front of the stage while Shiro and Ichigo flanked him. They saw several people in the audience. Shiro and Ichigo smiled while Renji parted his legs shoulder width apart and placed his weight on the back of his heels. Shiro and Ichigo mimicked him, signalling Rukia to start the music.
(beginning instrumental) song `save a Horse ride a Cowboy.
Well, I walk into the room
Passing out hundred dollar bills
And it kills and it thrills like the horns on my Silverado grill
And I buy the bar a double round of crown
And everybody's getting down
An' this town ain't never gonna be the same.
Renji, Shiro and Ichigo started to dance, shifting their weight to each foot pooping their hips in time to the beat. They turned to their left facing the left side of the stage before grabbing the hats on their heads, lifting them up and swinging them in the air as they swirled their hips.
Cause I saddle up my horse
and I ride into the city
I make a lot of noise
Cause the girls
They are so pretty
Riding up and down Broadway
on my old stud Leroy
And the girls say
Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
Everybody says
Save a horse, Ride a cowboy
Placing their hands on their asses, they swirled their hips. Turning back towards the crowd they grabbed their belts they moved their weight on each foot twice in time to the beat before switching feet.
Well I don't give a dang about nothing
I'm singing and Bling- Blanging
While the girls are drinking
Long necks down!
And I wouldn't trade ol' Leroy
or my Chevrolet for your Escalade
Or your freak parade
I'm the only John Wayne left in this town
they kicked each leg up while pulling the opposite arm down. Turning sideways they placed their hands above their heads grinding into thin air. Switching sides they stroked down their bodies.
And I saddle up my horse
and I ride into the city
I make a lot of noise
Cause the girls
They are so pretty
Riding up and down Broadway
on my old stud Leroy
And the girls say
Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
Everybody says
Save a horse, Ride a cowboy
Shiro and Ichigo sandwiched Renji between them as they grinded their bodies, popped their hips, and dry humped him. Suddenly there was cheering which only spurred them on. Shiro and Ichigo placed their hands underneath Renji`s shirt slowly tugging it up, keeping their hips moving all the while.
[Spoken:]
I'm a thourough-bred
that's what she said
in the back of my truck bed
As I was gettin' buzzed on suds
Out on some back country road.
We where flying high
Fining, whine, having ourselves a big and rich time
And I was going, just about as far as she'd let me go.
But her evaluation
of my cowboy reputation
Had me begging for salvation
all night long
So I took her out giggin frogs
Introduced her to my old bird dog
And sang her every Wilie Nelson song I could think of
Shiro and Ichigo separated from Renji only to pull off their own shirts and hats. Placing their hats back on their heads they lowered their self's to the ground swivelling their hips in time with the music. Renji then took off his own shirt. Together they shock their hips in time with the beat knowing how hot they looked.
And we made love
And I saddled up my horse
and I ride into the city
I make a lot of noise
Cause the girls
They are so pretty
Riding up and down Broadway
on my old stud Leroy
And the girls say
Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
Everybody says
Save a horse, Ride a cowboy
Turning their backs from the crowed they lowered themselves to the ground with their asses four inches from the ground.Then they shock their asses screams in responce. They rocked their hips as the stood up finally rocking from one side to the other as the song ended.
What? What?
Save A Horse Ride A Cowboy
Everybody says
Save a Horse Ride a cowboy.
They didn`t ask to even know they where hired. It was impossible to not hire talent like them Ichigo thought. Sure enough, when the lights went back to normally they saw many people out of breath and supporting bloody noses. And they didn`t even get naked.
```Your all hired. You start tomorrow night.`` said Hat and clogs, with a clean necks under his nose.
Ichigo caught Rukia`s eye. She looked both pleased and horny. Good cause they were too. Looks like they`d have to unpack quickly in order to really celebrate. Besides they were all friends. Friends with benefits that is.
LOL I hoped you all liked that there will be sex in the next chapter and it will be an orgy so brace yourself.
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