Chapter 1
Epov
"You sure about this Edward, I mean it's not like you have to. The movie is going to be great anyway." Emmet tried to talk me out of doing my experiment for about the millionth time.
"Emmet, for the last time I'm doing this because I want to make this movie perfect. I need to research on this topic. I can't just learn to be a hobo through a script. I need to experience it firsthand so I can make it look real on the screen. So just please let me do what I need to do. Okay?" I tried to reason with I'm for what felt like to many times.
"Okay fine. But if someone messes with you or steals you paper bag, promise you'll call me so I can beat the hell out of them for you." He said with a smirk. I rolled my eyes but nodded my head since there was no point in arguing with Emmet when he goes Muscle Man on anyone. "Well little bro, this is it. I just want to say something. Edward, if you don't survive this can I please have your car?" I smacked him in the back of his head.
"No Emmet. Don't you dare touch my Jennie when I'm gone, or I swear I'm going to make you regret it. Got it Cullen?" I said in a menacing voice and had the pleasure of seeing his eyes go wide.
"Jennie?" he asked with his eyebrows rising. I could tell he was trying to hide a smirk, so I went in a different direction.
"Yes Emmy bear, you have a problem with that." I squeezed his cheeks together and started talking to him in a baby voice. He narrowed his eyes and I could hold back the laughter anymore. I fell on the ground clutching my sides, trying to calm down and breath. I knew Emmet hated that nick name, since the person who gave it to her was a complete and utter bimbo.
Flashback………
They had just gone to the date when 20 minutes later I found Emmet outside my door begging me to hide him. I guess I shouldn't have been surprised since when the light hit his face I could make out the faint red lipstick marks. I asked Emmet to tell me what happened but he was so freaked out he just ran up to the guest bedroom and tried to hide under his bed. It was a pretty funny sight. Huge Emmet trying to hide under a bed, I think I'm going to pee in my pants. Just then I hear a knock on the door, I was about to go answer it when Emmet yelled "NO!" I turned and gave him WTF look.
"Ohh Emmy bear!! Where are you? Come one lets play something else. Like, this is like getting annoying. OMG! I broke a nail. Emmy bear can you like come out and like kiss it for me?" Lauren said once she was in my foyer. She also had me in hysterics since she started talking." Like what are you laughing at? Like really it's like so unattractive, and it's just like plain stupid. Go, like I'm so glad that I'm like smart." after that I couldn't breathe for 15minutes. Lauren huffed angrily and just left.
End flashback
So here I am one of the most important actors in the history of Hollywood, on my biggest role yet. You see I have a huge movie coming up and I have to play the role of a hobo, so for my research I am actually going to pretend to be a hobo. For one month I am going to be out in the streets, living by myself, without anything except my phone and he clothes on my back.
Wish me luck.