Nxh592: hello again. Today I have two guests, the lovely lady Genin, Sakura Haruno, and Ino Yamanaka
Sakura: Hey!
Ino: Hello.
Nxh592: so what do you two think of The Yondaime being back?
Sakura: W…Wait he's back?
Ino: that's impossible!
Nxh592: oops… uhh… you didn't here that from me. Another question. What do you two think about Hinata-chan and Naruto getting together?
Ino: I think Sakura and me will agree on this one…
Both: it's about freakin' time!!!
Nxh592: I knew you'd agree! What would you say if 'and this is me talking if', the fourth Hokage was Naruto's father?
Sakura: I believe it. I've seen a photo of the fourth Hokage, and he almost looks exactly like Naruto.
Ino: they both have spiky yellow hair; they both have the same stupid smile.
Sakura: they both have blue eyes, and from what I heard from Kakashi-sensei, they were both stupid as hell.
Nxh592: wow you two know how to lay it down!
Ino: hey, I've got a question for you.
Nxh592: you do?
Sakura: yeah, why did it take you this long to update? I mean the story has been out of whack for a couple of months.
Ino: yeah
Nxh592: Well, it's quite simple really, You see I am lazy.
Sakura: That's not something you want to admit.
Nxh592: So, Another question, would you two go on a date with Naruto?
Sakura: three words 'No Effing way.'
Ino: I'd rather gag!
Nxh592: what about Shikamaru?
Sakura: he's too boring
Ino: I've been on a date with him, he was pretty active.
(Both look at Ino)
Ino: …what?
Nxh592: uhh… change of subject, what would you two do if Sasuke asked you two out (covers ears for impact)
Both: WHEEE!! SASUKE!!! SAY YES!!! SAY YES!!!! ASK HIM TO BE MY BOYFRIEND!! ASK HIM TO MARRY ME!!!
Nxh592: These earmuffs don't work, curse you Wal-Mart!!! While I settle these two down read my story… "Look there's Sasuke! Over there!"
Sakura: (gasp) where?
Ino: there he is I'm gonna get him first forehead girl.
Sakura: like hell Ino-pig!
Sasuke: curse you Nxh592!!!
Nxh592: boo hahahahahahah!!! I'm evil! Read the story!
Disclaimer: I do not own any Naruto characters, villains, or smelly poop jokes. I also do not own Wal-Mart.
'Thinking or flashback'
"Demon or boss toad talking."
"This is just great Arashi, she's out cold!" Naruto exclaimed as he put Hinata on his back.
"Well how was I supposed to know she was supposed to know she'd faint?" Arashi argued
"Well, what do we do now?" Naruto asked
"We can't take her to the Hyuga Mansion." Arashi told Naruto.
"Huh why not?" Naruto asked
"Well for one thing Hiashi hates my guts. The last time I went to the Hyuga Mansion, I Kinda got Hiashi in a shitload of trouble." Arashi said "Ahh, good times."
"Wow, so that's a no," Naruto said thinking what to do with Hinata.
Arashi said while smiling, "Why don't you take her to your house until she wakes up?" he suggested.
"Huh? B-but my apartment is small and it's dirty. I can't take her there." Naruto exclaimed
"Your a man right? Well either clean your apartment, or leave her in the gutters, your choice." Arashi told Naruto.
Naruto looked back at Hinata and remembered what she said. 'No, father he's no demon, he's my friend, and I won't let you hurt my Naruto-kun!' Naruto didn't waste any time.
"Alright I'll take her there." Naruto said while smiling
Arashi smiled back "Good, now don't drop her." Arashi said as they started walking to Naruto's apartment. Naruto's apartment wasn't far from the Ramen bar. 'Big surprise!'
And it didn't take long for Arashi, Naruto, and the unconscious Hinata to get there.
They were at Naruto's door Arashi looked down at Naruto. "Well Naruto, when she wakes up tell her I already called her father and told him she was in good hands. I'll come back later to check up. And you two better not be naked in bed"
"SHUT UP!!!" Naruto yelled
Arashi laughed, "You will take care of her right?" Naruto nodded his head, as he understood. Arashi then disappeared in a yellow flash.
Naruto opened his door to his very dirty apartment building. The only thing that was clean was a photo that had him, Sasuke, Sakura, and their sensei, Kakashi, and his futon. He laid Hinata on his bed and went to work. He started picking up instant ramen cups from his floor and near his trashcan, started to pick up the smut that Kakashi and Jiraiya gave him, and started vacuuming the floor that was riddled with old ramen noodles, shish kabob sticks, and old notes, and started to organize his scrolls by style. Before he knew it, it was already 6:30. He looked at his now clean room and started to make ramen and cooked some meat.
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Hinata was half awake, half asleep smell of seasoned grilled meat, and the sound of bubbling water and frying vegetables filled the air. "Hey Hinata, you awake now? If you are, dinner will be ready in just a little bit" a voice said.
'Mmm.. That smells good. Is that father who's talking? No, father doesn't come in my room' Hinata thought. Then it hit her, she couldn't smell cooking food because the kitchen was on the other side of the mansion. 'This… this isn't my bed. where am I?' she thought as she started to get up. She noticed right away that she was not in the Hyuga Mansion. She tried to figure out where she was. She looked around to see any sign of where, in the corner was a small picture of team 7. " I couldn't be...? Am I in Naruto-kun's room?" she said as she figured it out.
Naruto came out of the other room, he looked like he just washed up he looked up and smiled. "Morning... er I should say afternoon sleepin' beauty!" Naruto said as he saw Hinata was alright.
"Uh... Naruto-kun? Wh...What's going on? Where am I" Hinata said frantically
"Easy Hinata-chan, You fainted and I brought you here." he tried to explain, "What'd you expect? I was goin' to leave you in the gutter?"
"Oh no! My father" she said worrying of what her father
"Hinata, it's alright! Arashi already called your father and told him you were in good hands," Naruto said trying to calm her down.
"Oh… I see" Hinata said understanding
"See, nothing to worry about!" Naruto said smiling
Hinata was calm now to see what happened "I...I'm sorry Naruto-kun, I... I didn't mean to be such a burden." she apologized
"Why're you apologizin? I'm the one who should be apologizin', I'm the one that made you faint, it's my fault." Naruto said
"Oh... it's alright" Hinata said while playing with her finger's
"Here sit down, I'll make your bowl" Naruto said. Hinata obeyed and sat down on a pillow that was set around a table with a water heater in the middle, some mild flavored soy sauce, as well as some chopsticks.
Naruto was in his kitchen made two bowls, one with ramen, beef strips, and vegetables, and another with rice, and some more beef strips on top. "Here, hope you like it" Naruto said putting the two bowls in front of her. She waited for Naruto to get his bowls.
Naruto came back with two similar bowls as to the one's he gave Hinata. They both said "itadakimasu" they both started eating.
"Hey Hinata, did ya catch how I punched Neji in the jaw when I was fighting him?" Naruto asked Hinata trying to break the silence
Hinata couldn't recall what happened at Naruto's match "umm… I don't remember. I remember coughing up blood but I don't remember seeing the end of your match"
"Really? You didn't, you should have seen it Hinata-chan, I punched Neji in the jaw showin him that there's no such thing as destiny." Naruto told her to start a conversation
"Oh really?" Hinata asked
"Yeah I told you I never go back on my word. I told you I'd beat him, and I did." Naruto said. "Listen Hinata, I never actually told you that I'm sorry for making you faint." He said looking down at his food.
"It's… alright Naruto-kun, it… it wasn't your fault." Hinata said trying to comfort him.
"No, it's not. I still feel guilty, how bout I take you somewhere to make up for it?" He said trying to compromise
'Wait, is he asking me if...' Hinata thought
"Naruto-kun? Are you… asking me… out on a… date?" she said stuttering at an alarming rate blushing wildly.
"Well yeah I guess you can call it that." Naruto said smiling
Hinata looked at him blankly, twiddling her fingers at mach speed, now blushing a dark blood red...really dark red.
"Huh? Hinata?" Naruto said as he looked at her, after he said that, she fainted "huh? Hinata, Hinata!!!" Naruto said worrying about her.
In the outskirts of town were two men in black cloaks with bamboo hats, one looked like a shark, he had a wave village headband crossed out, and the other had bloody murder in his eyes, and had a leaf village headband scratched out, looked over at the village that was under construction.
"Heheh look Itachi there it is." The taller one said
"Yes Kisame, this is the hidden leaf village." The shorter one said
"It's too bad the deserter, didn't finish his job it would have been easier to find the Kyuubi." Kisame said
"Hmm..." Itachi said as he looked at his old village. "I sense someone, someone powerful," he said
"Huh, is he so powerful?" Kisame asked
Itachi tried to figure out who it was once he did he was scared for the first time in a long time "Don't underestimate this one Kisame, he is just as strong as the leader" Itachi said shaking
"What? No one is as powerful as the leader. Who is it?" Kisame asked scared
"It's, Arashi Uzumaki." Itachi said
"What? Impossible, He died twelve years ago" Kisame said
"Kisame, it's him, no doubt." Itachi said
"What do we do?" Kisame asked
"We retreat for now, in one month, is when we will strike" Itachi said
As he said that, they both disappeared.
Hinata woke up the next morning in Naruto's bed; Naruto was on the floor sleeping in a little sleeping bag. Hinata stepped over him trying not to wake him. She went to the kitchen and was making something. When she was done she placed a bowl and a note on the table. After that, she walked out.
When Naruto woke up, he went directly to the bed to see how Hinata was doing, "okay rise and shine Hina…" the first thing he noticed was she was gone. He searched every room but she was nowhere to be found. He looked at the table to see a bowl of ramen and a card was waiting for him. He read the note, it said …
'Dear Naruto-kun,
I'm sorry for running out without saying goodbye, thank you for being there when no one else was. And thank you for a fun time. Remember our date on Saturday at 5:30.
Love,
Hinata Hyuga'
Naruto smiled " so Saturday at 5:30, huh? Guess I better not be late" he looked at the back of the card, 'P.S, I hope you like my ramen as much as I liked yours.' Naruto never got a note like this one so he did the first thing that came to mind "thank you Hinata. Itadakimasu!" He said as he started eating the food that Hinata made for him.
Later, Naruto Started to get ready for the day putting on his signature orange jacket on, as well as his headband. Around the time he finished, he heard a knock at the door. He opened it up and Arashi was waiting
"There you are Naruto." Arashi said happy to see him "You ready?"
Naruto was confused on what he meant, " What do ya mean Arashi?"
"You already forgot? One night with a girl, and you forget everything don't you?" Arashi said jokingly
"What? What did I forget?" Naruto said wanting an answer
"The technique, that was part of the deal right?" Arashi said trying to give him a hint.
"Oh yeah you were going to show me a technique that only you, the Ero-Senin and old man Hokage know" Naruto said remembering the deal that he paid and he get a new technique.
"You ready? Then lets go to Hokage Mountain." He said while starting to walk. Naruto was right behind him with his backpack
"so, what's this new technique?" Naruto asked
Arashi chuckled "it's called the Rasengan, or spiraling sphere. I'm the one who created it after the Chidori."
"Wow, so it's like the Chidori?" Naruto asked excitedly
"Well, some call it a more powerful version of it, you won't be learning any new handsigns, but you will have to learn a couple of things" he said with a serious face
"What kind of things?" Naruto asked thinking that he was in trouble
"First… you must learn to climb trees without using your hands and that takes dedication and tough brutal…" Arashi said trying to look as evil as he could
"I've already mastered climbing tree's without my hands by training with Kakashi-sensei" Naruto said
"WHAT!!??? Well no trouble, because that's not the worst of it, you also have to walk on water, you have to be a natural Jesus, you must defy all laws of gravity and stand on top of…" he said more evil than the last time
"I've already mastered that with Ero-senin." Naruto said stating the obvious once again
"Oh come on! You already got the hard part out of the way? This isn't going to be fun" Arashi said pouting
"Heheheheh guess I know it all." Naruto said feeling superior.
"Not so fast, do you know the Flying Thunder God Technique, or as I like to call it, the Yellow Flash Jutsu?" Arashi said with a great smile on his face.
"… Okay, I don't know everything." Naruto said with his head down.
"Well I'll teach you that as well. Look we're here." Arashi said as they came upon the peak of the mountain. When they got to the top, there was someone in the bushes with a telescope, looking down at a group of girls
"Heheh, this is some great research, yeah that's right, naughty, naughty" the man said
"Hey, Ero-senin!!" Naruto yelled out to get his attention.
"So that's who called me out… Okay Naruto, what do you want" Jiraiya said knowing he's been caught. He turned around to see not one, but two spiky yellow hairdos.
"Well actually Chikan-Senin, I'm the one who called you out." Arashi said smiling
"Arashi, my old student. I knew you wouldn't stay dead for long. I knew you'd find some way to torture me." Jiraiya said not looking surprised at all.
"Hold on, he was your sensei?" Naruto said surprised
"Yep, and I still think he's the biggest pervert around." Arashi said with a gloomy look "So Ero-Senin, did you bring what I asked?" he asked
"So you call me Ero-Senin too?" Jiraiya sighed, "Yeah, yeah, I brought everything. Are you really gonna teach him that so early?"
"Well he's gonna learn sometime right?" Arashi said with a smirk on his face
"Well? Let's get started, what's the first thing I gotta do?" Naruto said eager to start.
"Well teach it by yourself Arashi, I'm goin somewhere you two can't bother me" Jiraiya said walking off to get a better view.
"Oh well, he never was very reliable, but at least he brought everything we need. Now, Naruto, right now you've got to pop this water balloon." Arashi said holding up a yellow striped red balloon.
"Easy" Naruto said taking the balloon and squishing it until it popped "see"
"No no no! I meant like this!" Arashi said holding another water balloon in one palm. He held it and it started to form revolving spikes. It swished around so much, it popped. Naruto was amazed at this feat.
"Wow! How did you do that?" He asked In awe
"Well, I formed my chakra into the balloon and swirled it up and down, left and right, and side to side. Basically you have to make it in certain spots so it pops" Arashi said trying to explain as hard as he could.
Naruto got the gist of it and started to try again. The ball spiked at an alarming rate, it formed in to the same shape Arashi had when he had it until it popped "Hey look I did it!!! I made the balloon pop!" Naruto yelled in excitement.
"Unbelievable, you got it on your first try" Arashi said astonished "Wow, you really are strong aren't you?"
"Heheh, yeah, so what's next?" Naruto said excitedly
"Well the next thing you have to pop is this." Arashi said pulling out a rubber ball "this one takes more than just swishing water around, now you must use air instead. I don't expect you'll do it on the first try but you'll get it."
Arashi was right, it was harder, Naruto tried but the only thing he could do was a small leak. "While you keep trying, I'm gonna go get something." Arashi said jumping down the tall mountain.
"W…Wait!!! Arashi!! Arashi!!! Come back!" Naruto yelled out as he jumped down. Naruto knew he would be back. So he kept at it, he tried and tried but it wouldn't pop more than a little leak 'what do I do? I did exactly like Arashi did, but the leak doesn't seem to get bigger…"Naruto pondered on what he was doing wrong and what he could do different "Wait! I know, I'll make a whole bunch of holes so that it pops!" Naruto tried it many different ways with his tactic until he found a way.
Two hours later, Arashi came back "Hey Naruto, sit down a squat, I gotta talk to you." He said with two ramen bowls in his hand.
"Hey Arashi! Look what I can do!" Naruto said as he started to dig around the bag for another rubber ball out of the bag. He started to spike it up and it swirled in his hand. He made it pop.
Arashi laughed, "I knew you'd be a fast learner Naruto, come and pull up a Ramen bowl" He said as Naruto took the ramen bowl from Arashi.
They both yelled out "Itadakimasu!" as they both started to eat
"So it took you two hours to get a ramen bowl?" Naruto asked as he had ramen noodles in his mouth
"No, I also saw went to see my old student Kakashi, your sensei right?" Arashi said
"Yeah, he's my sensei!" Naruto said
"He tells me you are somewhat of a idiot." Arashi Chuckled
"Yeah, he says that to me so many times, I really don't care" Naruto said with a smile
Arashi chuckled at this "Listen Naruto… I haven't been 100% truthful with you,"
"What about?" Naruto asked putting down his bowl
"It's about your father, I told you that me and your father were friends." Arashi chuckled "What I'm trying to say Naruto, is… I'm… your father" Arashi said very truthful
"Wait so you are my father?" Naruto asked unbelievably
"Yes, I am. I didn't tell you because I didn't think you'd be ready to handle it." Arashi said, "I'm sorry I didn't tell you sooner"
"That's… that's crazy." Naruto said "Wait…then on that day…"
"That's right, I knew you would be able to handle the Kyuubi because you were my son." Arashi said
"Wow, it all seems believable" Naruto Said
Arashi said smiling at Naruto. Naruto smiled back at his dad.
"Now tomorrow, we start training for the last step of the Rasengan and the Yellow Flash Jutsu." Arashi said getting up.
"Wait, what's tomorrow?" Naruto asked frantically
"Huh? Uhh…Saturday. Why?" Arashi asked
"Oh man! I've got a date with Hinata-chan tomorrow! What do I do?" Naruto asked panicking
"Whoa there, you got a date?" Arashi asked smirking
"Yeah, and I can't train!" Naruto said pacing
"What time do you have your date?" Arashi asked trying to help
"It's tomorrow at 5:30!" Naruto said sitting down
"Well then it's no problem! We will start training at 8:30, we should be done by 3:30, that should give you enough time to get ready, call her and gloat in front of your friends." Arashi said making it sound as complicated as he could.
"You think that will work dad?" Naruto asked getting up.
Arashi looked at Naruto "you just called me dad." He said amazed
"Well yeah since you are my dad, I thought I'd get used to it." He said
Arashi looked like he was crying, "this is the happiest moment in my life. My boy called me papa." He said as he was going toward Naruto to hug him only to be stopped by his shoe.
"Geez, if I knew you were going to get all mushy, I would just call you Arashi." Naruto groaned
Arashi laughed lifting his face from Naruto's shoe "Heheh just kidding. But it will work, the Rasengan is a little hard to master and so is the yellow flash, but I know you will get it right away." Arashi said
"Cool I'm goin home." Naruto said walking away.
"Hold on, wouldn't you rather go to the Uzumaki mansion?" Arashi said smiling
"Huh? Uzumaki mansion?!! Where's that?" Naruto asked excitedly
"It's around the Hokage main office, it's that big building with a sign over the entrance that says 'welcome to where the monkeys roam.'" Arashi said
" uhh… 'Where the monkeys roam?'" Naruto asked questioning the strange welcome
"It wasn't my idea, Hiashi, Hizashi and Fugaku put it in front as a joke so I wanted them to think I thought it was a gift, and kept it" Arashi chuckled at what he did.
"Cool! Let's go!" Naruto said exited to see his new, yet old home.
Nxh592: yay!!! 4th chapter is complete! Today I got into the not so distant future (two weeks later future) and brought the soon to be couple, Naruto Uzumaki and Hinata Hyuga!
Naruto: Hello people!
Hinata: Hello.
Nxh592: so Naruto, now you understand my name?
Naruto: yeah now I under stand
Hinata: so that's why you're named that.
Nxh592: Now guy try not to ruin the story for the people.
Naruto: we'll try if you try
Nxh592: good! So how do you two like the story so far?
Naruto: it's cool that my dad is back. I really like how konoha is now
Hinata: Arashi is really funny
Nxh592: well at least he tries. I've noticed you aren't stuttering anymore Hinata-chan, why is this?
Hinata: oh! That's easy, because I'm comfortable around Naruto-kun now.
Naruto: and that stepping up to your father helped out a lot
Nxh592: Naruto, I said not to let anything out
Naruto: oops sorry.
Nxh592: well no trouble, next question, do you two have wedding plans yet
Hinata: W…What? We just started dating two weeks ago, it's too early to be thinking about that.
Naruto: yeah, I mean, maybe someday, but like Hinata said, it's too early
Nxh592: Heheh I know, I just wanted to make you guys flinch. So the next chapter goes into your guys date, any comments?
Naruto: all I can say is that was an amazing date
Hinata: very romantic
Nxh592: well we will find out more about it next time in 'true loves date, and the jealousy of an Uchiha'
All: Stay tuned!