Chapter VII: The Chunin Exams Resume
Nxh592: hey peoples here's another great chapter!!! I'm gonna keep goin'. Today I have… Inuyasha and Kagome? What the hell?
Kagome: hey we were asked to come.
Inuyasha: yeah so shut your hole!
Nxh592: You know what? Forget it, I already had to deal with Ichigo, and Kon last time, now I have to deal with a dog Demon?
Kagome: Half Dog Demon
Nxh592: thank you Kagome, Half Dog Demon. Oh well, I'm just gonna go with it, have you two seen the story yet?
Kagome: I have, but Inuyasha's being stubborn and won't read it.
Inuyasha: what are you talking about Kagome? I read it.
Kagome: yeah, after I forced you to.
Nxh592: okay! So what do you think so far?
Inuyasha: it's alright, I like the fighting. That sand kid Gaara, is crazy yet cool
Kagome: I like the love story between Naruto and Hinata.
Nxh592: cool, what do you think of the next Chapter?
Inuyasha: well I wanna see the fight between Naruto and Sasuke.
Kagome: yeah, that'll be cool
Nxh592: alright, last question. Who do you think resembles you?
Inuyasha: simple, I can relate to Naruto, cause we both like that Ninja food and were both half demons.
Kagome: No Inuyasha, he has a Demon sealed in him.
Nxh592: what about you Kagome?
Kagome: I think I resemble Sakura the most because we don't give up until we get the job done
Nxh592: cool
(Door opens)
Naruto: hey! Am I late?
(Inuyasha's ears perk)
Inuyasha: dog senses taking over must chase fox!!!
(Inuyasha chases after Naruto)
Naruto: ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!
Kagome: Inuyasha, Sit!
(Inuyasha forcibly falls to the floor)
Nxh592: why must every one of these ends in a fight! Read people, Read!
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, Hinata, Shino, Kiba, Shikamaru, Choji, Lee, Neji, or Tenten except for Ino, she's my bitch!
Separate Disclaimer: I don't own Ino either, she is not my bitch.
(Thinking or flashback)
(Demon or Inner Sakura)
1 week ago…
Itachi and Kisame stand around 8 shadows. They bowed their heads in appreciation to the one in the middle. "Itachi, Kisame, welcome back."
"Sir, our mission was a failure." Itachi said "It seems there is an old foe in Konoha"
"What do you mean old foe Itachi? You shoulda handled it un." One of the shadows said
"It's someone I couldn't handle Deidara" Itachi said annoyed
"Why not Itachi? I agree with my partner, you should have handled it nonetheless," The shadow next to Deidara said.
"Who was it Itachi? Was it that Fool Kakashi?" The one in the middle said
"No leader it was not Kakashi…" Itachi said with loss of words "...It was the Fourth Hokage, Arashi Uzumaki." Itachi said lifting his head
His eyes widened "that's… impossible. He killed himself with the death god seal." He said
"It seems that the deserter used the resurrection jutsu." Kisame said with his head still bowed
"So the deserter has taken his own actions un?" Deidara said, "What do you think we should do leader?"
"It seems that he is going to be a problem here." he said to his followers, "we must take action."
"What do you think we should do?" Kisame asked
"The Chunin exams are about to conclude, what we will do is a full on assault." he said sternly
"A full on assault? You mean all of us?" Kisame asked
"Yes, all ten of us will take the Jinchiruki from the hidden leaf village. Itachi and Kisame, you will be on the North end, Sasori, Deidara, you will take the skies. Kakuzu, Hidan, you will take the West end. Zetsu, Tobi, you will take the East side." He said sternly
"A…Aras…Arashi…?" the female beside him said trying to remember something, She seemed a little out of it.
"You will come with me." He said as a smile spread across his face "One week from today, you will be at your locations at 4:30. Dismissed!" all shadows disappeared.
1 day before Chunin exams…
It was one day until the Chunin exams, and everyone was sleeping in Konoha except three shadows that just arrived.
"So you think you can handle it Tsunade?" Jiraiya asked the blond next to him.
"No problem, I bet everyone's gonna be surprised at the Chunin exams huh?" Tsunade said as Shizune came up behind her.
"Don't worry about it Master Jiraiya, she'll be fine." Shizune said smiling
"Well we have to get one person ready for tomorrow, he knew what the circumstances were and he agreed to go through the operation already." Jiraiya said looking at the Hospital. "That kid will be happy that he's goin to compete after all"
"Well you made him wait till the last minute with your answer, of course he's gonna be ecstatic." Tsunade said
Jiraiya started chuckling "I still can't believe you agreed to come back, all I had to do is drop the name Arashi on you and you come rushing back."
"Well I figure, if he's able to come back from the dead, he'll be able to teach me how." Tsunade said
" I know exactly what Arashi will say, 'it's too dangerous for you to bring people back to life. I won't teach you, you old bat!'" Jiraiya said imitating Arashi
"Well I still have to ask him, you know what they meant to me." Tsunade said looking down at her necklace that her Grandfather, the first Hokage gave to her.
"RING!!! RING!!! RING!!!" Naruto's Alarm went off to wake him up
"Mmm… five more minutes…" he said as he turned it off and put his doggy pajama's hat over his face.
His door slid open "HEY YOU LAZY BUM!!! WAKE UP!!!!!!" Arashi yelled as Naruto shot up
"Huh? What happened… what?" Naruto said confused
"Oh good your awake Naruto, you have to get ready." Arashi said cheerfully "you know what today is right?"
A smile widened over Naruto's face. "Yeah, I know." Naruto said putting on his Shirt and his Jacket. "It's the rest of the Chunin exams"
Naruto got ready and went outside Hinata was waiting for him "Hi Naruto-Chan, ready?" she asked
"Sure am Hinata-Chan" Naruto said smiling
AN: Couples usually call each other Chan to show that they are a couple.
" You go on with your Girlfriend Naruto, I have to do something for the old man" Arashi said as he used the yellow flash to disappear to the Hokage office.
Naruto took his father's advice and went with Hinata to the Arena.
"So, who's your first opponent Naruto-Chan?" Hinata Asked as they approached the arena.
"I'm Fighting Shikamaru first, then I'll beat Sasuke at the end" Naruto Said ecstatically as they entered the empty arena. "This place is gonna be packed for that fight."
Hinata just laughed. At the corner of her eye she saw two people sitting down. "Naruto-Chan, look over there." She said as Naruto Swung his head around to see what she was talking about.
Sasuke and Sakura were waiting there holding hands. "Well all I can say is it's about time you two," Sasuke said smirking at Naruto and Hinata.
Naruto smiled back, " I can say the same for you two, all Sakura talks about is you Sasuke." He said while he and Hinata sat down next to them, talking about the events to come.
"So what do you guys think the surprises are?" Hinata asked
"I don't know, maybe were not in the Chunin exams and were really in the jonin exams!" Naruto said
Sakura hit him over the head "that's Stupid, Baka!"
"Has your Dad let anything slip on what they were?" Sasuke asked
"No, I've been trying to ask him, but he keeps changing the subject." Naruto said
"I guess one of them is that Arashi is going to be lord Hokage, but I still wonder what the other is?" Sasuke pondered
"Who knows? I guess the only thing we can do is wait till 1:00 when the exams start up again," Hinata said
"Hinata-Chan is right, we should get ready Sasuke." Naruto suggested
Sasuke chuckled "you'd better be ready Naruto, I didn't just relax these couple of weeks." Sasuke said pumped up for the fights ahead "as like last time, you're the one I want to fight most."
Naruto smirked at this "and you think I have just been lying around? I got somethin' that'll blow your mind" Naruto said as he threw something in the ring smiling down on it.
"What was that?" Sakura asked
"Oh just a precaution for my fight" Naruto said
"We'll be cheering you on boys!" Hinata and Sakura said together
5 hours later, the stadium was filled with Ninja from other villages. Everyone cheered as the five examiners stood in the middle. Naruto saw there was on extra, he saw Tenten was there. "Hey Tenten, why are you here?" Naruto asked
"Oh, don't you remember Naruto? They said that all sound and sand Nin were disqualified. Since I fought against that arrogant bitch Temari, I advanced." Tenten explained
"W-wait, if that's the case, where's Choji?" Naruto asked
"Choji quit, he said he was gonna wait till next year. Too bad, and wanted to punch him around" Shikamaru said as he rubbed the back of his neck
"And what about Lee? Didn't he fight against Gaara?" Naruto asked, "guess he was too badly hurt, huh?"
"Oh you'll see Naruto, you'll see, Lee will be here" Tenten said as she smiled at her Sensei in the stands
Up in the higher seats were three people. From what Naruto could tell, one was the third Hokage, and the person on his left was his dad. But… 'I wonder what's with the girl?' Naruto thought as he saw the blonde haired woman next to his father.
Lord Hokage stood up smiling "welcome all! Today we finish the Chunin exams!" Everyone cheered loudly "as you may know, we were visited by a uninvited guest last time, and we couldn't finish the exams. This time, we have taken precautions and we will not have any unwanted guests this time around." Every one was quiet waiting for him to go on "as I said before, I have two announcements, one will wait till after the exams, but the first announcement is big." Lord Hokage paused "as of today, I will be retiring from my post as Lord Hokage."
Everyone muttered to each other in confusion "yes, yes I know, but we have been visited by an old friend of ours. He gave his life for this village, but due to a forbidden Jutsu, he has been brought back. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you your former and present Hokage, Arashi Uzumaki!" Arashi stood up when the third took his seat
"Thank you sir, welcome ninja from all over! Today we shall conclude the Chunin exams. But I think you missed two other surprises old man." Sarutobi chuckled as Arashi went on "last night one of the legendary Senin, and my old teacher brought someone that we missed. She was gone for a long time and she has come back as the main healing ninja and head doctor at the hospital. The legendary Senin, Lady Tsunade!" As he said this, Tsunade stood up and waved everyone cheered and whistled as she sat down
"Wait… she's a Senin too? Forget girl, she's an old bat!" Naruto thought
"As you may know, all sand and sound ninja have been disqualified from the exams. Which means we have three examiners that have advanced due to disqualification. The one known as Choji Akamichi has forfeited the match and will not be participating. But Tenten and Rock lee have advanced."
Tenten waved as Arashi continued" as you may have known, Rock Lee has suffered fatal wounds that endangered his Shinobi rank, but Lady Tsunade fixed him up and will be competing today. Ladies and gentleman I give you, our sixth Examiner, Rock Lee!"
Everyone cheered as Lee came out into the crowd; even the other examiners applauded him. "Now the Chunin exams will now commence, the first match is against Naruto Uzumaki, and Shikamaru Nara. The second match is against Sasuke Uchiha and Shino Aburame. And the third match will be of Rock Lee and Tenten!" Arashi said as the other four left the arena to the higher Seats.
"All right guys, you know the rules, no killin the other opponent, weapons are allowed and the last Shinobi standin wins, got it?" the proctor said as he chomped on his stick.
"Sure, I got it." Naruto said
"Yeah, yeah whatever, lets just get it over with." Shikamaru said as he yawned.
"Very well," the proctor said, "let the match begin!"
Naruto moved back and threw seven shuriken. Shikamaru was already expecting them and dodged everyone. Naruto took this advantage and charged as Shikamaru was in the air. Shikamaru used his jacket as a parachute and floated out of sight.
"Okay, let's go! Shadow Clone Jutsu!" Naruto said, as his ten clones appeared "find him!" He ordered.
"My, my Arashi, you're boy is quite strong" Tsunade said looking down on the match from the top booth.
"I agree, Naruto has gotten quite strong since you've been around" Sarutobi said smiling
"Yeah, he has gotten stronger hasn't he?" Arashi said smiling down at his son.
"He's the spittin image of you Arashi, just as strong too." Tsunade went on
"So I'm not the only one who thinks that" Arashi said smiling at Tsunade
"That boy just might be one day the fifth Hokage if you're not careful." Tsunade said
"That's what I'm teaching him to be" Arashi said smiling
Shikamaru was in the tree trying to come up with a plan. 'Damn! Naruto's gotten faster since he fought against Neji, I gotta get him in the Shadow possession.' He thought as hecame out from the trees "shadow possession Jutsu!" he said as he caught the Naruto clones. None of them could move. They tried all they could but couldn't move an inch
"You're not even worth foolin Naruto, I've won this, you can't move any of you're eight clones, and can't make more" Shikamaru said
"Heheh, you're right about two things, Lazy Ass, I can't make more clones and I can't move these clone's, that doesn't mean I don't have more!" Naruto said as the real Naruto came out of the tree with the Rasengan in hand. Naruto slammed his palm in the back of Shikamaru's back.
'What? But I was sure that there was only the real Naruto and the eight clones, how could he have…' Shikamaru Wondered as he fell to the floor.
"All right Naruto-Chan!!!" Hinata yelled as Shikamaru fell!
"COME ON SHIKAMARU!!! IF YOU DON'T GET UP, I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!" Ino yelled sitting right next to Hinata and Sakura.
"Don't underestimate me Shikamaru, I don't go down that easily" Naruto said thinking that he was the winner
"You're right, Naruto don't ever underestimate your opponent, no matter how Stupid they may be" Shikamaru said as his shadow came from behind the tree.
At first Naruto was confused on what was going on, then Shikamaru came into the light. "It's over Naruto" Shikamaru said as he smiled forcing Naruto to smile as well.
"Damn, I really didn't want to use this yet, but I don't really have a choice in the matter." Naruto said
"Naruto, it's over, there's no way for you to get out of it." Shikamaru said
"Not true Shikamaru" Naruto said smiling.
Naruto disappeared from the spot where Shikamaru had him. Shikamaru looked around confused, as his Shadow wasn't holding anything.
"Hey over here!" Naruto said
Shikamaru looked over to a tree on the left. Naruto was jumping up and down on the tree. Shikamaru threw a bomb to the tree and the Naruto disappeared
"No, I'm over here!" said Naruto on another tree
"What's going on down there? Is Naruto using his shadow clones?" Sakura asked Hinata
"I don't think so Sakura, I think he's using something else. Look" Hinata said as Shikamaru was throwing bombs at the Naruto's "you see, Naruto-Chan's Shadow Clones usually blow up in smoke, those don't" Hinata said pointing to Naruto. She was right, the Naruto's didn't blow up in smoke, but it seemed Naruto just appeared in the other spot instantly.
"Arashi, is that…?" Sarutobi asked as Arashi smiled.
"Yes, it is. He mastered it faster than I did. The Kekkei Genkai of the Uzumaki Clan, the yellow flash." Arashi said
"Impossible, this kid learned his Kekkei Genkai in only two weeks?" Tsunade asked, "What is this kid? He can master a jutsu of that caliber in just a short time."
"It just goes to show you Tsunade, like father, like son." Arashi said following Naruto's moves knowing exactly where he was going to go.
Shikamaru was trying to find out what Naruto was doing while trying to get him. 'It seems as he only goes to the same seven spots every time, why is that?'
Naruto was going from place to place "hahah! If you can't figure it out, than you can't win, Lazy Ass!" he boasted
'I'm not going to lose, now what did he do with the number seven' Shikamaru pondered as he tried to hide and think.
'Wait! That's it!' Shikamaru said looking for the seven Shuriken that Naruto threw in the beginning. He used the Shadow Possession to reach all the Shuriken.
Naruto froze to the back wall and couldn't move. "Huh? What? How did..." Naruto said confused as he fell to the floor
"You got me for a second there Naruto, I'll give you that, but now where ever you move now, I'll have you trapped." Shikamaru said "proctor, it's over, call it off."
The proctor just sat back knowing that it wasn't the end. Naruto disappeared again.
"I told you, you'll be trapped" Shikamaru said as he was looking around at the seven spots. Naruto wasn't in any of them. "Hey wh-what's going on?" Shikamaru said confused
In front of him dropped a Kunai. On the kunai was engraved 'Naruto+Hinata' Naruto showed up in front of Shikamaru and used the Rasengan on his stomach and sent him back.
The proctor went to Shikamaru to see if he was okay. He was just passed out "he's done, I declare the winner, Naruto Uzumaki!"
Nxh592:It was short, but the seventh Chapter is complete! Today, I have in tribute to VII, two characters from Final Fantasy VII, Cloud Strife, and Tifa Lockhart!
Tifa: hi!
Cloud: hey.
Nxh592: so I know you two already read the story, how do you think so far?
Tifa: I like the way Naruto and Hinata get along so well together now
Cloud: I like the fight scenes, really graphic
Nxh592: cool, whom do you two think your most like?
Tifa: defiantly Tsunade.
Nxh592: really? How so?
Tifa: well, I'm really strong like Tsunade, and I don't like seeing people hurt.
Cloud: (whispering) I can tell you something else they have in common, if you know what I mean.
Nxh592:hahah, they are just about the same.
Tifa: what was that Cloud?
Cloud: I didn't say anything.
Tifa: no you whispered something, what did he say?
Nxh592: huh? Oh uh… he just… told me a joke that he heard from Barret, nothing unusual. Uh… what about you F cup, I mean Cloud?
Cloud: I think I'm most like Sasuke, because he lost a lot of people that meant a lot to him in one day.
Tifa: are you gonna mope about that for the rest of your life Cloud? It's over with, I lost a lot of people that day too but I'm not all Emo about it.
Nxh592: uhh… next question, and this one a lot of Final Fantasy VII fans want to know. How did Aerith come back in Kingdom Hearts?
Tifa: Oh! That's easy, Rufus Shinra found her soul in the lifestream and asked her to come back.
(silence)
Nxh592: (pulls Tifa's hair)
Tifa: ow! Ow!!! What are you doing?
Nxh592: sorry, thought you were Orihime in disguise, cause it sounds like the thing she'd say
Cloud: actually, I don't know. I always thought Hades brought her back when I helped him.
Nxh592: I guess we'll never know the true story on how Aerith came back. Well that's all for now, watch out for my next chapter: The Uchiha and Bug boy.
All: Stay Tuned!