Hyde walked up to Chip's house, where he was setting up in his garage for his band. Fortunately, the other members weren't there.
"Yo, ass-hat." Hyde greeted tersely, walking up.
"Oh, it's you. What do you want?" Chip asked, still squatting in front of the drum set.
"I want you to stand up. Jackie... she told me what you did, man. Not cool."
"Really? She must'a liked it on some level, because it was three days after that she dragged me to that party."
Hyde frowned; somehow that had yet to dawn on him, probably because he was so angry about the other.
"That was just to make me jealous, and she was using you. She didn't like it, douchebag."
"Really? Cause I think she was excited... all slick and warm---"
Hyde's jaw clenched and he could no longer see straight. He reached out and punched Chip as hard as he could, looking down at him as he fell. Well, this was a place he'd been before, but this time, he climbed down with him, and continued reigning blows upon him...
Donna walked Jackie back to the basement, her arm around the girl's shoulders.
"It's all right; the others have embarrassing crap too--- way more than this, because theirs was self-inflicted."
Jackie managed a small, weak smile, but then saw that Hyde wasn't around.
"Wh-where's Steven?" she faltered.
"He left because he thinks I'm all tainted or something..." she thought to herself.
"Uh... well, considering that he knocked Chip unconscious for a good four and a half minutes for calling you a bitch, and that was two years before you guys admitted feelings for each-other, I'd say killing Chip." Eric said bluntly.
Jackie looked at Donna in alarm. "He wouldn't... I mean, really kill him, right?"
"Dude, I've been his best friend for like, ever, plus you and I have done it like, a kajillion times..." Kelso puffed out. "but, he's made it pretty damn clear if I try to get touchy with you now, he would kick my ass. So, yes, probably going to kill Chip."
"Actually, that's not what he said, Kelso." Fez said, shaking his head. "He said, 'put your hand on her leg again, I'll rip it off and shove it up your ass'."
Jackie smiled a bit dreamily. Yes, her Steven had said that... But, when she gave a little sigh, she felt Donna shake her.
"Jackie!" Donna was yelling. "We have to go stop him before he gets arrested and gets his third strike!"
Jackie's eyes widened. "Oh, oh, no... my fault... oh... Eric, move your ass! Get the car!"
