18. Trunk of Devious Fun

Deidara led Sasori to Kakuzu's deserted room after their nice lovemaking. Sasori waited, his eyes trained to the blonde as he maneuvered around the room with familiarity. He opened the black wardrobe in the corner of the room and began rooting around the top shelf. Moments later he pulled down a decent-sized trunk and began to drag it over to Sasori. He grabbed a key from Kakuzu's desk, unlocked the trunk and they grinned sadistically at its contents.

"Um... wow... I only recognize a few of these..." Sasori said, plucking a whip from within.

"I think he even added some since-" He stopped, recalling that Sasori got jealous easily.

"Since...?" Sasori prompted darkly, raising the whip.

"B-back at the brothel- hm..." Deidara laughed nervously, putting on a cute face as he reached back into the box.

"Ooo! Handcuffs! Yeah?" Sasori nodded with a smirk, returning the whip to it's rightful place and taking the handcuffs. "Since you just recently lost your virginity- I say this'll be enough... un, definitely enough." Deidara smiled, laying on Kakuzu's bed and placing his hands against the headboard.

Sasori grinned sadistically and seductively, moving over the blonde, placing a knee on each side of Deidara's hips. Deidara shivered in anticipation when he felt the cold metal clasp around his wrists. Sasori began to kiss and nip his way past Deidara's lips, his neck, back up, down to stay at the neck, pause. Sasori withdrew, earning a pout from the uke handcuffed to the bed. He returned the pout with a smile as he let his stomach cable loose. Deidara shuddered lightly at the feel of cold metal grazing his ever-heating skin as it slipped under the simple shirt he had worn for the sake of them leaving the room.

~rip~

Sasori let the scraps of cloth fall to the bed before returning to ravish his lover's neck and torso. Said lover began to moan and squirm when he took it a bit further, his finger hooking the waistband on the restrained male's pants. He whined when Sasori pulled away and moved to the end of the bed. He couldn't see the redhead searching through the trunk's other devilish contents. He pulled out a blind fold and walked over to the head of the bed to tie it around a slightly confused yet anxious Deidara. Once the blindfold was on, he returned to the box. He found a pack of condoms, more lube of different varieties, a lot of stuff he'd never even heard of, and what looked like a few... dildos? Sasori blushed, but then recovered, returning to the blonde. He grabbed a random lubricant and applied it to Deidara's heat earning a blissful moan.

"DeiDei- how much can you take?" Sasori whispered lustfully, replacing his fingers with the only normal/ordinary dildo he could find in Kakuzu's Trunk of Devious Fun.

Deidara didn't understand the puppet's question but this mattered not to his partner as he inched the toy in ever so slowly. Deidara moaned, trying to pull his wrists free to entangle his fingers in the familiar red locks. He was caught off guard when the object embedded in him began to vibrate. He cried out, loving it more when Sasori placed his lips around his tip and began to lick and suck as he thrust in and out with the toy.

"AH, D-DANNA!"

"Shh, Dei~"

"P-please, I'd much rath-ah! Ha... ah-ve you i-in me, un!" Deidara moaned, tears leaking from his eyes, soaking the blindfold. "And... I w-want to see your fa-ace."

Sasori said nothing, releasing Deidara with a soft pop. He soon turned off the toy and replaced it with himself. He thrust in quickly, moan escaping cum the blonde's. The lubrication from earlier and stretching from the toy helped. He pulled out briefly before he thrust back in. A rhythm continued and Sasori still hadn't removed the blindfold- but that had completely escaped Deidara's mind as he cried out, distracted by the immense pleasure he felt. The rhythm was beginning to break down with orgasms looming when...

POOF! "HOLY JASHIN, GUYS! I can't believe you started without me!"

The two stopped abruptly and Sasori quickly covered himself and his partner with Kakuzu's bed covers and turned to snap at the intruder.

"Who the fuck are you and why are you here?!"

"Wow, puppet-dude... You don't remember me, Suki? Someone that deceived you only days ago?" Suki laughed, plopping on the bed next to a flailing Deidara.

"Suki, what the hell are you doing here? Sasori- let me go so I can strangle the bastard, UN!" Suki laughed and pulled off the blindfold. He tapped a finger to the keyhole of the handcuffs and they clicked open.

"Uh, How did you-"

"Atari... um... It's an escape jutsu I was taught in case a client were to try and take advantage of me..." Suki tensed when he spoke his danna's name but recovered before the redhead would notice. Deidara noticed- but he was pissed and hard.

"What the FUCK do you want, hmm!? Can't you see we were busy?"

"Ah, go ahead and finish... I suppose telling you Kakuzu's dead would be easier than, 'Hey, wanna go save Hidan from making the worst decision in his life and leading Kakuzu to his demise?' Clearly this is far more important though so I'll leave you-"

"Wait, what decision?" Sasori asked, snatching his and Deidara's discarded pants- ignoring his hard-on.

"Kuro and Atari have been planning it for awhile but I didn't think Atari would actually go through with it... it's all that bastard, Kuro's fault... fuck!" Suki started cursing to himself.

"Woah, what? Go through with what, hmm?" Deidara sat up properly, placing his hands on Suki's shoulders, forcing the other blond to look at him.

"You know how Atari is obsessed with Kuzu-sama, right?" Deidara nodded but before Suki could continue, Sasori asked, "You mentioned Kuro... as in Kakuzu's deceased and former partner?"

"Kuzu-sama never had the heart to kill him so he actually just sold him to some illegal slave-drivers on Crescent Island that happened to be Sara's daughter-in-law's men and-"

"Who cares- what is the scheme?" Deidara interjected the long-winded explanation.

"Atari wants Kakuzu and Kuro want revenge!" Suki exclaimed, exasperated. "I'll explain on the way- but we hafta hurry and stop Hidan from falling for Kuro!"

D: What? This is so f-in short! And a cliffhanger? What took you so long?!

Ja, ne... next is Part 2 focus- thought I'd throw in some SasoDei before things risk getting out-of-hand and confusing as f.

Things will be explained in next chapter... if not then the one after... From my poll I've gathered KisaIta is the most popular so far so I want to rush this one along a bit... maybe... dunno... I'm hoping I find some sort of conclusion.... *listening to Down with the Sickness* Such a lovely song to be writing yaoi to... -_-;

Ja, the next part is definitely rushed through....*facepalm**headdesk*