FAIL

Oh dear... It appears as though I have run a blank and can no longer continue this story. -sigh- I'm sure you were all soo looking forward to the SasoDei smut chap... -sigh-

Deidara: You are an evil, evil .... what are you?

Your worst nightmare.

Hidan: Bitch

Happy birthday, Hidan.

Kakuzu: It's his birthday? Shit...

You forgot your bf's bd? Way to go...

Anyways, I will be posting a second "version" of this cause I didn't like how this turned out... not even liking the new one -shrug- No matter~ Not continuing this story. I am wanting badly to try AU, would you all be interested? -wonders if she should make a poll- Smut takes so long to write. xDD

*returns to request(s)*

Eh, Birthday Present for Hida-chan:

"Ugh... stupid dipshit... forget my birthday, dare you?" Hidan grumbled, pacing the hallway closet.

"Eh?! You had a birthday~?" Phox popped up, startling Hidan.

"W-where did you come from?"

"Your vagina."

"I don't-"

"Sh~! Kakuzu's lookin' for you, he said he'd raise my allowance if I found you."

Hidan could do nothing as he was dragged from the closet and back to his room. She plopped him on the floor in front of an agitated miser.

"Thank you, Phox, now go away." Kakuzu growled, picking Hidan up by his cloak collar.

"But I wanna know how old Hidan is~!"

"Go to bed."

"No. How old are you, Hida?"

"I'm 23."

"How long have you been 23?"

"... Awhile."

Phox gave a nod then skipped from the room.

"That was..."

"Random... How old are you really?" Kakuzu set Hidan on the double bed at his side.

"23. I'm immortal and have gone through my 23rd birthday about... 2 times... My age restarts at 60. You do the math, miser."

"83?"

Hidan laughed with a shrug, leaning into Kakuzu. Kakuzu frowned upon not receiving confirmation but wrapped an arm around his uke's shoulders. His free hand reached over to the bedside table to pull out a box. He handed it to Hidan.

"Whazzit?" Hidan mumbled, sitting up and proceeding to dig through it.

"Present, obviously, dumbfuck." Kakuzu rolled his eyes while his partner pulled out a bad and in the bag was strong ropes.

"What the fuck?"

Hidan would be found in the morning, tied to the bed with the bag tied over his head, passed out from the wild and exhausting night.

"That was cruel..." Phox drawled.

"Eh, I'll make it up to him next year... maybe..."

HURRAY FOR RANDOMNESS!!!