*Inside a locker room*
Cody: You are just so handsome Shawn…
Shawn: *blushes* Oh Cody you're just saying that…
Cody: No, I think you are *leans in to kiss Shawn*
Cody and Shawn: *make out*
*Randy and Ted walk in*
Ted: *see's Cody macking Shawn* WTF CODY!
Cody: *pulls away* Oh god, Teddy!
Randy: *steps up* Old man why you touching our boy!
Shawn: I…I he came on to me! *hides behind a bench*
Randy: *Texts Hunter* come control your man!
Hunter: What are you talking about?
Randy: He's macking on my boy!
Hunter: He is what!
Randy: just come get him!
*Hunter chargers into the room*
Shawn: Oh god you didn't!
Randy: *glares* Oh but I fucking did!
Cody: Randy! It was my fault!
Ted: shut it!
Cody: *shuts lips*
Hunter: Shawn! How could you cheat on me like this!
Shawn: it was just a kiss hunter, he came on to me! *points to Cody*
Cody: it's true Hunter…
Ted: what did I say!
Cody: Sorry…
Randy: *Texts Melody* damn it!
Melody: Wat?
Randy: Fucking Shawn macking on Cody!
Melody: ….. Shawn and Cody?
Randy: YES! It's horrible
Melody: u sure it wasn't Cody?
Randy: SHUT IT!
Melody: -_-''
Randy: get your ass down here!
Melody: Fine, can I bring Brittany?
Randy: whatever…
Shawn: *Sneers* You know Hunter you've been with that Brittany girl!
Hunter: don't you dare change the subject!
Shawn: NO! Then you have your wife, who else is there!
Hunter: *blushes and looks away*
Shawn: HA! I know there is someone else, tell me!
Hunter: Umm I forgive you Shawn
*Melody and Brittany walk in*
Melody: WTF Cody!
Brittany: *drools*
Melody: how could you Mack on Shawn!
Ted: It was NOT Cody, it was Shawn
Melody: boy, you best back up!
Ted: *backs up, mumbles* bitch
Brittany: WHAT!
Ted: nothing…
Brittany: that is what I thought…
Shawn: why is Brittany here!
Randy: *glares* because she's Melody's friend!
Hunter: well why is Melody here!
Ted: cause she's awesome
Randy: *smirks* Duh Hunter…
Melody: NOW, please let us get down to business. We all know Cody came on to Shawn.
Randy: you're not so awesome anymore.
Melody: shut it, Cody is a slut yes?
Cody: *nods head*
Ted: *smacks Cody* stop that!
Melody: *laughs* It happens, it's not so bad right? *looks over to Randy*
Randy: *sigh* I'm a slut to
Brittany, Ted, Cody, Hunter, Shawn: WHAT!
Randy: There as been another's besides Samantha….
Melody: *iz silent*
Brittany: Who is it! How come you didn't tell Melody!
Ted: why do you care?
Brittany: Cause she tells me everything!
Melody: *glares* STFU!
Brittany: Sorry…
Cody: so who else is there…?
Randy: *looks at Melody* I have to tell them
Melody: Please no! John will get mad!
Brittany, Ted, Cody, Shawn, Hunter: *gasp*
Hunter: No Melody! You've cheated on JOHN!
Shawn: well... He's kinda already married… like you…
Hunter: Shut up!
Melody: God damn it Randy!
*Cody texts John* you're girl is cheating on you
John: WHAT? Liz!
Cody: No worse, Melody!
John: NOT MELODY, with whom?
Cody: …. Randy…
John: ………
Ted: Cody what did you just do?
Cody: *looks up from phone* nothing….
Ted: Did you Text someone?
Cody: Pfft... No…*looks away* Maybe…
Ted: DAMN IT
*Ted texts John* did Cody text you?
John: damn you know to!
Ted: Yeah, I found out when Cody did…
John: son if a b... I'm coming down there
Ted: that's not so... ugh whatever
Ted: how could you do that to Melody!
Cody: she was cheating on John, no one does that!
Ted: but she stuck up for you!
Cody: Oh NOW you believe her.
Ted: *rolls eyes* In case you forgot we don't think. Randy thinks' for us!
Cody: oh right…
Cody: fuck…
Ted: *hits forehead* Guess John is coming here…
Melody: What! NO! T_T He's going to be so mad
Randy: Don't worry Melody….
Melody: how can you say that…?
Brittany: MELODY! HOW COME YOU NEVER TOLD ME!
Melody: same reason why I didn't tell you Drew slept with HUNTER!
Shawn and Brittany: WHAT!
Hunter: O___O Melody what have I done to you!
Melody: *huffs* Well I hate being the bad guy, so your turn ^-^
Ted: *mumbles* speaking of sluts…
Randy: hush!
Melody: *texts Drew* so I'm sorry…
Drew: for…?
Melody: you'll see in about... Oh two seconds...
Drew: .....
Drew: Damn you Melody… damn you.
Randy: wow! Did you see Shawn run!
Cody: never thought he could!
Ted: he's not THAT old,
Melody: he does have back issues… *looks at cell*
*Text from drew*: My eye… it hurts…
Shawn: *dusts hands* that should teach him a lesson
Hunter: What did you do to him! T_T
Shawn: WHAT?
Hunter: I mean… ^-^
Shawn: That is what I thought you whore!
Hunter: *sad face*
Melody: Shit…Shit… What am I going to do!
Cody: you could run…
Ted: *rolls eyes* Shut up, you idiot! I'll protect you! *puts arm around melody*
Melody: *looks up at Ted* Really
Ted: Why sure!
*John enters locker room*
John: Back the fuck up DiBiase!
Ted: *steps away from Melody* K!
Melody: *sad face*
John: Melody, how could you, with my best friend?
Randy: Johnny it's not what it seems!
John: *whimpers* don't you dare call me that *looks away*
Melody: …….. Johnny?
John: Don't judge me!
Melody: You never let me call you that!
John: Umm… Its cause Randy is my BFF
Cody: *snort* Sure
Ted: damn it Cody I swear…
*Drew enters unnoticed*
Drew: *laughs* More like FUCK buddies!
Brittany: O_____O Oh my god it's Drew *faints?*
Ted, Cody, Melody, Hunter, and Shawn: GASP!
Shawn: this is the first time melody's gasped with us ^_^
Melody: Indeed… JOHN! You've slept with Randy to!
John: *looks away* only when you or Liz were not around…. *sad face*
Melody: *smiles* I'm actually okay with this….
Randy and John: *gasp!* really?
Cody: Wait, wait! I don't like this; Randy's slept with me to!
Ted: *slaps forehead… again* Cody you stupid fuck *walks away*
John: What! Randy you said it was only Sam and Mel!
Randy: I-I'm sorry it was Just Cody, Mel, Sam and you…
Cody: and you guys call me a slut
Ted: *walks back over to Cody* I'm going to punch you in the face!
Drew: Ted, it seems you are the only one who hasn't slept with anyone…
Ted: *unsure face* well….just two people…. I am such a horrible husband.
Cody: Teddy! Who did you sleep with!
Brittany: *pretending to still have fainted*
Ted: Brittany, I have to tell them!
Melody, Cody, John, Hunter, Drew and Shawn: GASP!
Shawn: Second time! ^_^
Melody: Get your ass up bitch!
Hunter: How could you cheat on me!
Brittany: I…I….
Drew: I'm sorry Hunter, I to have been with Brittany…. A lot…
Brittany: *small smile on face*
Hunter: Don't even with me Drew!
Cody: This is too good *texts Edge*
Cody: so Drew and Brittany, Huh?
Edge: What?
Cody: They've spelt together… a lot
Edge: WHAT!
Cody: seems Drew has cheated on Hunter with her
Edge: T_T
Cody: So I guess Edge is coming now to….
John: No you didn't!
Cody: yup! *smile*
Brittany: I hate you Cody…
Ted: Me too
Drew: same
Melody: ditto
Randy: *Nods head*
Cody: T_T WHAT Teddy!
Ted: You've tattled on everyone here!
Cody: NO! I haven't told Melody that Evan cheated on her
Melody: WHAT!
Ted: ……..
John: What do you mean WHAT! You've cheated on me with Evan AND Randy…
Melody: Oh stfu you've cheated on your wife with ME and Randy!
John: SO!
Melody: *rolls eyes*
Randy: this is some fucked shit…
*Randy texts Evan* soo…
Evan: I know, you don't need to tell me, I can hear you guy's yelling
Randy: how could you cheat on Melody?
Evan: Easy, how sad. Right?
Randy: Get your ass in here NOW!
Melody: Remember when you KILLED ME!
John: No way Brittany did,
Brittany: Fuck you Cena!
Cody: Oh please not again…
John: Uh…
Brittany: Fuckin' Cody! *chargers for him*
Cody: *screams like a bitch*
Melody: HOLD THE FUCK UP!
Cody and Brittany: *stops*
Melody: Brittany you've slept with JOHN!
Drew: HOW COULD YOU!
Hunter: Oh shut up!
Shawn: NO you shut it Hunter, You've slept with Drew!
Hunter: Drew how could YOU… with Brittany!
Brittany: EASY cause I'm sexy
*Evan enters locker room*
Evan: Melody…
Melody: *looks away*
John and Randy: *glare*
Brittany: oh great!
Shawn: be quiet
Brittany: excuse me!
Shawn: you heard me!
Brittany: *punches Shawn*
Brittany: *innocent look, walks away*
Melody: *rolls her eyes*
Evan: Look John when you killed Melody…
John: I DIDN'T Brittany did!
Brittany: Oh john, you d-bag!
Melody: Watch yourself!
Randy: Melody, please…
Melody: …..
Cody: *interrupts Evan* you know, I don't even see the big deal!
Ted: ………
Cody: So Hunter slept with Brittany and drew!
Ted: ……..
Cody: who cheated on Hunter who cheated on Shawn
Ted: Cody….
Cody: and I mean Randy is a sex god, so who wouldn't sleep with him….
Ted: Cody….
Cody: and John is pretty sexy to that's why I banged him….
Ted: CODY!
Brittany, Shawn, Randy, Hunter, and drew: GASP!
Shawn: Melody didn't gasp!
Melody: because I knew John slept with Cody….
Randy: WHAT
John: *looks guilty* It's true….
Melody: *glares at Cody* that's why he's a fucking slut!
Evan: *who has been silent all along* Damn, you guys are fucked.
Shawn: well no kidding…
Evan: Look Melody, I slept with Jericho
Melody: You did?
Shawn: GASP!
Shawn: wait…Why didn't you gasp with me?
Melody: Cause I knew about it
Ted: yup
Cody: same here
John and Randy: *nods head*
Hunter: I'm not even going to comment on this…
Brittany: I didn't know….
Shawn: *whispers* It's cause your stupid…
Melody: *sigh* It's alright
Evan and John and Randy: What?
Randy: but Melody…
Melody: I don't deserve any of you.
Brittany: PFFT! I'm pissed Drew slept with Hunter!
Shawn: don't even start!
Brittany: Oh I will this is all crap!
Edge: Oh really Brittany, is this?
Brittany: *gasp* Edge!
Edge: I thought you loved me *sniff*
Brittany: But I do!
Cody: You have a funny way of showing it.
Ted: *covers Cody's mouth* I got this.
Cody: *glare*
Brittany: Thanks!
Edge: I waited for you and I find this out!
Brittany: Well… It's Triple H he's a god!
Melody: WE ARE NOT DOING THIS AGAIN!
Edge: Brittany we are over!
Brittany: GASP! No
Edge: Ted then JOHN and HUNTER!
Drew: don't forget me!
Edge: *glare*
Drew: *smirks*
Brittany: I didn't mean to okay! They are all so sexy!
Melody: I CANT EVEN RIGHT NOW! JOHN AND TED?
Randy: Least she didnt sleep with me! ^_^
Evan: Or Me
Shawn: and Me
Hunter: ....... *looks away*
Cody: you know I'm surprised we haven't
Brittany: yeah, you are a slut.
Melody: Oh you to Brittany you to.
Brittany: OH ONE TIME MELODY!
Melody: *glare*
Cody: You know I don't even remember how this all started.
Melody, Shawn, Hunter, Brittany, John, Evan, Drew, Ted, Edge:
*GLARE*
Melody: Are you serious
Ted: I don't even know right now
John: *looking at Randy* You're sexy when you're mad
Randy: *looking at Melody* Mel aint looking so bad either
Melody: *iz nervous*
Brittany: *winks at Hunter* What you thinkin'?
Hunter: That I really want a sandwhich
Brittany and Shawn: *Hit Hunter*
Hunter: OW! I mean That I want you! *looks at brittany and shawn*
Brittany: Which one of us?
Shawn: Yeah which one?
Hunter: Ummmm
Ted: *whispers* You should run away
Hunter: Great idea! *takes off like a bat outta hell*
Brittany: Fucking Ted!
Cody: You've Been there done that, next!
Ted: *smacks forehead*
Brittany: I really, Really hate you
Cody: yeah I know...
Ted: *rolls eyes*
Randy: So Melody, we should get out of here
John: HEY WAIT A MINTUE!
Evan: yeah wait!
Melody: I didn't even agree to anything...
Brittany: WAIT WAIT WAIT! all 3 of you are going to fight for her?
Melody: HEY! I'm pretty amazing.
Randy, John, Evan, Shawn: yeah it's ture
Brittany: T_T
Drew: don't worry I love you! *macks on Brittany*
Edge: HEY! WTF!
Brittany and Drew: *iz Busy*
Edge: T_T I don't even know right now...
Shawn: ya know me either, Fucking Hunter, Brittany and Drew
Edge: Seriously, every one we know are just SLUTS! *glares at everyone*
John: I am not a slut!
Randy: I am! *grins*
Cody: Well I for one am not!
Ted: *kicks cody in the face* WE ARE DONE!
Ted: We're going to go *picks Cody's leg up and drags him out of the room*
Everyone cept Melody: O_O
Melody: That was going to happen sooner or later you guys.
Everyone 'cept Melody(...again): We know...
Edge: DREW! I will fight to the death for Brittany!
Drew: Seriously? 'Cause my life is not worth...*brittany hits drew*
Brittany: HEY!
Drew: *rubs arm* okay, she's worth my life...
Melody: yeah, okay.. *rolls eyes*
Brittany: SHUT IT!
Melody: whatever *walks away*
Edge: LET US BEGIN THIS BATTLE!
Drew: You know this isn't nessary....
Brittany: They hell it aint *takes popcorn outta nowhere*
Randy: How the fuck did she do that?
Evan: I have no idea...
Shawn: *underbreath* she is just such a cunt.
Hunter: *is back with sandwhich* This is pretty tastey...
Shawn: *glares at hunter* You son of bitch!
Hunter: WHAT! Leave my sandwich alone!
John: Did a woman make that?
Hunter: No, but it should've been
Melody: *walks back* REALLY JOHN REALLY! I hate you.
John: T_T
Hunter: Heh, *continues to eat sandwhich*
Drew: You know... I don't really want to fight.
Edge: *Spears Drew anyway*
Brittany: Well that didn't last.
Edge: *smiles* Let us go Brittany!
Brittany: O-tay!
Melody: WAIT, WAIT WAIT!
Edge and Brittany: What?
Melody: You are going to forgive her?
Edge: Yeah pretty much.
Melody: WHY?
Edge: *looks at brittany lovingly* Because she is amazing
Melody: I hate you guys so much....
John, Randy, Shawn and Hunter: HEY!
Shawn: Wait, Evan why didn't you shout Hey! *shakes hands*
Evan: 'Cause Melody can never hate me *grins*
Melody: *nods head* it's ture.
John: but what about me?
Melody: Aweh, I can't hate anyone.
Brittany: See! you still love me!
Melody: yeah I guess
Brittany: Lets hug!
Melody: I'm not ready for one yet.
Brittany: I understand *Walks away with Edge*
John and Randy: Melody we're gunna head out, we'll see you later
Shawn: Yeah, Im'ma beat in Hunters face till he can't remember Brittany Cox
Melody: *sighs sadly* All right See you
John, Randy: Bye!
Shawn: See you *Grabs Hunter by the ear*
Hunter: OW, OW, OW Bye Mel!
Drew: *Iz still Unconscience*
Melody: Poor Drew
Evan: Yeah For sure *smiles*
Melody: So I guess you'll be going to?
Evan: Nope, I'll stay here with you.
Melody: Cool *iz silent for a moment* You.. uh wanna write on Drew
Evan: *grins* Oh yeah...
( 30 mintues later)
Everyone: *Gone*
Drew: Wtf, My head *clutches skull* Where
is everyone? Hello?
*gets up from floor and walks to mirrior*
Drew: *eyes widen* WHAT THE! I do NOT Fail!
Drew: *lifts hand to wipe at face* is that a... a PENIS on my hand!
GOD DAMN IT!
Melody and Evan: *giggles in other room*
THE END!
Mutha fucka'