Melody: Hey guess who i brought! *Edge walks up*
Brittany: *GLOMPS EDGE*
Melody: DAMN IT BRITTANY! Edge isnt Healed yet!
-The next day-
Edge: Seriously guys... you can untie me now...
Brittany: No i like you like this *drools*
Edge: I...uh... I dont like this...
Brittany: Too Bad *Glomps Edge on chair*
Edge: *sob sob*
Melody: You know Brittany I dont even tie them up..
Brittany: *gares* Dont lie!
Melody: ONE TIME! But he ran away! So it doesnt count!
Brittany: *Pets Edges head and Coos* I loves you soo much Edge
Melody: Yeah, Im def not a creeper to... *walks away*
Edge: NO MELODY COME BACK! come back... *sob sob*
/--\
Edge: *still tied up* So you mean to tell me your virgintiy is a cat?
Brittany: *nods her head* Yup, but not just any cat, ITS NELSON!
Edge: Nelson....?
Brittany: Melodys cat! *points to nelson*
Edge: That's just creepy...
Brittany: SILENCE! do you need tape?
Edge: NO! I'll be good!
Brittany: *smiles* Good So i feel like dressing you up!
Edge: *Eyes widen with fear* oh please no...
Brittany: Oh yes *takes out micky mouse ears*
Edge: OH GOD NOO! NOT THE EARS!
Brittany: *puts them on Edge* Soo cute.. *grins evilly* soo cute..
Edge: NOOOOOOOOO...........
-The same night-
Damien: Hey Brittany!
Brittany: Oh... Hey Damien..Wh-whats up?
Damien: Oh not much how about you!
Brittany: *pats Edge on head* Nothing much just sitting here
Edge: OH GOD HELP ME!
Damien: W-what was that..?
Brittany: You dont need to worry about it....
Edge: PLEASE STRANGER HELP- *Brittany tapes his mouth*
Brittany: So i got to go now...STOP MOVING!....okay bye! *hangs up*
Damien: .......
~The End~
Damien is Brittanys Boyfriend and if you've read The Melody and Brittany show you now understand why Hunter says "so many ears."