Episode 2-Showmance
Will Schuester& Finn Hudson
Dear Journal,
I'm so glad to be back at school. Coaching Glee Club and teaching is what I've always loved to do, and Emma was right to push me back towards this job. I even changed my license plate to say "Glee".
Will
Dear Journal,
Sue threatened me today. It started with her offering me an iron tablet, saying it would help me while I menstruate. Then she told me that I need 12 members to compete. I'm worried about getting more kids, but I think an assembly will help us to get more members as kids see how much fun the club is…anyway, after she dropped this bomb on me, she offered me a job as her assistant. I think I gave a strong retort, and I hope she will leave us alone, as Sue Sylvester is not the type of person you want as your enemy.
Will
Dear Journal,
I had arranged for the kids in Glee to sing "Le Freak" at the assembly. We took Nationals with it when I was in Glee Club, and I assumed the kids would like it. Even after they told me they didn't, I figured they just needed some time to get into it, to appreciate it more. Unfortunately, neither of those things happened. As the curtain opened, I heard the start of some unfamiliar music. What unfolded before my eyes was absolutely horrifying. The kids sang a song called "Push It" and the dancing involved a lot of sexual movements. I don't think Figgins will be very pleased when I see him in ten minutes. He called me into his office, which is generally a bad sign…
Will
Dear Journal,
Well now we have to sing songs from an approved list…it's not the worst punishment ever, though all of the songs involve balloons or Jesus. Luckily, Figgins cut the dry cleaning budget for the Cheerios, and we now get new costumes. Also, three of the Cheerios joined Glee Club. Now we only need three more members, and then…sectionals here we come!
Will
Dear Journal,
Quinn got mad at me today when she heard that I rejoined Glee club. I'm really happy there though, so I was able to fight her off for now. But if people keep saying I'm gay, it will be harder to resist her next time. I'm not gay, and being made fun of for something you're not really isn't very fun. Hopefully, it'll die down like I told Quinn it would. I want to be happy, but I also want to live up to all that she and the football team expect of me.
Finn
Dear Journal,
Rachel and I tried to make posters advertising Glee Club, so that we wouldn't have to sing at the assembly Mr. Schue had planned. But Coach Sylvester caught us using the Cheerios copier, and flipped out. She wanted us to be hobbled (whatever that means) and we weren't allowed to put up the fliers. This means that I have to sing at the assembly. I am so screwed.
Finn
Dear Journal,
Celibacy club meeting today. I accidentally popped the balloon between Quinn and I during this weird exercise thing. Quinn was pretty upset, but I thought quickly and said that it must have hit my zipper. Rachel came to celibacy club today, and when the balloon popped she got upset. She gave this whole speech about how girls want sex just as much as boys and she even said that contraception is the only way to be prepared. Quinn was upset, but I thought it was pretty cool of her to say all that.
Finn
Dear Journal,
Rachel came up with a brilliant idea a brilliant idea a couple days ago for the assembly. We did a song called "Push it" in order to appeal to the crazy teenage hormones everyone has. It was a pretty fun number to do, even though at times I felt a little uncomfortable (like when Kurt slapped my butt or Rachel was running her hands up and down my chest) but after a few moments of silence, everyone was cheering like nuts .It even convinced Quinn and a couple of her Cheerios friends to join the club, though now we can only sing songs on this approved list, because some of the parents got pretty mad over our song choice…I'm a little worried about Quinn's motives for joining though, because…well I kissed Rachel. I'm not sure exactly what happened, but suddenly she was saying that I could, and then I was. I really hope Quinn never finds out, because she's really cool and I don't want to lose her over this stupid mistake…
Finn