Disclaimer: Don't own much.
A/n: Yes I know Cas tells Rion to find Pat, but the way Lillia explains it is funnier.
Chapter 4
(On ship)
Pat: 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer!
Rion: SHUT UP!
Pat: (Shuts up)
(Outside Uranium factory)
Rion: Ok you stay here and don't do anything stupid!
Pat: Ok....
(Outside Factory parimeter)
Subzero: (Climbing) God damn! This is annoying!
(Inside factory)
Rion: Ok... what now?
A/n: This is where the names of locations get confusing but i'll give references so you know what I'm talking about.
(Tv room where Rion talks to Ash)
Rion: (Walks by TV)
TV: BUY XTREME! (Ash appears)
Ash: Welcome Rion. Welcome to your grave!
Rion: Ash?
Ash: F--k! How'd you guess?
Rion: It's not like your in the intro, the cast list, or on the box art, or even the freaking name of the f--king movie fanfic thing!
Ash: Damn it.
Rion: Now wait till I stick this virus down your throat....that sounded so wrong..
Ash: Well I'm gonna send you straight to hell...assuming that you're not meant for heaven or purgatory, and that's a whole nother issue... and that Spider doesn't kill you... (Turns off TV)
Rion:.....
(Pat's ship)
Subzero: What the hell?
Pat: Who are you?
Subzero: AHH that voice it burns!
Pat: Huh?
Subzero: (Punches Pat repeatadly)
(Spider mini boss room)
Spider: We meet again Rion.
Rion: Great, an environmentalist.
Spider: HEY! Leo go teach him to fear little creatures.
Leo: (Waves at Rion)
Rion: Aw that's so cute!
(Giant spider appears behind him)
Rion: Oh.... (Kills giant spider) (Prepares to step on Leo)
Leo: (Puppy eye)
Rion: Aw...
Leo: (Runs away)
(Room before Ash boss)
(Air comes in)
Rion: AHHH anthrax! (Enters room)
Subzero: Stop right there!
Rion: Yes?
Subzero: What are you doing?
Rion: Stopping Ash?
Subzero: Oh... are you doing anything after?
Rion: Going back to the base?
Subzero: Can I go? I'm very bored cause Mortal Kombat amazing race was cancelled until further notice.
Rion: Ok?
(Ash boss room)
Ash: Rion you made it what a pleasant surprise!
Rion: Ash!
Ash: Look at all of this waste uranium.
Subzero: Oooh pretty!
Ash: It could end the world. Although theoretically it is ended. Now if all of them were open nuclear winter would happen. Mankind would be wiped out in seconds.
Subzero: Nuclear winter.... it could cancel global warming out..
Ash: Really?
Subzero: Yeah.
Ash: Nevermind. (Puts containers away but takes some waste) (Eats the nuclear waste)
Rion and Subzero: Ew...
Ash: (Bowles start rumbling) Oh crap... ( Runs to bathroom)
(5 minuets later)
Ash: (Gets powerful) Now prepare to die! (Sends Rion flying back) (Pulls him closer) Now prepare for some Rion fanservice! (Kisses Rion)
Rion: (Passes out and gets sent flying back again)
Subzero: Hey you can't do that to my new friend.
Ash: Them fighting words.
Subzero: Bring it on bish!
Ash: It is on! (Prepares to attack)
Subzero: IN MENI YO! (Freezes Ash)
Ash: F--king cheaters!
(Pats ship)
Rion: (Wakes up)
Subzero: Are you ok?
Rion: Well I kinda just got raped....
Subzero: Yeah... don't do that!
(Back at base 3rd floor)
Cas: INTRUDERS! FIRE!
Everyone: (Shoots nerf guns)
Rion: It's me!
Cas: Oh... KEEP FIRING!
(Hypersleep room)
Lillia: Rion are you sure you want to do this?
Rion: Yes, must pwn ash!
Lillia: Ok? (Starts activating machine) Rion if you die in the data world we can't revive you.
Rion: Ok...
Subzero: So don't die.
Rion: What's the worse that could happ.. (Machine starts teleporting him) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (Disapears)
Subzero: What do you think he was going to say?
Lillia: (Shrugs)
End of chapter 4