Chapter 4 – Test Drives and Decepticons

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"Hey! Maple!" Nina yelled into the comm, "Where are you?"

There was a crackle and then nothing.

"Maple?" Will asked, "It's Will; are you receiving me?"

"Well obviously she isn't," Nina replied, "Because you're here and she's somewhere else,"

"You know what I mean," Will rolled his eyes at Nina.

"Seriously, though, Maple," Nina continued into the comm, "If you're there you need to tell us, like now, otherwise I'm going to kill you when we get back and find you're sat there drinking a coffee or something."

"Your friend is not able to talk to you," sneered a voice that Nina recognised all too well.

"Megatron," she stated calmly, "either you let Maple and her car go, or I call Optimus and Iron hide and Sideswipe and tell them to bring my car dismemberment kit so I can rip you to pieces."

"At risk of letting your dear friend die?" Megatron laughed, "I think not,"

It took Will a few minutes to realise that the strange, guttural snarl was coming from Nina.

"Let. Her. Go." She growled.

"I don't think I will," Megatron replied evenly, "In fact, I might just keep her, and you, as my little pets,"

Nina proceeded to utter several phrases into the comm that Will couldn't understand for the life of him but still made his ears burn.

"What?" Megatron had stopped acting so confident, "Where did you –?"

"I've been spending a lot of time with the twins," Nina replied, "And I've picked up a few rather interesting insults from them."

"I will tear you limb from limb!" Megatron roared.

"That's what she said," came Nina's response.

"What is the meaning of this?" the Decepticon demanded.

"You're mum," Will replied helpfully.

"Ooh, great minds," Nina added, "I was just going to say that,"

"I think I've been hanging out with you for too long," Will joked with a grin.

Megatron snarled something in Cybertronian, presumably at Nina, who responded with a snort.

"Is that the best you've got?" she asked indignantly, "I pit my wits against a decepticon and all he can think of to say is that I'm a puny mortal. Well, Megatron, how's your double life going?"

Someone on the other end burst out laughing.

"I'll deal with you later," Megatron snarled at his hostage before breaking the communication between himself and Nina.

"NAIA, get me Optimus. Now."

"Nina, what's up?" it was Lennox.

"We've got a problem," Nina replied, "An evil-robot-shaped problem, with a deep voice, an evil laugh and a hostage."

"Who's the hostage?"

"Maple."

"Dammit," Lennox cursed, "I'll send the autobots over; we've got a lock on your signal, if anything happens we should be able to trace you."

"That's helpful," Nina replied, "Because the aforementioned problem has decided to pay us a visit."

"Holy Shit!" Will yelled, "What the hell is that thing?"

"Megatool," Nina replied.

"Megatool?" Will was utterly confused.

Nina grinned, "It's his porn-star name, didn't you know?" she asked innocently before jumping out of the car.

Will couldn't help but snort at this flippant remark as he followed suit.

"I AM NOT A PORN STAR!" Megatron roared before picking up Nina and preparing to rip her in half.

"Let her go, Megatool," Sideswipe appeared from nowhere, blades flashing, and snatched Nina from Megatron's grasp.

"MY NAME IS MEGATRON!" Megatron screamed as the other autobots appeared and proceeded to kick the Decepticon to the sun and back. Literally.

"Where's Maple?" Sideswipe demanded as he and Sunstreaker pinned Megatron down and prepared to remove his head.

"You will never see her again," Megatron sneered, not noticing Nina plug a laptop into the back of his head. He juddered, retched and then tried to destroy the offending laptop with his mind.

"Got it," Nina grinned triumphantly, disconnecting the laptop, "Nice job, Rewind,"

The little autobot re-transformed into a small robot and clutched his head.

"Ow," he grumbled, "that really, really hurt,"

"Sorry," Nina apologised, looking at the USB wire dejectedly, "He broke my iPod cable and all." She pouted.

"Where is she?" Optimus asked.

"You will never find her," Megatron sneered, "She is in a place that only a select few can locate."

"Right," Nina nodded, getting up; "NAIA, meet Rewind. You two are gonna be working together closely for a while. Rewind, tell NAIA what you found. NAIA, you'll need to contact KITT to tell him the information, and then KITT can supply you with the biometric trace code we implanted into him so he can find Maple." She turned to the autobots, "Lets do this,"

DUN, DUN, DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNN!

What will happen to Maple? Is she safe? Will Nina and her insane car be able to find Maple in time? And, more importantly, what will Starscream do when he discovers the true extent of the damage done to his master by Nina? Find out next time!

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