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Me: Yes. I own Sonny With a Chance.

Director: Kay! That's a rap! You delivered your line perfectly Sarah; you sounded like a delusional confused girl who tells lies! Just how I wrote the character!

Me: Sobs silently into her hands

SO CLEARLY I DON'T ON SWAC! See you at the bottom of the page!

Previously on Sonny With a Chance of Getting Lost:

"Who would have thought that this is how the day would turn out when we got up this morning?"

"Not me,"

"Not me,"

"Well, surprises can happen," Sonny shrugged with a playful glint in her eyes. The both of them leaned against the tree stump. Chad's arm around sonny (to keep her warm of course) and Sonny was cuddling against Chad (again, warmness) both thinking deeply about the weird things that had happened during the day.

The Morning (Before Getting Lost)

Chad's POV

"Mom, seriously, I'm fine, your acting like I need to be on a suicide watch or something," my mother made a pouty look on her face with her lips, something I don't want to deal with in a morning.

"Chaddy, you always act like this when you get a bad review. It will be okay; it's just one guys opinion!"

"Mother, how can I expect to get more serious roles when I am merely 'mentioned' as an teen heart-throb in the big magazines, and then called a sell out with corny show's and roles. How is it my fault? I don't make the script! If I did it would defiantly be better! I just read what's written! How did John Lennon still make it so famous when he wrote songs about Walrus's! Tell me that mother!" although I was merely a teen I respected old music, some of the crud that came out today was horrendous. Trust me Brittany; no-one wants a piece of you. And Kesha, if you slept in my bath tub we'd call the dog pound to get you out.

"He didn't get away with it! He was always criticized honey, I think we should watch that Beatles anthology again," she said, hands over her hips with a smile on her face. Her basic tee-shirt and jeans made her look like a regular mom, not even a rich one. She never seemed to embrace the money we had in the bank. I always tried to remind her of it, but she seemed to ignore it.

"Mother, why watch the anthology when we can call up McCartney right now and go meet him somewhere for brunch?"

"Oh pish posh you have to get to work anyways Chad, I'll see you when you get home honey," she said, giving me a kiss on the cheek. I gave her a one armed hug and walked out to the kitchen, where my one and only brother Brent sat at the table, eating a bowl of unhealthy cerial. His hair was elegantly parted, and he looked like someone who'd get all the girls, then he talks, and screws it all up.

"Hey little brother, have fun at your corny television show!" he laughed, standing up and pointing to the magazine.

"At least I make money with that TV show, you don't even work yet you're 23 and still living at home sponging off of my money,"

"Yeah, your sell out money," he chuckled some more sounding like Two-bit out of the Outsiders.

"Okay then, I is outta here. Peach out sucka!" I ran for the door, hearing my brother faintly call,

"With all the reading you do of scripts you'd think your grammar would be better!"

I pulled up to the parking lot to see Munroe kissing her mother on the cheek and waving with a bright smile on her face as she drove away. I hopped out of the car and caught up to Sonny,

"So, Munroe still kisses her mommy goodbye, how sweet." I mocked.

"Whatever Chad at least I still show my mother affection," she shot back, not giving me the time of day. Big mistake. Thus means I will have to turn of the charm! I grabbed her arm as we were about to enter the doorway, I made her turn towards me, she blushed almost immediately (Chad 1, Sonny 0).

"Sorry, Munroe I didn't mean to offend you back there," I said, twirling a piece of her hair with my finger, I ignored the tingles I felt as my other hand lightly grazed the back of hers, eye on the prize Chad, eye on the prize.

"Um, it's okay...what are you doing?" she asked, staring into my eyes. Yes! Staring in my eyes is the best thing to do! Chad 2, Sonny 0. She was getting lost in them, you know, it's hard not to with my devilish looks. A girl can only withstand certain things. She snapped out of it.

"Chad, are you trying to make me fall for you again?" she asked sternly, poking me with her index finger right in the middle of my chest. Chad 2, Sonny 1.

"Uh, no, defiantly not." I lied. She came forward, forcing me to move back against the wall. Chad 2, Sonny 2.

"You know what I do to guys who try to make me fall for them?" she asked, moving her hand around my neck, making me nearly shiver. Sonny 3, Chad 2.

"W-what?" I asked, my voice betraying me. What the heck, I'm supposed to be the smooth one! REGAIN COMPOSURE CHAD! She moved her head really close to mine, and for a moment, I thought she was about to kiss me. I didn't detest that idea, but she moved her face away, the smell of mint in her breath.

"I don't know, look at the bottom of your Mackenzie Falls uniform and you tell me." She smiled, walking away. I looked down at a purple stain now on my clothes from purple lipstick she held in her hands. Great. Thanks Munroe. Sonny 1000000, Chad 0.

Sonny'sov

I laughed quietly and walked into the dressing room. I was surprised, it wasn't like me to act so flirtatious, and it usually wouldn't work, ESPECIALLY on Chad Dylan Cooper. Tawni sat on the coach texting, a classic over the edge Tawni outfit under her, dark purple super skinny jeans with a fluffy purple shawl of the same colour. Under the shawl was an indigo tee-shirt with a butterfly on it. Like I said; classic Tawni.

"Hey Tawn, you wouldn't believe it, the funniest thing just happened!" Tawni looked up from her phone.

"Involving a weird friend from Wisconsin or Chad?" she asked knowing me all too well, "Oh, wait, what did your mommy do that was embarrassing?"

"No no, it's involving Chad,"

"Good hun, I sure didn't want to hear about your mom or a friend from Wisconsin." I ignored her shot and told her what happened. She laughed when I told her how much I manipulated him.

"Hun, I've seen Chad fall before, and it was never as bad as this. Chad is always the controller in a relationship, and if any other chick tried that, he would have laughed at her. Looks like you've got him twirled around your finger." She laughed, looking back down to her phone.

"Oh, Chad doesn't like me, he just acts out of character when I'm around, teases me, helps even though he doesn't like to, and lets me manipulate him," Tawni gave me a look that said 'think about what you just said'.

"Oh my gosh, Chad has fallen for me!"

"And you people say I'm the stupid one!" Tawni laughed.

"Oh, we have reasons to," laughed a weird child popping out of the vents, receiving a glare from Tawni, "and Sonny, you're like, the only person who didn't know he's fallen for you, even most of McKenzie Falls knew, and they're airheads with cheese for brains. We also all know you've fallen for him."

"Pfft, huh? What are you even talking about?" I asked with a voice that raised quite a few octaves.

"Come on Sonny 'Fine, fine, good, good!' if that's not flirting then I don't know what is!" Zora squealed.

"Well, you don't know what is!" I counteracted, a little angry. Zora put on a pouty face,

"Oh sigh, no one believes me because I'm a little child. Oh sigh, I'm so depressed now." I studied the sad face of Zora and felt immediately felt a pang of guilt reside in my stomach. Zora threw herself on the couch, she lay belly down, hiding her face and looked hurt.

"Now look what you did Sonny! Clean that mess off my couch now!" Tawni said, pointing to the little girl with the spiky hair.

"Now, Zora, you know I didn't mean it, if there's ANYTHING I can do, anything at all, I'll do it for you!" I told the sensitive child, sitting down on the edge of the couch stroking her hair. She peered up at me,

"Anything?" she sniffed.

"Anything," I declared with a smile.

"Then, will you pretty please ask Mr. Condor if we can get a snack machine in the prop room?"

"WHAT? I can't ask him anything, he'll fire me!" I nearly screamed, then I looked at the puppy dog eyes of Zora, and, well, saying no to those eyes were impossible! But I held a firm face.

"Okay, I guess, I'll never live out my dream of freely eating snacks, but its fine Sonny, it isn't your fault at all."

"I'll do it Zora!" I announced, proudly marching away out of the dressing room. I thought I faintly heard a cackle from the room, but I think it was just Miss Bitterman practicing her Zora impression.

Chad's POV

"Please Chaddy!" Portlyn begged, clinging onto my arm protectively.

"Hunny, don't crowd the Chadster! I can't go tell Mr. Condor that we can't film today because of your problem, babe you'll have to do it yourself!" I popped my collar and tried to walk away from Portlyn. The words 'babe' and 'hunny' were usual for us, we'd been friends forever and this is how we acted around each other. We never really thought anything of it until during an interview when the way we talked was considered flirting or something. Thus beginning the 'Chortlyn' craze.

"Chaddykins! He'll like fire me! He'll never fire you, like he's chill to you!"

"What's in it for me Hun?" I prodded.

"Ummmm, I'll tell the press you... dumped me?" a smile crept over my face.

"Would you really! Great, more drama added to the 'chortlyn' craze! If you make it juicy, then I'll do it. Nothing to subtle, but nothing like 'break up over the phone' like Taylor Swift pulled. The only time I've ever felt sympathy for a plastic brother."

"Okay, how about, you like dumped me over an, like expensive dinner with a big group of friends...ah-mazing for your bad boy rep, but not like something that will get you a lot of haters."

"That'll work! So, I tell him your emotionally traumatized by the death of your 5th cousin that you were really close with right?" I questioned.

"Right sweetheart! When, you like know what I'm like really doing," she said slyly, winking at me.

"Yes yes, now go Portlyn, don't keep Armando waiting," I smiled at my friend as she grabbed her purse from the side of my dressing room door and gave me a kiss on the cheek.

"Ciao," she giggled, about to run out of the room, until she turned back suddenly.

"What is it now?" I asked hesitantly. Divas.

"Like, everyone knows now, like I thought you were going to like try to keep it under wrap!" Portlyn slapped me on the arm.

"Ow! Keep what under wrap!" I asked looking at her like she was a crazy psycho. Freaking chicks and their mood swings.

"Like, what do you think Chad! Your little flirty flame with Sonny! Do you know what people are saying behind your back darling?"

"What? Sonny and I have never dated doll, check the magazines. Plus, who says flirty flame?"

"No, but she's like fallen for you, and you've like fallen for her. You don't even attempt to hide it sugar!"

"Babe, how good have you gotten at Italian?" I asked her, she perked up;

"Multo Buono!" very good. I instantly translated.

"Vai sul tuo data stupido e di tenere il naso fuori dalla mia occupato." thank you Italy! Vacationing there really paid off! Portlyn mutterd the words under her breath to figure out what they meant,

"Go...on...your...date...stupid...and...dance...your...nose......of...my...cake?"

"Go on your stupid date and keep your nose out of my business!" I thought she said she was good!

"Oh, that's mean Chad. Go on living in denial Chaddy, adios mia piccola mente amico!" goodbye my small minded friend. Oh my gosh! No one calls Chad Dylan Cooper small minded! I was about to go apprehend Miss Portlyn but she was already gone. Great, now I have to go talk to Mr. Condor. This day just keeps getting better, Sonny manipulating me, Portlyn saying I was falling for Sonny, Portlyn making me go lie to Mr. Condor. Just amazing. There's no way today could get worse.

You may be wondering what is happening in present time with the two in denial lovers , so stay tuned for I will soon be taking you to the current time, and we will see how Chad and Sonny are doing LOST!

A/N

Kay I used Google Translator for the Italian so the conjugation is probably terrible but I only know one word in Italian which is adios lol so you can see how I should of made them argue in French due to the fact I can speak that one okayish. If someone out there speaks really good Spanish and would like to spazz on me for my staidness then pm me and if you can tell me the right words then I would forever be grateful! Anyways, I'm rambling. Sorry.

*Warning for an upcoming ramble of Candy Face*

What did you guys think about Legend of Candy face? I thought Sonny was being a little manipulative when Miss. Bittermen was telling the story, she goes and sits beside and says 'This story's scary!' just like she wanted comfort or something. Plus, she stole a hug from Chad! Lol. I didn't like how they react to the thought of Sonny being killed. They just kind of stood around and were like 'sooo, pizza taste good right?'. LOL well they didn't say that but they were acting so chilled! I'm thinking like what the heck Chad would be running out there and acting like a dude from Brave Heart. Just saying! If you actually read this all I would like to give you an online high five!

ANYWAYS!

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