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Previously on Sonny With a Chance of Getting Lost:

Did she just see Chad Dylan Cooper blush? Maybe, getting lost with Chad wasn't such a bad thing after all.

Mr. Condor's Office (previous day)

Chad's POV

I walked at my normal fast pace to Mr. Condor's office. Stupid Portlyn making me do things for her, she better make this press story spicy. The familiar deep blue halls took me in as I took the last corner to the last hallway before his office. His office was overly expensive, a little too much I would say. His office had a window overlooking L.A and a big brown oak desk that cost over 5000$. He had posters of all of the shows at Condor's studios on the wall. The royal blue colour scheme was a little warm, until you came to his chair. He had one of those chairs they put in those movies that have the scary boss's that turn around slowly in them to face you. Yes, he had one of those. I remembered his office all too well, I was a favourite of Condor's when he was in a good mood, and I'd go in here and plot plans to get more press with him. I took a breath outside of the entrance way to his office, around the corner so he couldn't see me about to come in.

"Chad?" asked a small voice behind me, making me put my hands up defensively in a karate position. I turned to see a bubbly brunette staring at me with curiosity in her big brown eyes.

"Jeez sonny, scare me to death will you!" I took in a jagged breath.

"Sorry Chad, what are you doing up here?"

"A favour for Portlyn, woah, woah, woah, since when do you ask me the question. Why are you up here?"

"A favour for Zora," she sighed.

"Zora?" I asked. Was she talking about a space alien? That's what I'd name a space alien. Hey you green glowey thing, I'm gonna name you Zora cuz you look like a Zora. That's what I'd say if I seen a space alien.

"The creepy boney girl from So Random!" Sonny clarified sarcastically.

"Oh! The one with the pony tails?"

"That's the one," we were both silent for a moment, until Sonny continued, "So, about earlier, you looked pretty mesmerized in me earlier." I coughed really loud, and Sonny beamed a beam bigger than any beam in the world.

"How many times did you practice that line Sonny?" I asked, catching her off guard, "Or are you telling me you use 'mesmerized' in daily small talk?"

"I got it from the Twilight books okay!" she shouted back. I started laughing.

"Aw, little Sonny reads Twilight!"

"That's enou..." Sonny began, until we were cut off by a man's voice coming from behind us.

"My two favourite stars, I had a feeling you'd come up here today," smiled Mr. Condor, "come on in kids." Sonny sent me an impish smile, and in we went into a death trap.

Sonny's pov

"I knew my two favourite stars wouldn't forget what today was. How considerate," he smiled at us. I gave Chad a sideways glance. What the heck was he talking about?

"Yes sir, of course we wouldn't forget, but I'm also here to deliver some sad news. McKenzie Falls won't be able to film today, Portlyn cousin died today, they were like brother and sister, so she won't be able to come into work today. I hope this doesn't put a damper on your special day Mr. Condor." Chad sounded so suave, his acting skills showing the best work. Why couldn't he say WHAT today was!

"Well, I understand, she can take today off...and possibly the day of the funeral, but we need her on set the other days. Now Sonny, what are you thinking about doing for this special day?"

"I...uh..." I began, what was I suppose to say?

"Sonny's going to help me make the day special, I believe she came here for this special day, and because she had a tinny thing she wanted to ask, right Sonny?" Chad asked cocking his eyebrows. THANK GOD!

"Yes, I was wondering, you know, since our ratings have been up; maybe we could get a snack machine so we don't have to run to get froyo's all the time."

"Hmmmm, you guys are pretty commanding, especially on a day like today." Mr. Condor said, tapping his finger on his chin.

"We meant to ask yesterday, but Sonny and I were out in public trying to spice up those Channy rumours to get more viewers. Ever since I guest stared rumours that Sonny and I are dating are everywhere." Well, that was the first I had heard of 'channy'. What a weird word. Is it a type of cough? That's what it sounded like to me.

"Oh, splendid kids! Yes Sonny, I think So Random! ought to start getting some perks around here. So what are you guys planning for my little dumpling?" asked Mr. Condor. A hint! Something involving his daughter...

"Well, we'd love to hang out with your daughter, so we are going to show her the town!" I announced, haha I can act too Chad take that jerkthrob!

"Oh, I didn't expect that much from you guys, thought a shout out or something on your shows, but that's a pretty good idea. I really like it, great thinking, you best be off kids, leave, the doors right there," Mr. Condor announced. I saw Chad's smile falter a little. Crud, he was going to say something like a shout out wasn't he...woopsy-daisy!

"Um, sir, about your daughter..." Chad began;

"My daughter's birthday seems to be in good hands now shooo," he pointed to the door again and opened his sleek black laptop.

"Yes, but really we were just going too..."

"Chad, I love your acting on screen, but one can get too much of Chad, and it is happening now. Go or be fired!" Chad smiled a fake smile and walked out to the hall, I followed behind. When we were a safe space away he turned to me,

"Really Sonny? I have to hang out with that brat for today because you couldn't shut up! Chad knows how to talk and get out of things!" I crossed my arms and narrowed my eyes at him,

"If you havn't noticed I'm stuck in this too." He chuckled slightly.

"I doubt you had anything better to do."

"Excuse me?" I asked utterly repulsed by his words, "how dare you! I was suppose to read to the little kids of a public school then go volunteer at the soup kitchen! Then I was suppose to go over to a friend's house to help her paint her room then I saw going to have some fun after an entire day of working hard and dealing with your stuck-up stupidness! So don't you dare say I didn't have anything better to do then hang out with the brat!"

Chad's pov

I stared at awe at Sonny's sudden outburst. Only a witty comment could save me now!

"Don't forget me!" I chuckled slightly, trying to lighten the mood, I didn't realise I offended her so badly, and that's one thing I didn't want to deal with right now, a peeved Sonny. I didn't apprehend that Sonny did all that charity work. Well, I guess it suits her.

"I didn't, I mentioned brat didn't I?" she said coolly. I was officially offended, but was I going to show it. Nope.

"Whatever Sonny, you can make yourself feel better by insulting me in any way you must, but we have to bring Dakota somewhere tonight, and we can't do that while not speaking collectedly," I told her calmly, my hand on her shoulder in a soothing manner.

"Collectedly? What did you buy a thesaurus or something?" she snubbed.

"Sonny, seriously, we have to decide where to take that child, we can't spend the whole time fighting," I reasoned.

"Since when have you been so...rational? Normally your super immature and suddenly your all 'let's be reasonable' it's kind of funny," she said, over exaggerating her imitation of Chad.

"Why's it so funny?" I demanded. Jeez, comedians think everything's funny. Here I am being super nice and humane and she thinks it's funny.

"Because, it proves what Tawni said," Sonny laughed, suddenly cheered up. Damn girls and their freaking mood swings!

"Really, I doubt anything that Tawni says could be proved. What is it that has been proved?" I asked, I could feel my eyebrows furrowing in confusion. Sonny gave me a strange look, like...she liked what she saw. Woah, did she just check me out or something? Just my face of course, but it seemed like the words flashed across her eyes. 'Chad looked really cute while doing that'. What an open book.

"Trust me, you don't want to now," she laughed very cutely.

"I think I do."

"Fine," she said, approaching me a little to close the space, then she came to my ear, slowly, as if she wanted to asses every movement I made and I felt my stomach nearly drop out of my stomach, "You have fallen for me." She slowly came away, but the space between us was still barely there because her legs were nearly touching mine.

"Sonny, I think you've been mistaken you're thinking of yourself falling for me." I told her slowly, trying to keep myself composed.

"Well, if our distinctions are correct then maybe, we've both fallen," Sonny said, looking up from behind her lashes. I leaned down slowly, as if to warn her to back out now, her eyes closed and mine did too as I leaned to push my lips onto her's...

"OH MY CHAD!" screamed someone I opened my eyes quickly at the sudden annoying voice of a fan at the end of the hall. Sonny jumped back, grabbing her heart and panting.

"Holy conoly!" she breathed breathlessly, sounding pretty hot for her choice of nerdy words. What was with our word choices today? They sounded so authorish and random. Seriously, people do not speak like they do in the books, with the proper grammar and the long words. Suddenly, one of the security guards came out of nowhere, grabbed the tween around the waist and started walking her out of the building. Almost automatically came another gaurd,

"Get in the room now!" he almost yelled, running to us and pushing us quickly into the closest room.

"Wha..." I started.

"Shhhhh, they're coming!" the security guard snapped in a mere whisper as we all knelt down in the dark closet.

"Who?" whispered Sonny.

"The Chad-hards."

So our star crossed lover almost kissed huh? And who knew preteen's were such a threat to Chad Dylan Cooper's safety? And really, why the heck were our two characters speaking like that? At this information and more...two chapters from now! Hehe, come on, don't you want to know what Sonny and Chad are doing in the present, the past is oh sooo, past like!

A/N

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