A/N: You horrible, horrible people. You SICKEN me. I only got ONE STINKING REVIEW! ONE! So, Gazmrules is the only one who gets cookies. Oh, and in answer to your review, we usually make the Tallest evil because we hopelessly obsessed fangirls want to PUNISH them for banishing the ALMIGHTY Zim.

Chapter 4 – Flashback/explanation + MORE drama = AWESOME!

Flashback/explanation ('cause this story just got really confusing):

It's afternoon, and Zim is out planning something, leaving GIR alone in the lab. Suddenly, there is an incoming message from the Tallest, which Computer opens. But when they appear on the screen, something isn't quite – right. They aren't talking to the screen; in fact, they don't even realize that they had sent a message. The truth is, while reaching for a bag of potato chips, Tallest Purple accidently pushed the button that let them communicate with Zim on Earth. Unbeknownst to them, GIR was listening to every word of their 'private' conversation.

"… And you think that we can conquer Earth?" Tallest Purple was saying. Red smirked. "Yep, and get rid of that pesky Zim once and for all… wait, why is that red light bleeping?" Suddenly the two Tallests gasped, "Oh, no… Zim!" and the screen went black, but its damage had been done. GIR had heard everything important.

Anywho…

"So…?" Mib bit her lip and stared at Dib, who looked equally confused. "I don't get it" he said, voice slightly muffled because his head was buried in his arms. "Zim is so devoted to taking over Earth. It's all he does. He's always so serious about taking over Earth. If I didn't keep foiling his plots, we'd be dead by now. It's probably good for us if Zim would be gone, but I just can't understand why. Wouldn't his leaders like him for trying to take over Earth?" Mib shrugged. "What I'm more worried about is what the Tallest are planning. They sound worse than Zim." Dib nodded, frowning. Then Mib said pensively, "Perhaps we could interrogate Zim. Dib brightened. "Yeah, maybe if we keep him here long enough we can capture him and then I will have PROOF! Mwahahaha!" Mib's smile was a little forced at the sight of her deranged cousin, but all the same, she said, "Let's go get that alien."

Imagine this; you're trying to drag a screaming alien-disguised-as-a-human into your house without attracting the neighbors' attention. What makes it worse is what the alien is screaming. Such phrases like, "Filthy human worm-baby!" and "I am the mighty ZIM!" and "I will destroy you both when I rule Earth!" aren't really common-place and make your kidnapping – I mean friendly visit (hehe) more noticeable. This was the predicament Mib and Dib were faced with while trying to get a struggling Zim into the house. "We should have bound and gagged him!" Mib groaned, as soon as Zim swore at her in Irken and kicked her in the gut. "Damn!" she wheezed. Dib snickered.

Finally, when they had strapped Zim into a chair and put a spotlight on him, they began to ask Zim questions. But, he wasn't exactly cooperating. "Never!" exclaimed Zim. "I am the Tallests most faithful servant! They have given me advanced technology! Just look at GIR!" "Still not talkin' eh?" snarled Dib. "I guess will have to bring out the big guns." With this profound statement, he brought forth a NERF water gun. Zim flinched and said in a frightened voice barely above a whisper, "No" Only Mib heard the alien's pathetic plea. She put her hand on her cousin's arm. "Wait Dib" she said, eyeing the green skinned extra-terrestrial, "I think he's telling the truth."

A/N: Okay, this time I'm expecting reviews. REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW!

~Gilly