Me- Okay! Since I've been pushing this off for a month, I'm going to work until my hands bleed!

...Okay, maybe not THAT much, but I'll finish 2 chapters of Sky, and then get back and do a Nightshade chapter, then finish my Dylan show, and write another randomness. Oh! and maybe something else if I don't die by then...

Fang- Oh, you won't DIE! Quit complaining before you even start!

Me- ...I'm not complaining...

Fang- -sigh-

Just do the disclaimer.

DISCLAIMER: I do NOT own Maximum Ride©. Sorry, nope, try again...

CLAIMER: I DO own my OC's DO NOT TOUCH MY OC's WITHOUT PERMISSION!

Torrie- Yay! Another chapter! I'm so proud so my sister sometimes! *wipes tears* Any who…this would have been out sooner IF Dylan didn't get lazy and send it to me! That's right I'm special and get to see it before all ya'll! Bwhahahahha! And yes I know you love that my writing is underlined! Ok I'll stop now.

Disclaimer- I don't own MR or this story….(unless I convince Dylan to give me half the share!) or Dylan…(My beautiful sister!)

Claimer- I own me! Yay!

Oh here's a little guide.

Person's POV

(With someone else)

The Voice

Chapter Title

Max

Well, Hello Readers! Maximum Ride here for your regular Introduction in which I will say something at the beginning of every chapter. YAY. So in this chapter; everyone is against me in pursuit of...well, that's the problem, I DON'T know! No one will tell me! So your fearless leader is backed up against a wall here. My sister, my flock, even my own boyfriend is in on the secret. You know what? Just start the chapter title already. I'll rant later.

(Torrie- Yeah like that would ever happen!

*Dylan drags me off and duck tapes my mouth shut*)

Chapter One: What have I gotten myself into?

Max

"Thanks again," I looked at the young store clerks name tag "Lilly." She smiled at me, her brown hair being tossed back. "Anything for you, just stay out of trouble. I'll be reading." And that's when I took my leave. Damn, ANOTHER blog reader? I thought we saw the last of them since we left -blank- U.S.A

Jesus... To all you, readers who are all probably totally confused, let me explain. It's been about a week since we left the house our mom bought us, and every time we walk into a store, there's always Fang's blog readers. By the time we left our hands were FULL of stuff.

All FREE. Don't get me wrong, I LOVE free stuff, but all the attention has been getting to me. We have to watch ourselves on every corner. THIS time not for mad scientists or blood thirsty FURRIES after us. No, this time, paparazzi. Yes people, Maximum Ride, fearless leader is afraid of paparazzi. I snorted at the thought as I walked into the apartment room we got.

As I kicked open the door I saw the typical scene. Gazzy's eyes GLUED to the TV watching some weird Japanese cartoon. Angel sitting next to him on the couch, petting Total, while staring into space. At the dining table, there sat Nudge, pouring into some girly gossip magazine Fang got her. Iggy, pestering Fang, while he's on the computer.

"Help, anyone? Or do I have to stand in the doorway forever?" all six eyes darted to me. Hmm, suspicious...

In a flash, all the groceries were out of my hands, I felt multiple hands grab me and pull me out of the room. WHAT THE HECK! Seconds later; after the shock faded away, I started banging on the door. "WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR-"

"Sorry Max! This is a surprise!" Nudge...grr...

Now, I could easily break down the door and kick everyone little butts, but for some reason I decided to humor them for a while. So, I backed off crossing my arms, huffing, Maximum ride style pout. I heard the sighs -using my awesome hearing as I stared at the door- all I could hear was excited whispers.

"What!"

"Work your magic!"

"No, don't even thi- Ahh!"

BANG!

I smirked as I looked down. "Hey Fang, what's up?" He glared, slowing getting up rubbing off anything from his black jeans and T-shirt. I expected him to retort, but instead of the scowl, I saw his very small smile, reserved usually just for me.

"Wanna go for some ice cream? Doesn't see like we'll be going anywhere, with you just gawking at me all day."

"Huh...Wha?" I swear my middle name is Maximum Smooth Ride

"Exactly." He pulled me downstairs, leading me outward toward the ice cream parlor nearby.

(With Nudge and the Others (Torrie- Beee-och! What gonna happen)

Nudge

"HAH! I can't believe she believed him. Alright team, I'll be in the kitchen preparing. Gaz, some help please." Iggy said as him and The Gasman walked into the little kitchen leaving Angel, Total, and me.

"OhMiGosh! I can't believe we are doing this? So, what should we do with the decorations? How about this! Or tha-" I got cut off by Angel, smiling at me.

"Sheesh, chill. First we need to get Ella over here."

"Already Done! She should be here in-" I heard Iggy's voice be cut off by a soft knock.

"How the heck do you have her phone number Ig?" I heard Gazzy ask, but I didn't focus on the conversation much longer.

When I opened the door, revealing Ella, we both started squealing, jumping in the air, and hugging, drowning out anything else. "Hey! I took the flight as soon as I could. Moms right next door, but she said she'll try and stay out of the way!"

"Alright! Let's get started-" everyone finished the sentence with her. "Operation Party!"

(With Max and Fang: (Torrie- Damn, Dylan making Fang be with Max :( )

Max

"So, basically I'm your distraction while they plan and organize." I shook my head as I licked my chocolate ice cream cone. At least I had one ally.

"They're SO dead when I get my hands on them, as if you could stop me if I wanted to." He smirked- wait; WHAT?

"So, you wouldn't wanna stay with me?" And with that he smashed lips to mine.

This isn't a scheme Maximum. Just go along with it for now. Even the voice! Damn, this isn't fair.

Torrie- YAY! What an awesome chapter! Good job sis! Just hate that Fang has to kiss max. :( Stupid ugly max.