Finally, an iCarly story! I thought this would be a fun little bit.
Hey, What Am I Sitting On?
"So…" Sam began, rummaging through Carly's fridge, "Freddie's gonna be the one playing 'Hey, What Am I Sitting On' on the next iCarly, right?"
"Yeah," Carly replied, "Why?"
"I know where to get the perfect secret item," said Sam with a grin, pulling out an entire ham and carrying it to the counter without even closing the fridge, "…But I'm gonna have to borrow about 50 bucks."
"For what? Where are you going?"
"The exotic pet store down the street," said Sam.
"Oh, no," said Carly, "You are not going to the exotic pet store to get piranhas for Freddie to sit on again."
"They're from the Amazon!" Sam protested, "Where else am I gonna get them?"
"That's not what I meant…"
"It'll be easy to guess!"
"His mom buys him really expensive pants!"
"So?" Sam asked, "One of Spencer's weird friends makes antibacterial pants, right? We can get them for free."
"SAM!"
"Okay…" said Sam, "Fine. I won't make Freddie sit on a tank of piranhas."
"Thank you," said Carly. She then noticed the fridge was open and closed it.
"I gotta go home and make sure my mom and that British hobo aren't doing anything weird," said Sam, taking the ham and leaving. As soon as she was out the door, she picked up her phone and made a call.
"Gibby, there's been a change of plan. You wanna sit in the Chair of Wonder?"
Sam smells a loophole. Muahahahaha… Does a tank of piranhas actually cost 50 bucks?