America knocked on Russia's door.
"Hello?"
"So um,... Can you go influence Belarus to go to the carnival with me?"
"Hold on a minute... BELARUS! There's someone here for you!"
Belarus arrives.
"Belarus, if you love me, then you will go with America and have a good time with him at the canrival."
"I so ever love you, russia! C'mon America! We have a carnival to go to!"
Russia locks the door, the back door, blocks the fireplace, and boards up the windows.
"Yes! This should give me twelve full hours without Belarus! MUAHAHAHAHA! Now, I can do what I want without having to worry about her killing me for it! Latvia! Estonia! Lithuania! To the Sex Dungeon!"
"Oh, god! Not the Sex Dungeon! Everyone hide!"
Latvia, Estonia, and Lithuania hide.
"You can hide but I'll always be in your dreams!"
Latvia went in his room and locked the door. He went on to his bed and fell asleep. He got off the bed. "Maybe Russia's gave up already."
He opened the door and walked into a gigantic fiery hole with Russia's Maniacal laughter in the background. He landed in the middle of a forest he had never seen before. Russia's voice could be heard.
"One, two, Russia's coming for you. Three, four, better lock the door. Five, six, get a crucifix. Seven, Eight, Better stay up late. Nine, ten, never sleep again!"
Lithuania was hiding in the bathroom with the door locked (Of course). Then he heard what sounded like Latvia screaming. "Latvia! Your loss was not in vain!"
Then he heard the door-knob jiggle.
"I know your in there, Lithuania..."
Lithuania just stood there.
"You think I can't reach you? You forgot about the toilet!"
Lithuania clogged the toilet with toilet-paper.
"Very smart. But can you clog the ventilation system?"
"No."
"Yes! Hahahahahahaha!"
Lithuania knew he was trapped unless he left through the door. He opened it and on the other side was Russia.
"But- But how?"
"Your an idiot. Did you actually think I could fit through the toilet or the ventilation system?"
"No. No. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Estonia heard Lithuania scream. He was hiding in Russia's room because he saw this as an oppurtunity to see what Russia's room looked like. Apparently, it was just like any other. Estonia heard the door-knob got an idea because he was the smartest of his three brothers. He opened up the door where Russia was.
"Awwwwwwwww. Are you giving up? I like it better when you guys struggle."
Estonia kicked Russia in the balls. "AAAAH! MY FOOT!"
"Yeah, that's right! I got balls of steel!"
"Are they powerful enough to stop a speeding bullet?"
Estonia pulled out a pistol and shot Russia's balls. The bullet ricochet off his nuts and penetrated Estonia's leg.
"Hahahahaha! Now your immobilized!"
Russia picked up Estonia by his uninjured leg.
"Sex Dungeon, here we come!"
Estonia grabbed on to the sides of the door.
"No! No! I, do not, want, to be, GAAAAAAY!"
"Estonia, you are and will always be gay."
"I deny it so!"
"Search your feelings, you know it to be true!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
11 hours later...
Belarus and America opened the door to find Latvia, Estonia, Lithuania all naked, chained to the wall and Russia was naked also.
"Woah."
America took a picture with his cell-phone. Then he called Britain.
"'Ello?"
"Hey Britain! It's me, America!"
"Hey America! Wassuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup!"
"! Dude, you'll never believe it!"
"What?"
"Russia, Latvia, Estonia, and Lithu-something-"
"It's Lithuania!"
"-,and Lithuania are all gay!"
"No way!"
"Yeah, I'll send you a picture right now!"
"Dude!"
"I know!"
"Oh man!"
"I know!"
"F***ing awesome bomb!"
"What?"
"Why do you keep referring to that?"
"Ok, look. I know my bomb is f***ing awesome but your just taking it way too far."
"But- F***ing awesome bomb?"
"Ok, I'll call you later man."
"Ok, Later."
America put his cellphone put away to find a brutally beat-up Russia and an extremely mad Belarus.
"Woah. What happened while I was on my cell-phone?"
Belarus slapped Russia in the face.
"What could possess you to do this? You Russians these days have no respect for women!"
"I'm Sorry! I'm Sorry! I won't do it again!"
"Saying Sorry isn't enough! No... There must be a sacrifice! A human sacrifice!"
"Your crazy, man! Your crazy!"
"I was just joking."
"Oh. Can-"
"SHUTUP! Thou must atone for thy sins!"
"Nooooo! Please don't send me to Hell!"
Russia dissapeared. Five seconds later Russia came back.
"What? What happened?"
"Satan said I was so annoying I had to leave."
"Fine then. I shall send you somewhere even more vile and horribly twisted than Hell."
"No."
"I shall send to spend eternity at Chucky Cheese with Billy Maze!
"NOOOOOOOOOOO-"
Russia dissapeared. Russia reaapeared in Chucky Cheese.
"Hi, it's Billy Maze here with Oxi-Clean!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Meanwhile on Earth...
"America!"
"What?"
"Your my new boyfriend!"
"No, I think I'm fine."
"I wasn't asking you."
"Belarus, you need help. Meanwhile I'm going to make a run for the safety of my house."
Later...
Britain is sitting in his home sipping tea when he hears a knock on the door. He goes up to the door but doesn't open it.
"Who is it?"
"For the love of Uncle Sam, open the door!"
"America? Why should I?"
Belarus's voice can be heard.
"Where are you America?"
"Because Belarus is chasing me with AK-47's!"
"Well maybe if I got an apology from you for having me abducted by your alien friends, I might open it."
"This is no time for apologizing! Just let me in!"
Belarus steps out of from behind a tree.
"There you are."
"I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! NOW PLEASE LET ME IN!"
Britain opened the door and America runs in. Britain closes the door and unlocks it.
End of Chapter