"Ok, America. I think there's only one thing we can do now."
"What's that?"
"Kill Belarus."
"Do we really have to kill her?"
"Well, she's freaking' annoying, she's stupid, she won't leave you alone, and she's evil."
"Ok. But how are we going to kill Satan herself?"
"Ok, here's the plan."
Britain shows America the plan.
"Got it!"
Later at Russia's house...
Russia, Ukraine, and Britain are all in the same room. America comes in.
"She's coming!"
"Ok, just like we rehearsed gentlemen!"
America pulls out two AK-47's and hides behind a couch. Britain gets bitten by a radio-active spider, and turns into Spider-Britain. (I know that sounded really gay but it's important, folks.) Britain climbs up onto the ceiling with two AK-47's. Russia and Ukraine take all their clothes off and start having sex on the couch. Belarus comes in. She gasps.
"Russia? and Ukraine? I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIALLLLLLLLLLLL!"
Belarus pulls out a sword and charges them. America jumps out from behind the couch and fires at Belarus until he runs out of ammo. Belarus is still standing.
"Only silver bullets can kill me!"
Russia gasps. "Holy crap! She's more evil than me! I'm out of here!"
Russia jumps out the window. Ukraine notices.
"RUSSIA! MY LOVE! COME BACK!"
She jumps out the window after him. Belarus is focused on America.
"America, why did you run away from your wife? Why did you try to kill your wife?"
America backs up to the wall.
"STAY AWAY FROM ME! YOU WEREWOLF!"
"Oh, I'm not just a werewolf, I'm a vampire too. So I guess that makes me a Werepire. Or a Vamwolf. Wait."
"Ok, look. If you start out as a vamp and get bitten by a werewolf, your a Vamwolf. If you start out as a werewolf and get bitten by a vampire, your a werepire."
"I'm a Vamwolf then. Anyways, I'll convert you and then we can be together, forever!"
"STAY AWAY FROM ME!"
Britain is still on the ceiling, gets an idea. He takes his gun and shoots his foot to distract Belarus with blood. Britain jumps off the ceiling.
"Britain! I should of known this was your doing."
Britain charges Belarus. Belarus charges Britain. Britain shoves a clove of garlic into Belarus's mouth.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Belarus disintegrates. America walks up to Britain.
"It's over. It's finally over!"
Britain turns to America.
"Hey, America, killing Belarus made me realize the way I truly feel about you. I like you America."
"I like you too, Britain. But what will the others think?"
"Frankly, I don't care."
Britain and America started making out.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
America woke up. He looked to his right.
"It's ok, America, Belarus is here."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Belarus woke up. She looked to her right.
"It's ok, Belarus, Russia's here."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Russia woke up. He looked to his right. Nobody was there. He looked to his left.
"It's ok, Russia, Ukraine is here."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
End of Chapter and Book. Thanks for reading!