One Drabble a day keeps Hiyori at bay

Pride and Prejuice

Title: A XVIII century resolution

Song and Artist that Inspired the fic: Pride and Prejuice (A movie not a song)
Fandom: Bleach
Character (s): Sarugaki Hiyori, Hirako Shinji, and Yadomaru Lisa
Category: Romance/Friendship/Humor
Rating: T
Warnings: *spoilers* from the manga 377, and episode 285 through the entire story, and just little cursing, I promise is not a lot. A bit of OOC and a tiny bit of fluff. Italics are for Hiyori's thoughts. AND this story is made in Hiyori's POV.
Disclaimer: Bleach is not mine, believe me if it was mine Aizen would have been killed with Sakanade… Loved the line: welcome to the inverted world! BTW Pride and Prejudice is not mine either, that book belongs to Jane Austin and the movie to Universal Studios.
Summary: Movies teach things to people, so be careful of what you watch.

I can't fucking believe it!

I'm not only force to live in a world full with humans, live with inconsiderate bastards like Shinji (at least in soul society I didn't see him every day or lived in the same barracks), live wearing this horrible human clothes (not that I really mind, because mine even has my kanji), live using human gadgets that I simply can't understand…. Now they are forcing me to do this

"Chs" I mutter while I roll my eyes, and keep walking to where the sofa and the tv are with my arms cross in front of my chest. I really don't want to do this.

The Baldy looks at me with that stupid grin on his face "Don't be so negative about it, Hiyori. If you look closely, you might even learn something"

- "Like HELL I WILL!" - I shout at him throwing my sandal, shit I missed!

- "Geez… that temper of yours…. " he says pressing play on the movie, and ignoring my murderous glares while he goes to get comfortable in the couch.

I prefer a thousand times being on the floor, so when everybody is sleep I can sneak out and start training again. An abrupt noise breaks the silence and the goddamn movie starts, just like every Mondays nigh, "Movie Monday" the idiots called it, something to do Shinji pointed it out….

Something to do, can I suggest something like training?

If you have free time, it's a warning you're not training hard enough. If I didn't know better I would say this was that Bump's idea… Hage Kisuke.

This Monday was Machiro's turn so, is not only a human movie, but a chick human movie. I look at the title on the screen: Pride and Prejudice. I'm going to look at "pretty dresses" and girly situations for a bunch of time... Ahhhhhhhhh! It annoys me!

2 hours passed like they were nothing, and while Kensei, Love and Shinji are totally sleep, Machiro, Lisa, Rose and to everyone surprise ME are glue to the tv. That bitch! How dare Lady Catherine to meddle in Darcy's and Elizabeth's affairs… Oh oh oh

Oh my fucking god! what did I just say?

And the movie is over; there are no passionate kisses or sex scenes or anything a normal chick flick has, I really can't understand this weird feeling in my chest, this is a romantic feeling brought by a movie? What the hell?

So I go to the expert: Lisa.

"Oi, Lisa can I ask you something?" I half scream trying not to wake the three sleeping beauties that are practically snoring. Damn it... It didn't work they are starting to wake up. But thinking about it, the fact Shinji fell sleep in the first 3 minutes of the movie does give me a good advantage next time I don't want to come to their lovely Movie Monday.

The brunette turns around and looks at me, I swear she has this weird sixth sense about me and girly stuff, no that those two things can go hand in hand in a sentence.

Hage Shinji is looking my way with interrogation on his face, so I decided to walk with Lisa towards the training stairs, avoiding his gossipy ears.

"There is something I don't understand about the movie" I said looking away and blushing a little. She only looks at me, so I continue talking "They didn't kiss or fuck, or anything and it was so….."

"Romantic" She steals the words out of my mouth. I nod.

"That movie is originally a book. It was written in 1797. Kisses or sex wasn't as common as is today; in those days here in the real word they showed romantic interest by visiting the women in their houses never alone, and always with proper words and a lot of respect. Times were different and mostly all the girl were virgins before their marriages"She explains while readjusting her glasses.

"So you're telling me that…. *that*" I say pointing at the TV and saving myself from using the words romantic relationship " is because Elizabeth was a virgin?"

"No, not exactly, I was tr….." I stop her in the middle of her sentence, and I gave her a smile that haven't been on my lips for over 80 years.

"Arigatou Lisa" I tell her turning and eyeing a blonde bastard that is looking right at me, like waiting for my conversation to be over. After all, I did break his nose for interrupting my training, so he could drag me upstairs for movie night.

I keep walking his direction. Well supervised visits were out of the question, we lived in the same house. Proper words and a lot of respect is a crazy joke, but virgin bride? Mmmm… that one was a little more fitting.

The nerve that asshole has! Looking at me with those lewd eyes here where everyone can see us. I'm telling him my resolution before the night is over.

Ha! I bet he's not gonna like it.

Hage