Chapter 2! A big thank you to everyone who reviewed or put this on your favorites or alert list! I'll try to make this a great chapter for you guys, it starts out kind of slow but It does get better! I promise! So here we go, and remember questions, comments, suggestions and constructive criticism are always welcome!
Disclaimer: Man I forget to put this in last chapter and now the lawyers are after me! O_o, I don't own The Batman! Help! It's Sam Berstien!
"Okay, so who is going to start?" Batgirl asked the circle of super powered teens. Of course, Kid Flash got his hand up fastest and Batgirl motioned for him to start.
"Lets see" he said looking around the circle rubbing his hands together "Okay, Megan" he said to Miss Martian using her earth name "Truth or Dare?"
"All the statistics indicate that Truth is the safer option, so truth"
"Okay, Barry told me that the Martian Manhunter was supposed to be the last green Martian so if that's true, then how are you here?" he asked with a raised eyebrow.
"That's the best you could come up with?" Speedy smirked.
"The fact just dawned on me last night and it's a thought that's been bugging me to no end. Now shoot" he said leaning in towards Miss Martian intently.
"I…honestly have no idea myself" she shrugged.
"What?" Kid Flash asked with his mouth hanging open.
"My memories are kind of fuzzy, including my origin. Sorry"
"Well if you can't answer that then you have to do a dare" Kid Flash said quickly.
"She answered your question fairly, that counts as an answer" Batgirl said speaking up in defense of her friend.
"Well for all we know she could be lying" Kid Flash said sounding like a small child who couldn't get the toy he wanted.
"She's not lying, I've accessed her files on the watchtowers computer" Batgirl smiled.
"But those files are protected by level seven encryption codes" Superboy pointed out.
"Sidekick to the worlds greatest detective" Batgirl grinned. "And her file says that she has no recollection of her origins."
"Fine" Kid Flash pouted "Superboy, you're up" he said to the teen of steel sitting beside him.
"Alright…um, Robin truth or dare?" Super Boy grinned.
"Dare" The Boy Wonder answered confidently.
"Call up Black Canary and ask her on a date" Super Boy grinned evilly throwing him his cell phone.
"Black Canary!" Robin asked "But she's already married to Green Arrow who might I mind you is in the other room!" Robin practically shouted as the others laughed.
"You picked dare, it's your funeral" Super Boy grinned.
"Fine but I have to call her in private" Robin scowled.
"We're still sending two people with you to make sure you actually follow through with it" Speedy said with a huge grin on his face.
"Fine" Robin grumbled motioning for Batgirl and Miss Martian to follow him to the other end of the room where the others couldn't hear him. Then dialing the number he said doing his best impression of Superboy in a super macho voice he asked
"Hey Dinah! It's Connor Kent! I was wondering if you'd like to go out sometime?" Batgirl and Miss Martian just looked him and then back at each other wide eyed.
"So how was it?" Wonder Girl eagerly asked as the three came back as Batgirl and Miss Martian struggled to keep straight faces.
"Well she was really polite about it" Robin said in a calm tone "But she told me that I was a little young for her and maybe I should focus on girls my own age" he finished as Batgirl and Miss Martian burst out laughing while everyone else was trying to figure out just what the heck was going on. "Megan" Robin said finally grinning "your turn".
"Okay," she said looking around for a suitable victim settling on the girl beside her. "Wonder Girl, truth or dare?"
"Truth" Wonder Girl said "There is no way you're going to get me to do something as stupid as call up a married guy and ask him on a date"
"Okay," Miss Martian smiled "Would you marry your crush right now if you had the chance?"
"Um…yeah, I mean probably" Wonder Girl said blushing.
"Who is your crush?" Speedy asked.
"Yeah! Is it one of us!" Kid Flash asked.
"You'll have to ask me next time I pick truth" Wonder Girl said grinning at the disappointed look that came over Speedy's and Kid Flashes face. "Anyway, Robin! Truth or Dare?" Wonder Girl said with the grin still plastered on her face.
"Oh come on!" Robin groaned "This is a conspiracy isn't it?"
"You've gotta do it dude" Superboy grinned.
"Fine, Truth" Robin sighed.
"Okay" Wonder Girl said "If you were a homosexual, which one of the guys would you chose to make out with?" At these words, Robin turned a whole new shade of pale and all the guys turned and stared nervously at Robin.
"Um, I don't know" Robin groaned again "Superboy I guess"
"What me?" Superboy asked a little scared scooting away from Robin a bit.
"I don't know, you're the most muscular and if I was gay..." he let the sentence trail off as the girls suddenly burst out laughed.
"This is not funny!" Robin said dangerously while mouthing 'I will get you' towards Wonder Girl who just shrugged and continued smiling.
"My turn!" Batgirl smiled "Okay, lets see. Speedy! Truth or Dare?" she said with an innocent smile on her face.
"Um…dare" he said a little cautiously.
"Okay" Batgirl grinned walking over to Speedy and whispering something into his ear.
"Oh you've got to be kidding me" Speedy said looking horrified.
"As I was saying, Arkham Asylum is already understaffed, we can't have criminals from other cities brought there for treatment, there just isn't room" Batman began before he was interrupted by a voice over the Watchtower intercom singing
"I'm a Barbie girl! In a Barbie world! Life in plastic it's fantastic! I eat tuna with cheese and then go hunting for…Batgirl are you sure these are the right lyrics?"
"Excuse me" Green Arrow said getting up, "I've some some buisness to attened to"
"Apparently" Batman said also getting up, "So do I"
"Well, next time, use the can before the meeting starts" Flash said.
Well there you have it. Chapter 2, I hope that was funny and lived up to your expectations, as always suggestions, comments, and constructive criticism are always welcome!
