DISCLAIMER: Is this going to be a normal disclaimer that is simple at to the point? Nope, sorry try again later. I DO NOT OWN iCarly OR ANYTHING RELATED TO IT. I did thing of attacking couches and frozen meat though! How awesome am I? Yes I know very, but that one wasn't had to figure out. My stuffed animals told me yesterday, all 69,696,969 of them. Sunday, May 3, 2010

Dear Diary,

So I decided that it was time for Sam and I to have our first real date. We went on it yesterday. It was great! We went to the new move Attack of the Couches.Now this may sound like a funny movie, but it's not… it's actually quite scary. Lucky for me I'm man enough to not to let it get to me, and I was able to hold Sam the whole time… Okay that's not true I almost wet my self, and Sam wasn't scared at all. She… kind of held me the whole time. It was still nice though; I think she found it funny.

But who would have thought that a move about attacking couches could be scary? I sure didn't. I thought it was just going to be couches chasing people around. But no, it was couches chasing people around with chain saws, frozen meat, and a blender. It was really graphic too! I'm glad Sam liked it though; I think she really enjoyed the part about the frozen meat because afterwards she asked if we could go around beating little old ladies with frozen meat.

And mom? Stop reading my journal! It's getting really annoying. Don't make me move out again. I'll do it! Then who will you make eat your fruit sauce? Never thought of that did you? Well you just think about that. I'm going to Sam's.

Forever scared of couches… Freddie

Well I hope you liked it. Is it weird that half the time when I go to type "liked" I accidentally type "licked"? It's like my fingers have a longing for licking. Oh well. Please review!