. The Tales of a French Eye

Their dying love for each other started at the beginning of their childhood (as I presume) whenever I would hear their endless noise of war with one another or other invading entities. Their dense minds denied them of the fact that they would not allow the other half be beaten by another unless it were themselves.

Thus, their rivalry sparked the platonic love that would further increase to their current status : A seemingly turned on couple stuck inside a narrow 20 foot aquarium due to a certain kinky man 'accidentally' pushing them while the albino and brunette viewed the various species of fish from the top floor.

Gilbert needed a sudden push for goodness sakes! I only gave him the appropriate factors for a good—

"Stop telling the police lies! The hell with you Francis!"While the angry Prussian released his anger verbally, I could feel the chill of a dark and mysterious aura from Elizaveta, now out of Gilbert's arms and clinging unto the side of the aquarium while being assisted by the staff. Apparently, her foot is stuck to where most shark gathered, causing the staff to approach with vicious care. Trust me , dear staff ; you would want to proceed with care for another reason.

I could already hear the three big letters of "D.I.E" and the undying phrase of "You better run, Francis" through my ears, though I'll quickly win her over with a few porn magazines displaying intimate scenes between two men , with either the same or not same sexuality. Either way, she would love it and it would give me enough time to run and hide.

Everybody would be happy—well, except for Gilbert and if that doesn't work...

Hey, is that Antonio?

. The Tales of a French Eye

"Francis?" The seemingly well proportioned silhouette greeted with the question most of my acquaintances would say, a confirmation of my appearance to my true identity. My sense of fashion helps me stand out—too much for my own intentions of blending in. Within a small part of a second, I found myself fortunately dragged out of the aquarium and inside the safe premises of the park. Ah, Antonio, you also have berserk Hungarian sensors.

"But of course! Gilbert practically installed it in our system while Elizaveta beat him every single day, but I'm not Antonio you dumb ass" Our steps stopped in front of the heavily cemented entrance and as I looked down upon the human being that dragged me outside the danger zone that is Elizaveta Herdervary , a quick realization was needed :

Bella?!

"How could you mistake this beauty for someone else? Antonio—of all people—a man! Francis, a man" She indicated her well shaped breast of size D with the use of her hands, a feat of her physical appearance she takes pride in. Nice try , but big brother Francis isn't kinky today "Francis, you're always kinky—you're French!"

She reminded me of the fact that I could not keep out off my mind for the past 3 hours, only to find myself forgetting about it after 5 minutes of contact with an outside force that would later save me from a Prusso-Hungarian murder, how painfully ironic.

"Francis, look out" Bella warned, slowly backing off to safety while horrifyingly pointing at a flying projectile, which I figured was a frying pan. At the same time my thoughts were conjuring the latter statements I felt a great pang of pain at the back of my head, accompanied by a sound of metal clashing unto the ground. Shit!

The frying pan had hit me—hard.

As my face touched the uncomfortable cement of the aquarium's entrance (along with my whole body ) I hear the words of the two women that are present before my semi-unconscious body.

"Thank you Bella"

"No problem Liz! But where are you taking him?"

"Where else...."

Silence

"....to Arthur's restaurant, of course!"

Death.

Rishou : This was seriously too much fun to write but was irritatingly unsatisfying to proofread myself! I haven't felt like this in a good while =3=. Oh , and if you haven't figured it out yet , Belgium=Belgica , always loved that name for her , that and Bela , though I usually use the latter for Belarus. Again I'm afraid since naggy proofreader isn't here to...nag me.I need to trust myself more!

EDIT : Due to request from a certain person , I replaced Belgica with Bella! :3

I hope it didn't feel too much random , I wanted to connect them just a little

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