Own Glee, I do not.
I got a bad-ish review and nearly cried. *sigh* I tried my hardest for Steffi not to be a Mary Sue! She's not perfect in any way! YOU SHALL FIND THIS OUT THIS CHAPTER! Oh, and part of this is M rated.
Sorry I disappeared! My laptop broke... and...yeah. Homecoming week is next week. I hate being single...
Steffi threw her bouncy glitter ball at her West Side Story poster. She was imagining Rachel was Maria. Hence, the devil horns and mustache on the poster.
After about an hour, there was a knock on the door.
"Go away!" Steffi croaked, her voice rough from crying.
"I'm coming in. Cover up if you're not decent."
Steffi ran into his arms, "Jesse! You're supposed to be in LA!"
"Didn't have class this week," he smiled.
No, Steffi didn't lie about only knowing Jesse for only a year. They simply grew really close, really fast.
Steffi suddenly pulled away, "You egged Rachel."
Jesse blinked, then looked down, "I can explain."
"They're all convinced I'm a spy. Even though I've only even known you a little while," Steffi's voice cracked.
Jesse sighed, "I'm sorry? I'll fix it. Wanna go to Wal-Mart?"
Steffi laughed, "Sure."
...Meanwhile...
Sorry abt earlir, i promise im not ONLY w/ u 2 get in ur pants ;) Finn texted Rachel.
She rolled her eyes. uve spent 2 much time around Puck. Far 2 much time. its fine. i cant believe her, tho. Who does she think she is?
not sure. how did u know that she was st. jackass's sis?
Rachel sighed. wen i dated jesse, he would go on and on abt having a sis. he once showed me a pic...yeah.
o. was all Finn sent back.
...
"Jesse!" Steffi giggled. "THEY don't even think their condoms work!"
Wal-Mart's condoms were beside the pregnancy tests.
Jesse laughed and grabbed a bow of the condoms. "I'll have to try them out."
Steffi blinked. Jesse laughed harder, "This isn't Spring Awakening. Sex is NOT a taboo."
Steffi shrugged and tried to look deeply interested in the flavored lubes. "Guess not."
"What?" Jesse asked.
"Nothing." Steffi picked up one that happened to taste like strawberries.
"Unless you're interested in butt-sex. That's not for you," Jesse smirked.
Steffi rolled her eyes.
Jesse realized something, "Oh my...YOU'RE A VIRGIN!"
Steffi blushed a deeper red than her hair, "I am not!''
Jesse smirked, "Steffi is a virgin!"
Steffi stomped off.
...
"Stop!" she screamed. "No!"
He had came up behind her, blindfolding her to so she wouldn't know who he was.
Tears soaked the blindfold as he he ripped her shirt open. He glanced down at her stomach, "Fat whore."
She screamed out as he hit her stomach. Soon, he was inside of her. Something (probably some rag) was shoved in her mouth so she couldn't scream. He pulled out.
...
The next day at Glee, Steffi was perky as ever. She returned the cold glares with smiles, only earning more glares.
"Hello," she said brightly.
The majority of the club grunted in return. She shrugged it off.
"Why are you still here?" Rachel crossed her arms.
"I don't give up that easily. You're simply jealous of my talent. Why else would you feel so threatened by me?" Steffi winked and skipped back to her seat.
Rachel blinked, stunned. But she quickly collected herself, "Talent? Everything you sang yesterday was flat! Besides, I hate to say it, but looks are important in show business. Unfortunately for you."
Steffi smirked, "Looks are important? Look at what you are wearing! The 'mentally-retarded preschooler' look went out...it was never in! I'm all for non-conformity, look at me. But, it has to look good. You look good. At night. Behind a wall. At the bottom of the ocean. To a blind person. And showing your thighs isn't the best thing for you. They're so chunky!"
Finn stormed over to Steffi, "Okay, too far!"
"What are you going to do? I'm a girl. Hit me, I'll sue your ass for domestic violence."
By this point, Jesse had walked in and heard Steffi's empty threat. "Steffi. Liza. O'Hara!"
Steffi's eyes widened. She ran and hid behind Brittany, who sat quietly.
Jesse rolled his eyes, "Really?"
Steffi walked over, "Erm...DISTRACTION!" She pointed behind Jesse. He looked, sighed, looked back at her, and crossed his arms.
"Really, Stefficles, really?" Jesse walked over to her.
Steffi glared. "Eff this."
She stormed out of the room.
...
Steffi stared down at the little white stick, clearly seeing the two lines.
"No, no no!" She screamed and took another.
Positive.
Another.
Positive.
...
Dun, dun DUNNNNNNN! Review, please?